My Little Poney Article: The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin ngome - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have zaidi to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have zaidi to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister.
Crimson - How he got approval.
Queen - -And so wewe two a-
Doctor - *in typical for black death plauge bird mask* Stop it right now.
gppony, pony - What is it!
Doctor - wewe Call yourself the black knight.
gppony, pony - Y-Yes I am one.
Doctor - Then wear this *showed black armor*
gppony, pony - yikes...
Doctor - Infamous Armor of Knight that brings death upon thousands in Equestria and since then not yet found. If wrong user wears the armor - armor kills him.
gppony, pony - I... Uh..
Queen - Go on wear it.
gppony, pony - I... Uh...
zumaridi, zamaradi - *backs out* Ugh lier.
gppony, pony - *runs away*
Queen - We will never find him.
Doctor - Oh No the Black Knight is actually here! Right Shadowknight?
Shadowknight - *turns head to right* what are wewe talking about.
Doctor - wewe do remember your past?
zumaridi, zamaradi - Doctor do not harras one of our Royal Guards!
Shadowknight - *wstands up* How wewe know Doctor *looks at Doctor*
Doctor - Simply... Saw your condition...
Shadowknight - *walks up to the armor* old days. Those were wrong.
Joker - *breaks inside* GOOOOOD siku YOUR HIGHNES!
Queen - Holy Palladin Companion...
Joker - It's fucking showtimeee *throws kisu and kills Queen*
zumaridi, zamaradi - Mother!
Shadowknight - *grabs black sword from armor*
Pearl - M-Mommy...
Joker - Die wewe little rats *throws kisu St Emerald*
Shadowknight - *protects her* Where are the guards!
Joker - Cold Dead...
Shadowknight - Devil's from under my hoofs rise and give me your eternal power upon I give wewe royal blood *cuts own hoof*
Joker - Oh?
Shadowknight - wewe alisema so... Hahaha... It's Showtime *rushes on Joker*
Joker - *protects self* Fast! *trying to turn him around and backstabbing him*
Shadowknight - *cuts some of his hoof*
Joker - Fuck.... Too strong *throws smoke bomb and escapes*
Shadowknight - ...
zumaridi, zamaradi - M-Mo-Mo...
Pearl - Mommy...
Crimson - Shit... What a mess...
Doctor - I tried to help but... She is dead already...
Shadowknight - *hugs zumaridi, zamaradi and Pearl* Don't worry... It's alright...

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3 hours later
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Crimson - Princesses?
Shadowknight - Sleeping...
Crimson - Shit... They are trying hard to make us go in war.
Shadowknight - We can't let go untill Two Kingdoms will be connected kwa Lilly.
Crimson - Equestrian Concuil is up soon.
Shadowknight - I'll go with Emerald... We have to work it out with orther.
Crimson - Hahaha......... wewe got pissed.
Shadowknight - mhm.
Crimson - Last time wewe got mad wewe slaughtered half of Equestria to save somepony and she died anyway...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon

SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told wewe that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hujambo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker, mkate mkavu with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...

On The Block Episode 14 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are wewe laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are wewe doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes wewe think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

Spike It Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want wewe to do.
Thomas: I thought wewe alisema there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want wewe to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe wewe lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, wewe go on one side of the net, and the rest of wewe stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws mpira wa wavu to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After some time passed, the diamond mbwa got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair gppony, pony fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if wewe don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....

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On The Block Episode 12 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...

Awesome gppony, pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)

Awesome gppony, pony Pictures

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Runaway

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!...

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My opinion of an juu eight cutest characters

posted by Canada24

1: PINKIE PIE:
I kinda hated her at first, but the voice that began as annoying slowly started growing on me, and after seeing Baby Cakes for the first time (back when I first started watching, and I did so in order, after finding good sights) I started realising how everything about her makes wewe want to hug her, and her cuteness level never stopped sense..

2: upinde wa mvua DASH:
She never use to be someone I considered as cute.
But when I started making those video (only ones left around are on my club) I started realising how adorable she is when wewe don't have sound on.

3: SCOOTALOO:
Like Dash...

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papillon, kipepeo Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal kura ya maoni that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the kura ya maoni kwa other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting wewe to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help wewe with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

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Director Nick: I want all of wewe to prepare...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will wewe look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now wewe find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. wewe don't sound too well. Are wewe okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling wewe earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: wewe do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This siku just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see wewe when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to wewe about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell wewe what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at upinde wa mvua Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't wewe be Marafiki with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Marafiki with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna onyesha the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The peach, pichi gppony, pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...