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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little gppony, pony is owned kwa Hasbro and created kwa Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that wewe enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect wanyama that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord alisema "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need wewe to have 50 of your nicest cakes made kwa tomorrow."

Mr. Cake alisema "Are wewe serious?"

Discord alisema "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord alisema "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake alisema "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready kwa tomorrow. Are wewe sure wewe have enough money?"

Discord alisema "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich alisema "Excuse me."

Discord alisema "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "Indeed wewe can. I need your help."

Discord alisema "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord alisema "Well what do wewe want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want wewe to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the wanyama into savages au something."

Discord alisema "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord alisema "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich alisema "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord alisema "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich alisema "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got nyumbani he sat around thinking about what he should do. He alisema "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The inayofuata siku Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord alisema "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the wanyama into savage antagonists. Discord alisema "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever wewe want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The wanyama attacked the ponies.

Rarity alisema "Savages."

The mayor alisema "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich alisema "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight alisema "I can't believe wewe did this wewe trader."

Discord alisema "Oh be quiet wewe friendship fool."

Fluttershy alisema "What have wewe done?"

Discord alisema "Don't worry."

Fluttershy alisema "If wewe don't turn the wanyama back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and alisema "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich alisema "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord alisema "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the wanyama back to normal. Discord used his power to make Angel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich alisema "If wewe get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn Angel back to normal.

Pinkie Pie alisema "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake alisema "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord alisema "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He alisema "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight alisema "I hope that wewe learned something."

Discord alisema "I have learned something: Fluttershy is zaidi important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight alisema "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The inayofuata siku Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
added by ChevalNoir
I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when wewe think about how maarufu Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the orodha of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.

"No zaidi cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde gppony, pony said.

Saten: So?

"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused kwa wewe three." AppleJack replied.

Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.

"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.

"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."

The three stick their hands in.

Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey wewe got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.

During a party...
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Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand inayofuata to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's uigizaji like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two,...
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything wewe guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving wewe people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a shabiki favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little gppony, pony and Mew Mew Power and Production kwa Xavier Antonio
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colors bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If wewe wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If wewe wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is zaidi than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what wewe needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can songesha the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything wewe need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And wewe don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything wewe want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's zaidi like...
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added by OuranAfterHigh
Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR Marafiki I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE wewe JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT wewe WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST upendo kusoma YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T wewe SAY wewe HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT wewe PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. wewe will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. wewe know it. 21st is last. wewe ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can wewe tell me how wewe got an insider to songesha Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one zaidi job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the mbwa mwitu pack. Those sluts aliiba all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if wewe can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And sekunde will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen kwa higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired kwa many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hujambo Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hujambo don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and wewe weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until inayofuata week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see wewe all again!

Fluttershy, upinde wa mvua Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor