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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some meza, jedwali covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good siku VOID. I never thought wewe will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah wewe see this. My project. matunda of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. wewe know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But wewe know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may songesha body au stimulate brain. And this sekunde thing I had in mind. A power to control Ponies. But I can't make your brain being controlled. So I WILL PLAY YOUR DEATH IN YOUR MIND AGAIN AND AGAIN. wewe WILL EXPERIENCE YOUR LIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTILL YOUR BRAIN WILL DIE!
Void - *starts to remember his past life when machine turns on*
Nyx - wewe know I was a fool like wewe but you're lack experience. wewe see. I know more. I know where life starts and where ends. It's all because I am a main core. I have knowledge of whole world. This world is stupid. Foolish.
Void - N-No...
Nyx - This is a world without upendo and wewe are stupid to still think about upendo and shit.
Void - Ha.... Hahaha.... Hahahahaha.
Nyx - What...
Void - *breaks strabs slowly* I don't care what was behind me. I don't really care if I will remember it. All I know Is what is in front of me *breaks straps* and all I see is face of stupid robot that pisses me off. And all I know is that I want to be back with Snowflake!
Nyx - Huh... Annoying brat.
Void - *stands up* I will fight for her I will wi-
Nyx - PCS activate *armor covers him and he glides and punches Void* Huh? Whatcha said? Win? Idiot.
Void - *grabs his stomach* This pain...
Nyx - What wewe gonna beat me with your sheer willpower. Idiot. Fool. Stupid. Useless. What more... Oh right. Unwanted.
Void - *slides between his hoofs*
Nyx - What!?
Void - There is one thing wewe forget. wewe see. *comes up to his machine*
Nyx - No!
Void - As half-pint half-robot. I can consume cores like you. *touches the main core of machine*
Nyx - Shit. Blaze!
Blaze - *fly inside in Valkyrie grabs Nyx and tries to fly away*
Void - *jumps up on Valkyrie* Not so fast.
Nyx - Hmmm?
Void - *armor appears on him*
Nyx - Haaaa! Your PCS was always inside you... Goodie! Let's start the showdown!



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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* wewe sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are wewe talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the juu of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking mbele to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do wewe want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: wewe have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, kwa having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help wewe with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, wewe have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting inayofuata to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying wewe were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the siku February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did wewe think of Gordon's actions when he told wewe to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: wewe can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if wewe will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset kwa what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When wewe say surprised, do wewe mean like an angry kind of surprised, au just surprised?
Jeff:...
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