Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.
Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*
However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.
Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they leave on the tracks?
She didn't realize that they were derailers, until it was too late.
Stephanie: *Goes over the derailers, and gains air. The train lands between two tracks, and several of the freight cars have gone off the track
Stephanie: *Becoming unconscious*
Stallions: *Walking over to the train*
Stallion 91: Get her out of there.
Stallions: *Getting Stephanie out of the train*
38 dakika later
Stephanie: *Wakes up in a dark room* What the hell? Where am I?
Red lights flash in the distance, revealing three stallions standing in front of Stephanie
Stallion 83: You're at a hospital, only you're not here to be treated.
Stallion 91: You're here to be killed. When you're ready.
Stallion 83: Yes sir. *Grabs a butcher knife*
Stephanie: Why are wewe doing this?
Stallion 72: Shut up.
Police Ponies: *Bust the door down* Freeze! Drop the knife!!
Stallions: *Getting arrested*
Police gppony, pony 9: *Turns on the lights*
Pete: *Arrives*
Stephanie: *Stands up* Sir? How did wewe find me?
Pete: Someone called me, and alisema wewe got in a terrible accident, so I came down here as quickly as I could. This is the sekunde time you've been rescued from death. wewe seem to be making a habit out of it. Please stop it.
Stephanie: *Laughing* Okay sir. Let's go home.
Pete: With pleasure.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo gets drafted into the army
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 27, 2016
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.
Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*
However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.
Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they leave on the tracks?
She didn't realize that they were derailers, until it was too late.
Stephanie: *Goes over the derailers, and gains air. The train lands between two tracks, and several of the freight cars have gone off the track
Stephanie: *Becoming unconscious*
Stallions: *Walking over to the train*
Stallion 91: Get her out of there.
Stallions: *Getting Stephanie out of the train*
38 dakika later
Stephanie: *Wakes up in a dark room* What the hell? Where am I?
Red lights flash in the distance, revealing three stallions standing in front of Stephanie
Stallion 83: You're at a hospital, only you're not here to be treated.
Stallion 91: You're here to be killed. When you're ready.
Stallion 83: Yes sir. *Grabs a butcher knife*
Stephanie: Why are wewe doing this?
Stallion 72: Shut up.
Police Ponies: *Bust the door down* Freeze! Drop the knife!!
Stallions: *Getting arrested*
Police gppony, pony 9: *Turns on the lights*
Pete: *Arrives*
Stephanie: *Stands up* Sir? How did wewe find me?
Pete: Someone called me, and alisema wewe got in a terrible accident, so I came down here as quickly as I could. This is the sekunde time you've been rescued from death. wewe seem to be making a habit out of it. Please stop it.
Stephanie: *Laughing* Okay sir. Let's go home.
Pete: With pleasure.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo gets drafted into the army
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 27, 2016
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wingu of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wingu of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.