Theme song >>>> link
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Nikki West from Jade_23
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Meadow West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 101
Meadow: wewe wanna sing with me Roger?
Roger: I don't see any harm in it. *Gets inayofuata to Meadow*
Band: *Gets their instruments ready*
Song: link
Roger: Well, all I want is a party doll. To come along with me when I'm feelin' wild. To be everlovin', true and fair. To run her fingers through my hair. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you. Well, I saw a gal a-walkin' down
the street. The kind of a gal I'd upendo to meet. She had blonde hair and eyes of blue. Baby, I wanna have a party with you. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
guitar, gitaa Pony: *Playing his instrumental*
Roger: Every man has gotta have a party doll. To be with him when he's feelin' wild. To be everlovin', true and fair. To run her fingers through his hair. To run her fingers through his hair. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
guitar, gitaa Pony: *Playing his instrumental*
Roger: Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
Ponies: *Cheering and clapping*
Meadow: That was great.
Roger: Ladies and gentlestallions, you're such a wonderful audience.
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Nikki: What? When did this happen?
Pete: Last night. Michael tried calling wewe last night after Meadow was killed, but some lines were down in Ogden.
Nikki: My sister was killed. *A tear goes out of her right eye* She was a bright mare, she didn't deserve to die.
Pete: These things happen Nikki. I'm sorry for your loss. Michael wants wewe back in Ogden to take Meadow's place.
Nikki: Okay. *Shakes Pete's hoof* It was a pleasure working with you. *Leaves the office, and walks out of the train station*
Pete: *Sits behind his desk* I'm going to miss her.
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Donut: *Arrives* hujambo wewe guys.
Roger: You're late.
Anthony: What happened?
Donut: Overslept. I am going to set my alarm earlier than usual to prevent that. Michael says I have no work for the time being, so I'm going to read this magazine. *Sits down, and looks at the magazine*
Roger: *Looks at it* Aw fuck!!
Anthony: What is it?
Roger: Desoto went out of business.
Donut: That's a shame.
Anthony: wewe two seriously didn't know that until now?
Roger: What?
Anthony: That magazine is from January.
Roger: They've been out of business for four months?
Anthony: *Nods* I remember hearing news last December that Chrysler was making plans to stop Desoto.
Episode 102
In the yards, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss saw a few ponies standing kwa the fuel tank where the engines were refueled.
Metal Gloss: What's all the commotion about?
Hawkeye: I hate to tell wewe the truth, but I think we're out of fuel. *Runs with Metal Gloss to the tank*
Mirage: *With Dan, and Mike* This is the third time we have run out of fuel!
Dan: Don't worry, I heard we'd get some zaidi in 3, 2, 1.
A tank car landed behind them.
Mirage & Mike: *Looking behind them*
Mirage: Is that it?
Dan: See for yourselves my friends.
Mike: *Opens the juu of the tank car*
Mirage: *Looks inside* Yes, that is fuel, but I don't think it's enough.
Dan: It's better than nothing.
Mike: How did wewe make that car fall down like that?
Dan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
---
Dan: So, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss took nearly all of our fuel to go get zaidi for us.
Mike: What are we supposed to do?
Mirage: Wait for them to come back. We don't have enough to get any jobs done.
Dan: How about we play poker?
Mike: What's poker?
Mirage: A card game. We'll teach wewe how to play, and then we'll kick your punda at it.
Mike: Oh I don't think so.
Dan: What do we need to pay in order to join?
Mirage: 2 dollars.
Mike: Umm.... *Grabs a penny* This is all I have with me.
Dan: Where's the rest of your money?
Mike: In home. I don't want to lose it, so I keep it there, in an unlocked vault, inayofuata to an open window.
---
Mike: *Wins a round of Poker, and laughs* We played a hundred rounds in a row, and wewe guys still can't beat me.
Dan: And now I'm out of cash.
Mirage: Go get more. I got enough money to play him, and this time, I'm going to get more.
Dan: *Flies to his house*
Mike: wewe sure wewe can beat me lad?
Mirage: Yes, let's do this. It's Hungary VS Scotland this time.
Mike: And Scotland's going to win. Deal the cards.
---
Dan: *Returns with zaidi money*
Mirage: I'm putting in fifty dollars.
Mike: *Puts in fifty dollars with Mirage* Now that we both put in our money, onyesha me what wewe have.
Mirage: *Puts down his cards* A flush.
Mike: *Puts down his cards* Full house!!
Dan: Shit.
Mike: *Takes the money*
Percy: *Arrives* Have wewe guys seen Pete anywhere?
Mirage: Have wewe looked in his office?
Percy: He's not there. That's why I'm asking about him.
Dan: Look again. He might be there now.
Percy: *Walks back to the station*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train in the yards*
Metal Gloss: They're still playing?
Hawkeye: Look how much Mike got from those two.
Mike: *Laughing* wewe two suck!
Mirage: Alright, that does it.
Dan: wewe grab his legs, I'll ngumi, punch his face.
Mike: Wait a sekunde lads. It's just a game, right? It's not all about the money.
Mirage: NOT ABOUT THE MONEY?!!?
