My Little Poney Article: S3E3 PART 2

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posted by Canada24

Later that siku Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.

Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight au anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?

Derpy: But wewe DID tell someone.. wewe told "us".

Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.

Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]

Pinkie: Did wewe take that from Pound Cake again? Don't wewe know it's wrong to steal from a baby?

Rarity: What's all this about a baby?

Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who alisema something about a baby?!

Rarity: wewe did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were wewe talking about?

Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..

Rarity: What are wewe doi-

Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).

Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).

Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...

Saten: wewe have any asprine?

Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).

MEANWHILE

Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?

Derpy: Well.. wewe can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).

SOON AFTER:

Pinkie and Derpy are both high.

Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?

Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).

Pinkie: Reminds wewe of what?

Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my inayopendelewa moments is found on my profaili pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pear instead of apple.
Choosing death if an machungwa, chungwa au a banana, ndizi were her only chakula opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her ubunifu is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colors but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the orodha goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more au less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having wewe help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for wewe to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' gppony, pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot inayofuata week! Which means she must have these outfits kwa siku after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... wewe Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited kwa his parents, and after they meet his sekunde girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know zaidi about her boyfriend Blazin' kwa inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the meza, jedwali has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be Marafiki with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a salama house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she alisema call her twiliey for short if wewe want the inayofuata siku we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight alisema she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i alisema
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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upinde wa mvua Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the vitabu I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because wewe know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV onyesha called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of gppony, pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours zamani on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the gppony, pony Alliance? They know zaidi about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha

AWESOME gppony, pony PICS

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

My OC's

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Source: ponycreator

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My Little Poney

added by DisneyFan333

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 9: Exile - part 1

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 1

I've never thought I will be an outcast in my own homeland. Especially after the things I've done to keep it safe... but it was the naked truth. My mercy backfired and put me in a situation, which I wasn't prepared for. How could I? Hah, how terribly foolish of me! I should have known this would happen, but as I said, I wasn't planning my actions, nor did I care about the consequences... until this point, that is.

I blindly followed the guards who escorted me out of the Castle. I was numb, sunken into the sea of my...