Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: wewe haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought wewe could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. wewe know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did wewe hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do wewe mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought wewe were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, wewe were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for wewe guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's zaidi of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard wewe were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard au not. I'm just surprised. wewe always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, kusoma about magic is one thing, but wewe don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, wewe don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so uchungu, chungu that wewe steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated kwa Twilight and her friends, so wewe travel through time to get back at them, but they beat wewe again and teach wewe about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what wewe did that wewe can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did wewe really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told wewe he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, wewe could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped wewe to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When wewe showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told wewe the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if wewe ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! wewe need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal moyo so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: wewe haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought wewe could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. wewe know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did wewe hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do wewe mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought wewe were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, wewe were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for wewe guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's zaidi of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard wewe were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard au not. I'm just surprised. wewe always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, kusoma about magic is one thing, but wewe don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, wewe don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so uchungu, chungu that wewe steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated kwa Twilight and her friends, so wewe travel through time to get back at them, but they beat wewe again and teach wewe about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what wewe did that wewe can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did wewe really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told wewe he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, wewe could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped wewe to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When wewe showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told wewe the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if wewe ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! wewe need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal moyo so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
(sorry For My English I From Poland)