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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported kwa EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow ups will be mixed. They still don't know. But remember our priority - to regain peace in Equestria. Shall the Civil War start!


-Canterlot-

V-1-1 - This is V-1 Squadron we see tangos coming up to Canterlot.
HQ - Roger that.
V-4-2 - This is hell.
Sunshine - We are shooting to our Ponies.
Snowflake - Where is Darkness?
Void - He have special EPM mission.
Sunshine - I knew he is EPM spy.
Void - And you're RMP spy..
Sunshine - How did you-
Void - It's easy to guess. We are aiming on wewe all the time. Don't try to trick us.
Sunshine - ...
jogoo - Tch.
Darkness - This is Special Unit 1 commanding out.

-Jets fly over the Valkyries-

-some house-

mwana-, mwana-punda - Mommy look planes!
Mare - Planes... Oh my.
Stalion - So there really will be a civil war... Hurry up to the basement!

Void - Ponies are spending krisimasi now...

-Canterlot Palace-

Darkness - It had to be like that *aims at Twilight*
Twilight - *almost cries* why...
Dan - It's your sloppy leading that started it. wewe gave them too much power.
Darkness - Officially EPM and VSS are taking over the government work.
Twilight - Just kill me...
Dan - We won't do it. We are not RMP.




-Battlefield 0 - Center of Canterlot-

HQ - KGB units ready to defend.
V-1-2 - Here they come!
Void - For glorious Equestria! V-2 Deploy! *rushes*
Sunshine - *shoots at enemies*
Enemy - *fell on building*
mwana-, mwana-punda - *cries*
Sunshine - Oh.. N-
Void - Focus on the battle!
jogoo - *slashes the enemy*
Darkness - Void... Do it.
Void - *turns around and shoots Crow*
Sunshine - What was-
Snowflake - *slashes Sunshine's Valkyrie*
jogoo - *tries to run away on hoofs but gets shot in the head*
Sunshine - Crow!!!
Darkness - Halt! wewe are under arrest for treason of government!
Sunshine - No... No! *tries to run*
Void - *shoot explosive at her*
Darkness - He feel to normal killing his comrades...
Void - why wewe guys... I can't... *almost cry*
Darkness - Focus on Battle Captain! Operation Capture ended. Keep going ay...e... Watch out Blaze is coming.
Void - I'll take her! *rushes*
Blaze - We meet again Commander!
Void - This time I'm ready!
Blaze - Lock-off! *rushes*
Void - *avoids and tries to hit her*
Blaze - *blocks and pushes him away*
Void - *shoots missiles at her*
Blaze - *flies up*
Void - *shoots at her with AA bullets*
Blaze - *avoids* Woa! wewe improved!
Void - Ghaaa! *slashes her*
Blaze - Weak! *shoots missiles at him*
Void - *slashes them* It's not over yet!
Blaze - Hahahaha! *rushes at him as alarm tripped inside her Valkyrie*
Nyx - Don't fall back. Die for me.
Blaze - Yes my love! *attacks Void*
Void - Enough! Surrender! *shoots middle and hits*
Blaze - Never! *attack him*
Void - *avoids and sees she is less powerful* This is end?
Blaze - *falls on ground*
Void - *flies down to her and opens Pilot chamber*
Blaze - *vomits with blood*
Void - *opens his chamber* wewe overused the lock.
Blaze - I already died in the field.
Void - *takes gun out* I will end your pain.
Blaze - Please do....
Void - *shoots her in head* This is V-2-1. I've completed objective X-1.
HQ - Good Job. Retreat and leave KGB Canterlot Defence. Prepare for Ponyville Offensive Commanders.
V-1-1 - Rodger!
Void - Rodger!
V-3-1 - Rodger!
V-4-1 - Rodger!
Darkness - Yea yea.






The start of the end is near.




TBC
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* wewe sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are wewe talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the juu of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking mbele to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do wewe want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: wewe have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, kwa having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help wewe with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, wewe have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting inayofuata to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying wewe were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the siku February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did wewe think of Gordon's actions when he told wewe to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: wewe can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if wewe will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset kwa what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When wewe say surprised, do wewe mean like an angry kind of surprised, au just surprised?
Jeff:...
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