Mike: *Running away from Dan, and Mirage. They chase him*
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train with Metal Gloss* What the hell are wewe three doing?
Mike: Save me!!!!! *Gets behind Hawkeye*
Mirage: wewe can't hide there forever!
Metal Gloss: What are wewe three arguing about?
Dan: He has taken nearly all of our money.
Mirage: And we want it.
Metal Gloss: *Makes her wallet appear with her magic* Here. *Gives both of them a one hundred dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Now, we're gonna get our inayofuata job from Pete. *Walks with Metal Gloss to the station*
Episode 103
Pete: *Reading To Kill A Mockingbird. On a part of his desk, there is a stack of paperwork he just finished signing* Signing all of those papers were not easy. In the end, I'm glad I got it finished.
Hawkeye: *Knocking on the door* Pete, please open the door.
Pete: It's unlocked, come on in.
Hawkeye: I need wewe to open it!
Pete: Why?
The sack fell off of Hawkeye's back, opened the door, and the mail fell out. It also knocked down Pete's pile of paperwork.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Emerging from the pile of mail*
Hawkeye: That's why.
---
Pete: *Reorganizing his stack of paperwork* I hope nothing makes this stack fall down like yesterday.
Hawkeye: *Knocks on the door* Pete?
Pete: Do wewe have anymore over sized bags with you?
Hawkeye: No. May I come in?
Pete: *Goes to unlock the door, and unlocks it*
Hawkeye: *Comes in*
Pete: What is it?
Hawkeye: Remember that letter I got yesterday?
Pete: Yes. Did wewe read it?
Hawkeye: It was from my uncle. He sent me a sports car, but me, and Metal Gloss feel like we have too many cars. Do wewe know somepony that's looking for a station wagon, au a yellow convertible?
Pete: No, and I got problems of my own. One of those letters wewe brought into my office was about the profit this railroad is making.
Hawkeye: How is it?
Pete: Bad! We need to find out how to make zaidi money.
Hawkeye: *Thinking* An auction.
Pete: What?
Hawkeye: We set up an auction in the parking lot, and we have one of the cars set up for sale.
Pete: I don't know.
Hawkeye: How much money do we need to make to improve our profit?
Pete: Ten thousand dollars.
Pierce: Then, see if wewe can get anypony else to put some of their things in the auction. I'll do the same with Metal Gloss. *Leaves the office*
---
Auction Pony: And last, but not least, a 1936 Auburn 851 Speedster, and the gppony, pony selling the car to one of wewe lucky ponies, Pierce Hawkins!
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stage, and speaks into the microphone* Thank you. You're all probably wondering why I'm giving away a unique car like this. Well, for one thing, I got another car like this from my uncle who passed away, so I decided to give this car away, so I could keep the car my uncle gave me. Also, this railroad needs zaidi money. If we don't make ten thousand dollars, we may go bankrupt. Now let the bidding begin.
Just then, a Rolls Royce, and a BMW pulled into the parking lot. Coming out of the Rolls Royce was Louis Bodine.
Pete: Louis?
Louis: Yes, it's me. When I heard about your auction, and the car wewe were giving away, I knew I had to get here as soon as possible. I hope I'm not too late.
Hawkeye: You're just in time.
Louis: I want that car a lot, so I'm going to start the auction with six thousand dollars, to make sure I can get it instead of anyone else.
Hawkeye: That's greedy for a therapist, but okay. Six thousand dollars, going once. Twice. Sold, to Louis Bodine.
Episode 104
Hawkeye: *At his house, going downstairs*
Metal Gloss: Are wewe coming to bed?
Hawkeye: Soon. I just want to write a letter to my dad. *Goes to a table, and sits down. He begins to write the letter* Dear Dad, I was just in my attic, cleaning some things. I soon found some of our old krisimasi photos. It reminded me of krisimasi last year. It was great, but I wish wewe were there with us.
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Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is zaidi action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye: Eighty minutes.
A car started to follow them
Stylo: *Looks at the car inayofuata to the train* Is it common for Oldsmobiles to travel on dirt?
Hawkeye: No. Especially when it's going inayofuata to train tracks.
Oldsmobile Pony: Hey, are wewe guys going to get the krisimasi mti from Denver?
Stylo: Yeah. What about it?
Oldsmobile Pony: *Grabs a revolver, and shoots the engine near Stylo's head*
Hawkeye: That's the wrong answer. He doesn't want us getting that tree. *Increases speed*
---
On krisimasi day, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss arrived at the station five dakika before 7.
Metal Gloss: It's a shame we have to work on Christmas.
Hawkeye: And Pete told us not to buy any gifts.
Metal Gloss: So we have nothing.
Hawkeye: Perhaps. *Gets out of the car with Metal Gloss*
They walked onto the station platform, and when they saw the krisimasi tree, they noticed that there were presents under it.
Hawkeye: I knew it. Our presents are all here.
Pete: *Comes out of the station, and looks at the two ponies* Glad to see wewe made it here early. Go ahead, open your presents. They're all wrapped in green.
Hawkeye: *Takes off the wrapping, and opens a gift* Oh wewe shouldn't have. Lip gloss.
