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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked kwa those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hujambo I won't give wewe any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so wewe can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are wewe helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel wewe will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - onyesha yourself and stop using radio wewe are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still juu wanted and I don't want to onyesha myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things wewe need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. wewe will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where wewe want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief wewe in. wewe are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of dhahabu recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of wewe will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main kuba and get inside, in kuba explode the titanium kuba and get the gold, anything else wewe are getting for yourself if wewe want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone songesha au we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them wewe can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
gppony, pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 dakika later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your punda speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, wewe and wewe with kid go with me *goes to kuba hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters kuba and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told wewe small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the van come on!
FI - Nice wewe go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
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Louis continued uandishi his letter to another gppony, pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Marafiki with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to jiunge the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: wewe knew this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if wewe want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for wewe Mirage, I want wewe to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the mitaani, mtaa outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan mitaani, mtaa was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting zaidi space in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about wewe stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, au the brakes....
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