Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a mashua for them to ride back to their base.
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: wewe stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the mashua with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on wewe piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the mashua forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Marafiki taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees zaidi Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing zaidi mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting zaidi mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the mashua mbele again*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and moto zaidi mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and moto zaidi mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope wewe can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: zaidi mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making zaidi water go into the boat. Two zaidi landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: zaidi water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the mashua wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can wewe try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this mashua anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big mashua in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the mashua to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his mashua scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the mashua come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this mashua anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: wewe stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the mashua with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on wewe piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the mashua forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Marafiki taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees zaidi Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing zaidi mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting zaidi mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the mashua mbele again*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and moto zaidi mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and moto zaidi mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope wewe can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: zaidi mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making zaidi water go into the boat. Two zaidi landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: zaidi water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the mashua wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can wewe try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this mashua anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big mashua in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the mashua to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his mashua scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the mashua come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this mashua anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?
Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?
Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let wewe in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are wewe saying wewe KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making bila mpangilio words to make this makala long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let wewe in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are wewe saying wewe KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making bila mpangilio words to make this makala long enough....
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..