Metal Gloss: That's for me. *Laughs, and takes off the wrapping on her gift. She then opens the box* Uh sir? Since when did I ask for a toy Harley Davidson?
Hawkeye: *Laughs* I think we got ours mixed up. Okay, there's two more. *Takes another present, and opens it* Oh here we go. A new Lionel train set.
Metal Gloss: *Opens her last present* I also got one. A Neigh York Central flyer.
Hawkeye: Mine is Santa Ne.
Pete: Go put those in your car, and get to work.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Metal Gloss: I'll do it. *Kisses Hawkeye* Just wait here for me. *Uses her magic to take the presents back to the car*
Episode 105
Jeff: Okay. *Puts the box in the back, and sits inayofuata to Percy*
Percy: *Drives the truck*
Song: link
Once they reached Archer Hill, they wasted no time getting to work.
Jeff: *Gets the box of spikes*
Percy: *Gets a hammer*
Railroad Ponies: *Not far away, waiting to do their work after Percy, and Jeff finish*
Jeff: *Taking out bad spikes*
Percy: *Putting in new spikes*
Jeff: *Signals the railroad ponies to start working*
Railroad Ponies: *Moving mbele with equipment to put down new ballast*
Jeff: I say that our work here is done.
Percy: Yep. Another job well done kwa the both of us. Those spikes will probably last for two decades.
Railroad Pony: The ballast is down.
Jeff: Time to go.
After the work was done, everyone left.
---
Jeff: *Looking at the tracks* This is bad. Percy, go tell the signal gppony, pony about this. He must make sure that any switch on the main line is not set to this track.
Percy: wewe could use your magic to fix this.
Jeff: Magic can fix it yes, but it can't be fixed properly. The last unicorn that tried it accidentally made a rail disappear.
Percy: Oh.
---
Railroad Ponies: *Moving very slowly while they put the spikes in, so they won't have an accident*
Mirage: *Passes them on the other track in a passenger train*
Jeff: *Walks behind the rail and spike machine, and looks at the track Mirage just drove on* Those spikes look loose.
Railroad Ponies: *Putting in the last spikes* We're finished, put down the ballast.
zaidi Railroad Ponies: *Moving mbele in a ballast machine*
Jeff: *Going to the ponies in the rail and spike machine* That other track is having problems with the spikes. We need to take them out, and put in new ones.
Railroad Ponies: wewe got it. We're getting started on that now.
Jeff: Signal's red, wewe better get started.
Episode 106
Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do wewe two for?
Hawkeye: wewe can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new gppony, pony would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete alisema he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our inayofuata job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new gppony, pony arrived.
---
Hawkeye: *Slowly puts an RS2 on the front of a freight train with seven boxcars*
Stylo: *Arrives with Smoky Joe* What do wewe have for us?
Hawkeye: A short freight train of empty boxcars. It's heading for Laramie.
Smoky Joe: May we take this train?
Hawkeye: Is that alright with wewe Stylo?
Stylo: Sure.
Hawkeye: Okay, I heard that a passenger train was stopping at our station. Pete wants me and Dan to take over for the engineers when they stop.
Stylo: Okay, have fun with that.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the yards*
Stylo: wewe ready Joe?
Smoky Joe: Please, call me kwa my full name, and yes, I am ready.
---
Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven kwa Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Episode 107
Song: link
Mare 54: *Pulls into the station parking lot in a '57 Oldsmobile*
Stephanie: *Stops at the station in a passenger train with Nicole*
Dan: *Passing Stephanie & Nicole in a freight train*
Mirage: *In the train yard, backing a GP9 up to five freight cars*
Mike: *Signalling Mirage to songesha forward*
Mirage: *Drives his train out of the yard*
Percy & Jeff: *Working with eleven ponies on repairing the tracks*
Mirage: *Passing Percy and Jeff*
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Percy & Jeff*
Percy & Jeff: *Moving out of the way with the other railroad ponies*
Hawkeye: *Slowly passes them*
Stephanie: *Blows the horn twice on her train, rings the bell, and drives out of the station*
---
Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Arrow on juu of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, wewe have a gppony, pony on juu of your train. Stop immediately.
Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.
Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that gppony, pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That gppony, pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way au another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the upendo of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Arrow on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Arrow on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on juu of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.
But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Arrow is on) started rolling downhill.
Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Arrow on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right inayofuata to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: wewe have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*
She made it safely into the back of the truck
Jeff: *Stops*
Episode 108
Pete: That's terrible.
Hawkeye: Well, all we can hope is for our army to get the micro film back. I wonder what's in it.
Pete: Rocket codes. The Soviets are trying to take our rockets, and use them against us.
Hawkeye: This is a very dark time for us.
Pete: No shit. Get to work. You're driving a passenger train with Stylo to Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Leaves Pete's office*
---
Pete: I don't know what makes wewe think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military gppony, pony 1: Run kwa Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military gppony, pony 2: Sabotage.
Military gppony, pony 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military gppony, pony 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. wewe wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military gppony, pony 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. wewe can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
---
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* hujambo lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't wewe already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are wewe guys leaving?
