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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little gppony, pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created kwa me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Marafiki were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight alisema "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy alisema "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

upinde wa mvua Dash alisema "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie alisema "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and alisema "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle alisema "This cake should be much better than your awali cake."

Mr. Cake nervously alisema "I'm sorry about selling wewe a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack alisema "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and alisema "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "It seems like wewe arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike alisema "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased kwa Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He alisema "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker alisema "This is zaidi than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord alisema "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Welcome Discord. I hope that wewe enjoy your birthday party."

Discord alisema "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as wewe didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and alisema "It's nice."

Fluttershy alisema "Thank goodness."

Discord alisema "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "What are wewe talking about?"

Discord alisema "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord alisema "Because I upendo chaos. wewe wouldn't understand. Ponies like wewe take away the fun in life kwa being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord alisema "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised kwa the ponies and Discord, but he was amused kwa it. The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "But I didn't hire a clown. Did wewe hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie alisema "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker alisema "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and alisema "I'm Discord. I upendo chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker alisema "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord alisema "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and alisema "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and alisema "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She alisema "Why did wewe call me that?"

The Joker alisema "I'm sorry to confuse wewe Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and alisema "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to upinde wa mvua Dash and alisema "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker alisema "Rarity wewe remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity alisema "Why?"

The Joker alisema "Because wewe both think that you're better looking than wewe actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker alisema "It seems like wewe forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike alisema "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and alisema "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and alisema "I upendo this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and alisema "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for wewe ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and alisema "I want wewe 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make wewe disappear."

Rarity angrily alisema "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack alisema "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie alisema "Are wewe going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker alisema "Actually I'm going to take wewe with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would wewe sell us?"

The Joker alisema "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However wewe will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously alisema "Are wewe actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker alisema "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He alisema "Can wewe at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and alisema "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily alisema "Then I must stop wewe Joker."

The Joker alisema "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to ngumi, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord alisema "Can wewe stay put so I can ngumi, punch you?"

The Joker alisema "I would upendo to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord alisema "You hurt me."

The Joker alisema "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord alisema "It appears that wewe can't take away the ponies now wewe weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily alisema "I demand wewe to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and alisema "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker alisema "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord alisema "It seems like I'll have to defeat wewe in a zaidi simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at wewe ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thank wewe for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought wewe were."

Discord alisema "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack alisema "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity alisema "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and alisema "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and alisema "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once wewe wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported kwa EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to onyesha wewe the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As wewe all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No zaidi meat for you.
Applejack: wewe were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped kwa a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and wewe thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all wewe got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't wewe ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, wewe worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near upinde wa mvua Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend kwa my parents until mlp came out.your onyesha helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one siku i can work with wewe guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are zaidi like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if wewe can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your shabiki AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that upinde wa mvua Dash?

Twi: Did upinde wa mvua Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. wewe don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly upinde wa mvua Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field ripoti on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good siku VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why wewe got created. wewe see on surface we have a body armor/mech au rather nano suits called gppony, pony Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any gppony, pony to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of dakika early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the moto house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about upinde wa mvua Dash?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over wewe won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created wewe *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why wewe killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait wewe WONT-
Dan - In other timelines wewe won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. wewe genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are wewe OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears onyesha up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......
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added by Windwakerguy430
So in this Dan Rants there gonna be zaidi anime shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask wewe - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I alisema about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many kura would drop. wewe can expect kura za maoni possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free wewe will be able to add it for yourself)


So I get alot of criticism on "to wewe don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...
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posted by Aph-Finland
 Candy Sunshine
Candy Sunshine
at Alicorn City, there is a young gppony, pony named Candy Sunshine. her mother Gem Sunshine wanted her to see the land of Equestria and every gppony, pony there. when she got on the train her mother was crying tears of joy and waving her hoof in the air. meanwhile at PonyVille, Every gppony, pony was trotting and flying in ponyville. the mane 6 was standing inayofuata to the train station. they knew a train was not coming to pick them up to go to Canter-lot because it was early in the morning and the train driver might still be sleeping. "the train is not coming every pony" Twilight said. every gppony, pony started to be sad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple suits with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and onyesha them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, wewe check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After wewe find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived,...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily and Deviantart