LATER THAT EVENING:
Ditto: So.. How's Scootaloo?
Dash: Oh, she's fine.. She got her cutie mark.
Ditto: I know. She mentioned it in her weekly letters, wish i could of been there.
Dash: Yeah, her parents alisema the same.. They might be visiting soon.
Twilight: That spell was the only thing we found in the whole maktaba that was even close to what we needed!
Cadance: Do wewe think wewe can remember the spell?
Twilight Sparkle: I only read it through once!
Rarity: Well, if anybody can exactly remember something she read for the first time two dakika ago, it's you, Twilight.
Twilight: I'll try. But I'm not sure how long it'll take.
Saten: (looks outside) Is quickly an option?
Cadance: I'll help if I can, but we should evacuate the city just in case!.. Chief Ditto, wewe need to lead everybody to the train station before the tracks freeze over!
Ditto: I will. But between wewe and Twilight, I'm sure you'll remember the spell.
Twilight: I only hope this spell is the one we need.
Saten: Wait a minute.. Starlight's friend Sunburst.. He's a big important wizard au something.. We should bring him here. Maybe he'll know what to do if the spell fails.
Ditto: Well hurry!
Saten: Yes sir! (flies off).
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Ditto: (to crowd) Listen.. wewe all need to leave!
Mustache Crystal Pony: Did I mention this was a Royal Crystalling? When the crystaller holds the young one aloft, all of the Empire will share their joy and light, and the Crystal moyo will beat stronger than it ever has before!
Ditto: Yeah, yeah, I know how it goes. But wewe can't st-
Stubborn Pony: It really is a moving ceremony!
Ditto: I DON'T CAR-
Stubborn gppony, pony 2: Maybe wewe changelings don't understand the the importance of this.
Ditto: Change... Look, EVERYONE makes mistakes!.. Can we just FORGET about that!
Stubborn gppony, pony 2: Whatever.. Changeling.
Ditto: (growls angrily) One zaidi word out of you, and I'll break your spine in hal-
Shining: (holds Ditto back) Listen to me.. Cadence is evacuating the area! wewe don't have a choice.
The pony's STILL don't leave.
Ditto: Let's just leave em here, let them freeze to death.. Rude fucks diserve it!
Shining: wewe KNOW we can't do that, commander.
Ditto: ... Maybe wewe can't.
Ditto: So.. How's Scootaloo?
Dash: Oh, she's fine.. She got her cutie mark.
Ditto: I know. She mentioned it in her weekly letters, wish i could of been there.
Dash: Yeah, her parents alisema the same.. They might be visiting soon.
Twilight: That spell was the only thing we found in the whole maktaba that was even close to what we needed!
Cadance: Do wewe think wewe can remember the spell?
Twilight Sparkle: I only read it through once!
Rarity: Well, if anybody can exactly remember something she read for the first time two dakika ago, it's you, Twilight.
Twilight: I'll try. But I'm not sure how long it'll take.
Saten: (looks outside) Is quickly an option?
Cadance: I'll help if I can, but we should evacuate the city just in case!.. Chief Ditto, wewe need to lead everybody to the train station before the tracks freeze over!
Ditto: I will. But between wewe and Twilight, I'm sure you'll remember the spell.
Twilight: I only hope this spell is the one we need.
Saten: Wait a minute.. Starlight's friend Sunburst.. He's a big important wizard au something.. We should bring him here. Maybe he'll know what to do if the spell fails.
Ditto: Well hurry!
Saten: Yes sir! (flies off).
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Ditto: (to crowd) Listen.. wewe all need to leave!
Mustache Crystal Pony: Did I mention this was a Royal Crystalling? When the crystaller holds the young one aloft, all of the Empire will share their joy and light, and the Crystal moyo will beat stronger than it ever has before!
Ditto: Yeah, yeah, I know how it goes. But wewe can't st-
Stubborn Pony: It really is a moving ceremony!
Ditto: I DON'T CAR-
Stubborn gppony, pony 2: Maybe wewe changelings don't understand the the importance of this.
Ditto: Change... Look, EVERYONE makes mistakes!.. Can we just FORGET about that!
Stubborn gppony, pony 2: Whatever.. Changeling.
Ditto: (growls angrily) One zaidi word out of you, and I'll break your spine in hal-
Shining: (holds Ditto back) Listen to me.. Cadence is evacuating the area! wewe don't have a choice.
The pony's STILL don't leave.
Ditto: Let's just leave em here, let them freeze to death.. Rude fucks diserve it!
Shining: wewe KNOW we can't do that, commander.
Ditto: ... Maybe wewe can't.
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this