Military gppony, pony 2: Yep. wewe were right after all.
Military gppony, pony 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military gppony, pony 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point.
Episode 109
It all seemed like a beautiful day, but two stallions were chasing each other in a Buick, and a Pontiac.
They were going over 50 miles an hour, hitting each other in the process.
Buick Pony: *Pushes the other car towards the edge of the road*
Pontiac Pony: Eh! *Turns left, and hits the other car*
Buick Pony: *Hits the other car*
Pontiac: Ah!! wewe won't get away with this shit wewe stupid bastard!! *Pushes the Buick into the middle of the road*
Buick Pony: *Moves out of the way, before hitting another car*
Up ahead of them was a railroad crossing. The lights were flashing, and the crossing gates started to go down, but neither of them noticed.
Buick Pony: *Pushes the Pontiac into the railroad crossing sign, and spins out of control, nearly hitting a freight train. He stops in the dirt on the side of the road, and passes out, turning his car off*
Pontiac Pony: *Dead. His forehead is on the dashboard, covered in blood*
Shortly after the train left, the sign that the Pontiac hit, started to fall, and landed on the tracks.
---
Dan: Clearly, the air brakes will not work, because wewe did not connect the hoses together.
Mike: wewe don't need them for the brakes to work.
Dan: Yes wewe do! That is why they are called air brakes.
Mike: It's bullshit lad. Brakes don't need air to work.
---
Jeff: *Taking out the bad rails with his magic* Percy, can wewe get us our tools from the speeder?
Percy: Right away Jeff. *Walks to the speeder*
But soon, he saw something that made him worry.
Percy: Jeff?!
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: There's a train coming towards us, but it looks like it's going too fast!
Jeff: Shit, that could only mean one thing.
Percy & Jeff: Orion.
Orion: *Smiling like a psychotic bastard* If this doesn't get me fired, nothing will!! *Blows the horn on his train*
Percy: Jeff, get out of the way!!
Jeff: *Gets off the tracks*
Orion: *Derails the train. It goes off the tracks to the right, towards a mountain*
The passenger cars on Orion's train were blocking the crossing.
Jeff: I'm not letting anything delay me from my work. *Uses his magic to put Orion's train back on the rails*
Orion: Oh shit. Oh well, at least I'm ahead of schedule. *Drives the train*
Episode 110
Song: link
Narrator: The city of Cheyenne, in a peaceful state with barely any ponies awake, as the sun starts to rise. Fast mbele a few hours, and this happens.
8:59 AM
Ponies: *In a bus going down a road with several cars*
Hawkeye: *Driving a passenger train, and sees the bus* I see some of our passengers on board there.
Stylo: How do wewe know that bus is heading for the station?
Hawkeye: Well if wewe look at the script. *Shows this to Stylo* It'll say the bus is stopping at our station.
Stylo: I don't see it there yet. *Puts the brakes on*
The bus stopped at the station.
Hawkeye: Called it.
Ponies: *Getting off the bus, and walking into the station*
Starlight Glimmer Look Alike: *Buys a ticket, and walks to Hawkeye's train*
Ponies: *Buying tickets*
While the ponies were getting on board Hawkeye, and Stylo's train, the train yard was very busy.
Snowflake: *Inspecting the yard work in her tower*
Mike: *Standing inayofuata to a freight train* Leaving soon Mirage?
Mirage: Yes. I got a train of Thunderbirds that's going to Denver.
Mike: Have fun.
Mirage: *Sees the green signal, and drives his train*
Narrator: *Turns the song off* Okay, wewe get the picture. Boring montage shows wewe boring footage, blah blah blah blah blah, wewe smell like shit. Unless, you're male. Then, why would wewe see something like this, with cartoon horses? This onyesha is for little girls. Then again, why would there be violence, and swearing? Oh don't worry, there won't be any violence in this episode, but there will be tons of swearing. Enjoy it while wewe can motherfucker.
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Dan: We really could use some of those games Pete told us about. We're screwing up left, and right.
Mike: Not me. I haven't done that at all today.
Dan: *Annoyed* Do wewe know what it means to screw up?
Mike: Yes. It means-, uuhhhh. I forgot.
Dan: wewe dumb bastard.
---
Pete: Okay. Each team member will play two rounds of poker against a gppony, pony on the opposite team. The team that earns the most money is the winner.
Hawkeye: *Sits down with Mirage*
Metal Gloss: *Playing with Dan*
Stylo: *Playing with Snowflake*
Percy: *Playing with Stephanie*
Jeff: *Playing with Nicole*
Orion: *Playing with Mike*
Pete: And, begin.
Mike: How do wewe play this game again?
Orion: Oh this will be too easy.
But when the two rounds were over, Orion Lost all of his money.
Orion: We only got to play one round, and he beat me!
Mike: I did it fair, and square lad.
Orion: How the fuck did wewe beat me?
Mike: I don't know.
And those are all of the highlights. Season 12 will begin after the new episodes of Just Be Me, and Gran Turismo are finished.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Nikki West from Jade_23
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Meadow West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 101
Meadow: wewe wanna sing with me Roger?
