My Little Poney Article: S3E3 PART 2

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posted by Canada24

Later that siku Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.

Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight au anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?

Derpy: But wewe DID tell someone.. wewe told "us".

Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.

Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]

Pinkie: Did wewe take that from Pound Cake again? Don't wewe know it's wrong to steal from a baby?

Rarity: What's all this about a baby?

Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who alisema something about a baby?!

Rarity: wewe did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were wewe talking about?

Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..

Rarity: What are wewe doi-

Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).

Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).

Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...

Saten: wewe have any asprine?

Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).

MEANWHILE

Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?

Derpy: Well.. wewe can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).

SOON AFTER:

Pinkie and Derpy are both high.

Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?

Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).

Pinkie: Reminds wewe of what?

Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story

Sean met up with upinde wa mvua Dash at the ngome in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: kwa teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E2 part 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [sighs] wewe know the worst thing about wewe being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to wewe for advice about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: wewe know, 'cause wewe used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are wewe talking about? I had good Marafiki in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any picha from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. wewe know how we put wewe as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need wewe your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem au a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed kwa any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: wewe know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, au terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. wewe don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

AWESOME gppony, pony PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another siku Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see wewe now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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This siku Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...