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Notes: The My Little gppony, pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created kwa me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Marafiki were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight alisema "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy alisema "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

upinde wa mvua Dash alisema "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie alisema "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and alisema "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle alisema "This cake should be much better than your awali cake."

Mr. Cake nervously alisema "I'm sorry about selling wewe a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack alisema "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and alisema "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "It seems like wewe arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike alisema "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased kwa Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He alisema "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker alisema "This is zaidi than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord alisema "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Welcome Discord. I hope that wewe enjoy your birthday party."

Discord alisema "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as wewe didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and alisema "It's nice."

Fluttershy alisema "Thank goodness."

Discord alisema "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "What are wewe talking about?"

Discord alisema "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord alisema "Because I upendo chaos. wewe wouldn't understand. Ponies like wewe take away the fun in life kwa being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord alisema "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised kwa the ponies and Discord, but he was amused kwa it. The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "But I didn't hire a clown. Did wewe hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie alisema "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker alisema "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and alisema "I'm Discord. I upendo chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker alisema "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord alisema "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and alisema "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and alisema "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She alisema "Why did wewe call me that?"

The Joker alisema "I'm sorry to confuse wewe Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and alisema "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to upinde wa mvua Dash and alisema "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker alisema "Rarity wewe remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity alisema "Why?"

The Joker alisema "Because wewe both think that you're better looking than wewe actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker alisema "It seems like wewe forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike alisema "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and alisema "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and alisema "I upendo this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and alisema "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for wewe ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and alisema "I want wewe 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make wewe disappear."

Rarity angrily alisema "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack alisema "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie alisema "Are wewe going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker alisema "Actually I'm going to take wewe with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would wewe sell us?"

The Joker alisema "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However wewe will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously alisema "Are wewe actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker alisema "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He alisema "Can wewe at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and alisema "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily alisema "Then I must stop wewe Joker."

The Joker alisema "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to ngumi, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord alisema "Can wewe stay put so I can ngumi, punch you?"

The Joker alisema "I would upendo to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord alisema "You hurt me."

The Joker alisema "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord alisema "It appears that wewe can't take away the ponies now wewe weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily alisema "I demand wewe to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and alisema "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker alisema "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord alisema "It seems like I'll have to defeat wewe in a zaidi simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at wewe ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thank wewe for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought wewe were."

Discord alisema "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack alisema "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity alisema "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and alisema "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and alisema "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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I know what wewe may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large kisu was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when wewe think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this makala clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad sinema for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and wewe don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten zaidi Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need zaidi vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house inayofuata to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did wewe kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd wewe do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money zaidi then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting wewe be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did wewe do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. wewe changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were wewe watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did wewe see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm upinde wa mvua Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: hujambo Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kuvuka, msalaba eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do wewe ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. kwa the way would wewe watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't wewe ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed kwa any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: hujambo yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell kwa your username.
1Indian1: No wewe couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what wewe do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine siku for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing inayofuata to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are wewe going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: wewe stood there like a statue for 30 dakika already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before wewe hit the ball off the tee. If wewe mess up your first shot, wewe mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of wewe already know, I've aliyopewa zaidi than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight alisema to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand kwa my opinion that she was out of line when she alisema that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since wewe left. He still rants about his nyumbani country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station kwa now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants wewe to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. wewe could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case cracker, mkate mkavu behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the bay Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the bay Bridge.
Sprocket: Do wewe really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But wewe gotta admit, Jack London Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want wewe dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do wewe think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the mitaani, mtaa name.
Case Cracker: wewe think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this gppony, pony will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
inayofuata morning

Gordon: *Calling Case cracker, mkate mkavu at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your punda over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he alisema he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two dakika after...
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