Roger: I don't see any harm in it. *Gets inayofuata to Meadow*
Band: *Gets their instruments ready*
Song: link
Roger: Well, all I want is a party doll. To come along with me when I'm feelin' wild. To be everlovin', true and fair. To run her fingers through my hair. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you. Well, I saw a gal a-walkin' down
the street. The kind of a gal I'd upendo to meet. She had blonde hair and eyes of blue. Baby, I wanna have a party with you. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
guitar, gitaa Pony: *Playing his instrumental*
Roger: Every man has gotta have a party doll. To be with him when he's feelin' wild. To be everlovin', true and fair. To run her fingers through his hair. To run her fingers through his hair. Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
guitar, gitaa Pony: *Playing his instrumental*
Roger: Come along and be my
Roger & Meadow: Party doll
Roger: Come along and be my party doll. Come along and be my party doll. I'll make upendo to you, to you. I'll make upendo to you.
Ponies: *Cheering and clapping*
Meadow: That was great.
Roger: Ladies and gentlestallions, you're such a wonderful audience.
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Nikki: What? When did this happen?
Pete: Last night. Michael tried calling wewe last night after Meadow was killed, but some lines were down in Ogden.
Nikki: My sister was killed. *A tear goes out of her right eye* She was a bright mare, she didn't deserve to die.
Pete: These things happen Nikki. I'm sorry for your loss. Michael wants wewe back in Ogden to take Meadow's place.
Nikki: Okay. *Shakes Pete's hoof* It was a pleasure working with you. *Leaves the office, and walks out of the train station*
Pete: *Sits behind his desk* I'm going to miss her.
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Donut: *Arrives* hujambo wewe guys.
Roger: You're late.
Anthony: What happened?
Donut: Overslept. I am going to set my alarm earlier than usual to prevent that. Michael says I have no work for the time being, so I'm going to read this magazine. *Sits down, and looks at the magazine*
Roger: *Looks at it* Aw fuck!!
Anthony: What is it?
Roger: Desoto went out of business.
Donut: That's a shame.
Anthony: wewe two seriously didn't know that until now?
Roger: What?
Anthony: That magazine is from January.
Roger: They've been out of business for four months?
Anthony: *Nods* I remember hearing news last December that Chrysler was making plans to stop Desoto.
Episode 102
In the yards, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss saw a few ponies standing kwa the fuel tank where the engines were refueled.
Metal Gloss: What's all the commotion about?
Hawkeye: I hate to tell wewe the truth, but I think we're out of fuel. *Runs with Metal Gloss to the tank*
Mirage: *With Dan, and Mike* This is the third time we have run out of fuel!
Dan: Don't worry, I heard we'd get some zaidi in 3, 2, 1.
A tank car landed behind them.
Mirage & Mike: *Looking behind them*
Mirage: Is that it?
Dan: See for yourselves my friends.
Mike: *Opens the juu of the tank car*
Mirage: *Looks inside* Yes, that is fuel, but I don't think it's enough.
Dan: It's better than nothing.
Mike: How did wewe make that car fall down like that?
Dan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Dan: So, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss took nearly all of our fuel to go get zaidi for us.
Mike: What are we supposed to do?
Mirage: Wait for them to come back. We don't have enough to get any jobs done.
Dan: How about we play poker?
Mike: What's poker?
Mirage: A card game. We'll teach wewe how to play, and then we'll kick your punda at it.
Mike: Oh I don't think so.
Dan: What do we need to pay in order to join?
Mirage: 2 dollars.
Mike: Umm.... *Grabs a penny* This is all I have with me.
Dan: Where's the rest of your money?
Mike: In home. I don't want to lose it, so I keep it there, in an unlocked vault, inayofuata to an open window.
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Mike: *Wins a round of Poker, and laughs* We played a hundred rounds in a row, and wewe guys still can't beat me.
Dan: And now I'm out of cash.
Mirage: Go get more. I got enough money to play him, and this time, I'm going to get more.
Dan: *Flies to his house*
Mike: wewe sure wewe can beat me lad?
Mirage: Yes, let's do this. It's Hungary VS Scotland this time.
Mike: And Scotland's going to win. Deal the cards.
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Dan: *Returns with zaidi money*
Mirage: I'm putting in fifty dollars.
Mike: *Puts in fifty dollars with Mirage* Now that we both put in our money, onyesha me what wewe have.
Mirage: *Puts down his cards* A flush.
Mike: *Puts down his cards* Full house!!
Dan: Shit.
Mike: *Takes the money*
Percy: *Arrives* Have wewe guys seen Pete anywhere?
Mirage: Have wewe looked in his office?
Percy: He's not there. That's why I'm asking about him.
Dan: Look again. He might be there now.
Percy: *Walks back to the station*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train in the yards*
Metal Gloss: They're still playing?
Hawkeye: Look how much Mike got from those two.
Mike: *Laughing* wewe two suck!
Mirage: Alright, that does it.
Dan: wewe grab his legs, I'll ngumi, punch his face.
Mike: Wait a sekunde lads. It's just a game, right? It's not all about the money.
Mirage: NOT ABOUT THE MONEY?!!?
