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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one zaidi picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* wewe are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a dakika to collect my things, my camera, and tri pod.
Stargazer: What do wewe need that for?
Guy: Would wewe like to see? It won't take that long.
Stargazer: Sure. *Walks inside with Guy*

Downstairs in the basement, Guy showed Stargazer his stop motion room

Stargazer: *Looks around, and sees the calliope* A calliope?
Guy: Yeah. I Built it myself.
Stargazer: May I try it?
Guy: Yeah.
Stargazer: *Turns on the calliope* Now what?
Guy: Hit a button.

Song (Start at 2:53): link

Guy: Wait for it.
Orion: *Hears the calliope begin a song* Where is that coming from?
Stargazer: *Looking at the table* Looks lovely.
Guy: I change things up depending on what project I'm working on.
Stargazer: Project?
Guy: That's right. I make my own stop motion videos.
Stargazer: What's this for?
Guy: Spies & Espionage. I gotta take the film out of this camera. Do me a favor, and grab the roll of film inside that container with the number 4.
Stargazer: *Grabs the container*
Guy: *Takes the film out of his camera, and switches the film* Okay, I have a full reel of unused footage to do some work.
Stargazer: *Nods* You're fighting in Vietnam. wewe can bring that with you, but I wouldn't expect to do much stop motion while you're over there.
Guy: Okay. Bring that to the Jeep for me please. The case for it is on the other side of the table.
Stargazer: Sure. *Puts the camera, and tri pod into the case, and walks back to the Jeep*
Guy: *Writing a note* I'm in Vietnam. Footage for Spies & Espionage is in container 4. *Goes to his calliope, and turns it off* Don't worry. I'll be back to play zaidi tunes with wewe later.

At the Jeep.

Orion: What's taking him so long?
Stargazer: Do wewe want me to go back to get him?
Guy: *Walks out of the house, putting his note on the front door, and is carrying a bag of clothing, snacks, and a tooth brush with tooth paste* I'm ready. *Gets into the Jeep*
Stargazer: *Gets into the driver's seat, starts the Jeep, and drives*
Orion: What was that note wewe put on the door for?
Guy: A client. He pays me for making my stop motion videos.
Orion: Stop motion? Is that what the camera is for?
Stargazer & Guy: Yes.
Orion: Don't plan on doing any of that where you're going.
Stargazer: I already told him.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as upinde wa mvua Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought zaidi guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back kwa now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell wewe A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are wewe okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one siku I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of wewe are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! wewe can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of wewe must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling wewe would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased kwa this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops inayofuata to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, wewe go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. wewe do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of wewe wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their Marafiki about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did wewe get to jiunge the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the siku the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they upendo a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the gppony, pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He alisema he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill wewe two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one zaidi thing we need. *Opens the shina of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: wewe must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with upinde wa mvua Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! wewe didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help kwa mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! wewe could have actually won this election if wewe just listened to me. wewe wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing inayofuata to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery guns with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine zaidi traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was inaonyesha up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The gppony, pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection gari on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have wewe been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What mwaka did wewe start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the mitaani, mtaa together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: wewe mean...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)