Mike: *Running away from Dan, and Mirage. They chase him*
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train with Metal Gloss* What the hell are wewe three doing?
Mike: Save me!!!!! *Gets behind Hawkeye*
Mirage: wewe can't hide there forever!
Metal Gloss: What are wewe three arguing about?
Dan: He has taken nearly all of our money.
Mirage: And we want it.
Metal Gloss: *Makes her wallet appear with her magic* Here. *Gives both of them a one hundred dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Now, we're gonna get our inayofuata job from Pete. *Walks with Metal Gloss to the station*
Episode 103
Pete: *Reading To Kill A Mockingbird. On a part of his desk, there is a stack of paperwork he just finished signing* Signing all of those papers were not easy. In the end, I'm glad I got it finished.
Hawkeye: *Knocking on the door* Pete, please open the door.
Pete: It's unlocked, come on in.
Hawkeye: I need wewe to open it!
Pete: Why?
The sack fell off of Hawkeye's back, opened the door, and the mail fell out. It also knocked down Pete's pile of paperwork.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Emerging from the pile of mail*
Hawkeye: That's why.
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Pete: *Reorganizing his stack of paperwork* I hope nothing makes this stack fall down like yesterday.
Hawkeye: *Knocks on the door* Pete?
Pete: Do wewe have anymore over sized bags with you?
Hawkeye: No. May I come in?
Pete: *Goes to unlock the door, and unlocks it*
Hawkeye: *Comes in*
Pete: What is it?
Hawkeye: Remember that letter I got yesterday?
Pete: Yes. Did wewe read it?
Hawkeye: It was from my uncle. He sent me a sports car, but me, and Metal Gloss feel like we have too many cars. Do wewe know somepony that's looking for a station wagon, au a yellow convertible?
Pete: No, and I got problems of my own. One of those letters wewe brought into my office was about the profit this railroad is making.
Hawkeye: How is it?
Pete: Bad! We need to find out how to make zaidi money.
Hawkeye: *Thinking* An auction.
Pete: What?
Hawkeye: We set up an auction in the parking lot, and we have one of the cars set up for sale.
Pete: I don't know.
Hawkeye: How much money do we need to make to improve our profit?
Pete: Ten thousand dollars.
Pierce: Then, see if wewe can get anypony else to put some of their things in the auction. I'll do the same with Metal Gloss. *Leaves the office*
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Auction Pony: And last, but not least, a 1936 Auburn 851 Speedster, and the gppony, pony selling the car to one of wewe lucky ponies, Pierce Hawkins!
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stage, and speaks into the microphone* Thank you. You're all probably wondering why I'm giving away a unique car like this. Well, for one thing, I got another car like this from my uncle who passed away, so I decided to give this car away, so I could keep the car my uncle gave me. Also, this railroad needs zaidi money. If we don't make ten thousand dollars, we may go bankrupt. Now let the bidding begin.
Just then, a Rolls Royce, and a BMW pulled into the parking lot. Coming out of the Rolls Royce was Louis Bodine.
Pete: Louis?
Louis: Yes, it's me. When I heard about your auction, and the car wewe were giving away, I knew I had to get here as soon as possible. I hope I'm not too late.
Hawkeye: You're just in time.
Louis: I want that car a lot, so I'm going to start the auction with six thousand dollars, to make sure I can get it instead of anyone else.
Hawkeye: That's greedy for a therapist, but okay. Six thousand dollars, going once. Twice. Sold, to Louis Bodine.
Episode 104
Hawkeye: *At his house, going downstairs*
Metal Gloss: Are wewe coming to bed?
Hawkeye: Soon. I just want to write a letter to my dad. *Goes to a table, and sits down. He begins to write the letter* Dear Dad, I was just in my attic, cleaning some things. I soon found some of our old krisimasi photos. It reminded me of krisimasi last year. It was great, but I wish wewe were there with us.
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Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is zaidi action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye: Eighty minutes.
A car started to follow them
Stylo: *Looks at the car inayofuata to the train* Is it common for Oldsmobiles to travel on dirt?
Hawkeye: No. Especially when it's going inayofuata to train tracks.
Oldsmobile Pony: Hey, are wewe guys going to get the krisimasi mti from Denver?
Stylo: Yeah. What about it?
Oldsmobile Pony: *Grabs a revolver, and shoots the engine near Stylo's head*
Hawkeye: That's the wrong answer. He doesn't want us getting that tree. *Increases speed*
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On krisimasi day, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss arrived at the station five dakika before 7.
Metal Gloss: It's a shame we have to work on Christmas.
Hawkeye: And Pete told us not to buy any gifts.
Metal Gloss: So we have nothing.
Hawkeye: Perhaps. *Gets out of the car with Metal Gloss*
They walked onto the station platform, and when they saw the krisimasi tree, they noticed that there were presents under it.
Hawkeye: I knew it. Our presents are all here.
Pete: *Comes out of the station, and looks at the two ponies* Glad to see wewe made it here early. Go ahead, open your presents. They're all wrapped in green.
Hawkeye: *Takes off the wrapping, and opens a gift* Oh wewe shouldn't have. Lip gloss.
Metal Gloss: That's for me. *Laughs, and takes off the wrapping on her gift. She then opens the box* Uh sir? Since when did I ask for a toy Harley Davidson?
Hawkeye: *Laughs* I think we got ours mixed up. Okay, there's two more. *Takes another present, and opens it* Oh here we go. A new Lionel train set.
Metal Gloss: *Opens her last present* I also got one. A Neigh York Central flyer.
Hawkeye: Mine is Santa Ne.
Pete: Go put those in your car, and get to work.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Metal Gloss: I'll do it. *Kisses Hawkeye* Just wait here for me. *Uses her magic to take the presents back to the car*
Episode 105
Jeff: Okay. *Puts the box in the back, and sits inayofuata to Percy*
Percy: *Drives the truck*
Song: link
Once they reached Archer Hill, they wasted no time getting to work.
Jeff: *Gets the box of spikes*
Percy: *Gets a hammer*
Railroad Ponies: *Not far away, waiting to do their work after Percy, and Jeff finish*
Jeff: *Taking out bad spikes*
Percy: *Putting in new spikes*
Jeff: *Signals the railroad ponies to start working*
Railroad Ponies: *Moving mbele with equipment to put down new ballast*
Jeff: I say that our work here is done.
Percy: Yep. Another job well done kwa the both of us. Those spikes will probably last for two decades.
Railroad Pony: The ballast is down.
Jeff: Time to go.
After the work was done, everyone left.
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Jeff: *Looking at the tracks* This is bad. Percy, go tell the signal gppony, pony about this. He must make sure that any switch on the main line is not set to this track.
Percy: wewe could use your magic to fix this.
Jeff: Magic can fix it yes, but it can't be fixed properly. The last unicorn that tried it accidentally made a rail disappear.
Percy: Oh.
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Railroad Ponies: *Moving very slowly while they put the spikes in, so they won't have an accident*
Mirage: *Passes them on the other track in a passenger train*
Jeff: *Walks behind the rail and spike machine, and looks at the track Mirage just drove on* Those spikes look loose.
Railroad Ponies: *Putting in the last spikes* We're finished, put down the ballast.
zaidi Railroad Ponies: *Moving mbele in a ballast machine*
Jeff: *Going to the ponies in the rail and spike machine* That other track is having problems with the spikes. We need to take them out, and put in new ones.
Railroad Ponies: wewe got it. We're getting started on that now.
Jeff: Signal's red, wewe better get started.
Episode 106
Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do wewe two for?
Hawkeye: wewe can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new gppony, pony would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete alisema he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our inayofuata job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new gppony, pony arrived.
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Hawkeye: *Slowly puts an RS2 on the front of a freight train with seven boxcars*
Stylo: *Arrives with Smoky Joe* What do wewe have for us?
Hawkeye: A short freight train of empty boxcars. It's heading for Laramie.
Smoky Joe: May we take this train?
Hawkeye: Is that alright with wewe Stylo?
Stylo: Sure.
Hawkeye: Okay, I heard that a passenger train was stopping at our station. Pete wants me and Dan to take over for the engineers when they stop.
Stylo: Okay, have fun with that.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the yards*
Stylo: wewe ready Joe?
Smoky Joe: Please, call me kwa my full name, and yes, I am ready.
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Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven kwa Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Episode 107
Song: link
Mare 54: *Pulls into the station parking lot in a '57 Oldsmobile*
Stephanie: *Stops at the station in a passenger train with Nicole*
Dan: *Passing Stephanie & Nicole in a freight train*
Mirage: *In the train yard, backing a GP9 up to five freight cars*
Mike: *Signalling Mirage to songesha forward*
Mirage: *Drives his train out of the yard*
Percy & Jeff: *Working with eleven ponies on repairing the tracks*
Mirage: *Passing Percy and Jeff*
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Percy & Jeff*
Percy & Jeff: *Moving out of the way with the other railroad ponies*
Hawkeye: *Slowly passes them*
Stephanie: *Blows the horn twice on her train, rings the bell, and drives out of the station*
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Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Arrow on juu of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, wewe have a gppony, pony on juu of your train. Stop immediately.
Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.
Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that gppony, pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That gppony, pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way au another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the upendo of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Arrow on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Arrow on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on juu of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.
But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Arrow is on) started rolling downhill.
Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Arrow on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right inayofuata to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: wewe have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*
She made it safely into the back of the truck
Jeff: *Stops*
Episode 108
Pete: That's terrible.
Hawkeye: Well, all we can hope is for our army to get the micro film back. I wonder what's in it.
Pete: Rocket codes. The Soviets are trying to take our rockets, and use them against us.
Hawkeye: This is a very dark time for us.
Pete: No shit. Get to work. You're driving a passenger train with Stylo to Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Leaves Pete's office*
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Pete: I don't know what makes wewe think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military gppony, pony 1: Run kwa Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military gppony, pony 2: Sabotage.
Military gppony, pony 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military gppony, pony 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. wewe wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military gppony, pony 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. wewe can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
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Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* hujambo lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't wewe already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are wewe guys leaving?
Military gppony, pony 2: Yep. wewe were right after all.
Military gppony, pony 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military gppony, pony 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point.
Episode 109
It all seemed like a beautiful day, but two stallions were chasing each other in a Buick, and a Pontiac.
They were going over 50 miles an hour, hitting each other in the process.
Buick Pony: *Pushes the other car towards the edge of the road*
Pontiac Pony: Eh! *Turns left, and hits the other car*
Buick Pony: *Hits the other car*
Pontiac: Ah!! wewe won't get away with this shit wewe stupid bastard!! *Pushes the Buick into the middle of the road*
Buick Pony: *Moves out of the way, before hitting another car*
Up ahead of them was a railroad crossing. The lights were flashing, and the crossing gates started to go down, but neither of them noticed.
Buick Pony: *Pushes the Pontiac into the railroad crossing sign, and spins out of control, nearly hitting a freight train. He stops in the dirt on the side of the road, and passes out, turning his car off*
Pontiac Pony: *Dead. His forehead is on the dashboard, covered in blood*
Shortly after the train left, the sign that the Pontiac hit, started to fall, and landed on the tracks.
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Dan: Clearly, the air brakes will not work, because wewe did not connect the hoses together.
Mike: wewe don't need them for the brakes to work.
Dan: Yes wewe do! That is why they are called air brakes.
Mike: It's bullshit lad. Brakes don't need air to work.
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Jeff: *Taking out the bad rails with his magic* Percy, can wewe get us our tools from the speeder?
Percy: Right away Jeff. *Walks to the speeder*
But soon, he saw something that made him worry.
Percy: Jeff?!
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: There's a train coming towards us, but it looks like it's going too fast!
Jeff: Shit, that could only mean one thing.
Percy & Jeff: Orion.
Orion: *Smiling like a psychotic bastard* If this doesn't get me fired, nothing will!! *Blows the horn on his train*
Percy: Jeff, get out of the way!!
Jeff: *Gets off the tracks*
Orion: *Derails the train. It goes off the tracks to the right, towards a mountain*
The passenger cars on Orion's train were blocking the crossing.
Jeff: I'm not letting anything delay me from my work. *Uses his magic to put Orion's train back on the rails*
Orion: Oh shit. Oh well, at least I'm ahead of schedule. *Drives the train*
Episode 110
Song: link
Narrator: The city of Cheyenne, in a peaceful state with barely any ponies awake, as the sun starts to rise. Fast mbele a few hours, and this happens.
8:59 AM
Ponies: *In a bus going down a road with several cars*
Hawkeye: *Driving a passenger train, and sees the bus* I see some of our passengers on board there.
Stylo: How do wewe know that bus is heading for the station?
Hawkeye: Well if wewe look at the script. *Shows this to Stylo* It'll say the bus is stopping at our station.
Stylo: I don't see it there yet. *Puts the brakes on*
The bus stopped at the station.
Hawkeye: Called it.
Ponies: *Getting off the bus, and walking into the station*
Starlight Glimmer Look Alike: *Buys a ticket, and walks to Hawkeye's train*
Ponies: *Buying tickets*
While the ponies were getting on board Hawkeye, and Stylo's train, the train yard was very busy.
Snowflake: *Inspecting the yard work in her tower*
Mike: *Standing inayofuata to a freight train* Leaving soon Mirage?
Mirage: Yes. I got a train of Thunderbirds that's going to Denver.
Mike: Have fun.
Mirage: *Sees the green signal, and drives his train*
Narrator: *Turns the song off* Okay, wewe get the picture. Boring montage shows wewe boring footage, blah blah blah blah blah, wewe smell like shit. Unless, you're male. Then, why would wewe see something like this, with cartoon horses? This onyesha is for little girls. Then again, why would there be violence, and swearing? Oh don't worry, there won't be any violence in this episode, but there will be tons of swearing. Enjoy it while wewe can motherfucker.
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Dan: We really could use some of those games Pete told us about. We're screwing up left, and right.
Mike: Not me. I haven't done that at all today.
Dan: *Annoyed* Do wewe know what it means to screw up?
Mike: Yes. It means-, uuhhhh. I forgot.
Dan: wewe dumb bastard.
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Pete: Okay. Each team member will play two rounds of poker against a gppony, pony on the opposite team. The team that earns the most money is the winner.
Hawkeye: *Sits down with Mirage*
Metal Gloss: *Playing with Dan*
Stylo: *Playing with Snowflake*
Percy: *Playing with Stephanie*
Jeff: *Playing with Nicole*
Orion: *Playing with Mike*
Pete: And, begin.
Mike: How do wewe play this game again?
Orion: Oh this will be too easy.
But when the two rounds were over, Orion Lost all of his money.
Orion: We only got to play one round, and he beat me!
Mike: I did it fair, and square lad.
Orion: How the fuck did wewe beat me?
Mike: I don't know.
And those are all of the highlights. Season 12 will begin after the new episodes of Just Be Me, and Gran Turismo are finished.
Gangster ponies in their cars waiting by the train track
So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with wewe guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, au better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on makala uandishi these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?
Nicole
Zack
Ryan, and Mercury
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
