Notes: The My Little gppony, pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created kwa me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her Marafiki were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight alisema "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy alisema "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
upinde wa mvua Dash alisema "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie alisema "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and alisema "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle alisema "This cake should be much better than your awali cake."
Mr. Cake nervously alisema "I'm sorry about selling wewe a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
applejack alisema "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and alisema "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "It seems like wewe arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike alisema "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased kwa Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He alisema "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker alisema "This is zaidi than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord alisema "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Welcome Discord. I hope that wewe enjoy your birthday party."
Discord alisema "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as wewe didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and alisema "It's nice."
Fluttershy alisema "Thank goodness."
Discord alisema "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "What are wewe talking about?"
Discord alisema "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord alisema "Because I upendo chaos. wewe wouldn't understand. Ponies like wewe take away the fun in life kwa being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord alisema "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised kwa the ponies and Discord, but he was amused kwa it. The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "But I didn't hire a clown. Did wewe hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie alisema "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker alisema "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and alisema "I'm Discord. I upendo chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker alisema "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord alisema "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and alisema "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and alisema "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She alisema "Why did wewe call me that?"
The Joker alisema "I'm sorry to confuse wewe Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and alisema "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to upinde wa mvua Dash and alisema "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker alisema "Rarity wewe remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity alisema "Why?"
The Joker alisema "Because wewe both think that you're better looking than wewe actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker alisema "It seems like wewe forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike alisema "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and alisema "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and alisema "I upendo this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and alisema "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for wewe ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and alisema "I want wewe 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make wewe disappear."
Rarity angrily alisema "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "It's just a quick magic trick."
applejack alisema "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie alisema "Are wewe going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker alisema "Actually I'm going to take wewe with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would wewe sell us?"
The Joker alisema "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However wewe will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously alisema "Are wewe actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker alisema "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He alisema "Can wewe at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and alisema "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily alisema "Then I must stop wewe Joker."
The Joker alisema "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to ngumi, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord alisema "Can wewe stay put so I can ngumi, punch you?"
The Joker alisema "I would upendo to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord alisema "You hurt me."
The Joker alisema "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord alisema "It appears that wewe can't take away the ponies now wewe weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily alisema "I demand wewe to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and alisema "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker alisema "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord alisema "It seems like I'll have to defeat wewe in a zaidi simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at wewe ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thank wewe for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought wewe were."
Discord alisema "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
applejack alisema "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity alisema "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and alisema "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and alisema "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Twilight Sparkle and her Marafiki were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight alisema "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy alisema "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
upinde wa mvua Dash alisema "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie alisema "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and alisema "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle alisema "This cake should be much better than your awali cake."
Mr. Cake nervously alisema "I'm sorry about selling wewe a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
applejack alisema "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and alisema "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "It seems like wewe arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike alisema "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased kwa Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He alisema "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker alisema "This is zaidi than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord alisema "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Welcome Discord. I hope that wewe enjoy your birthday party."
Discord alisema "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as wewe didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and alisema "It's nice."
Fluttershy alisema "Thank goodness."
Discord alisema "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "What are wewe talking about?"
Discord alisema "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord alisema "Because I upendo chaos. wewe wouldn't understand. Ponies like wewe take away the fun in life kwa being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord alisema "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised kwa the ponies and Discord, but he was amused kwa it. The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "But I didn't hire a clown. Did wewe hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie alisema "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker alisema "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and alisema "I'm Discord. I upendo chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker alisema "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord alisema "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and alisema "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and alisema "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She alisema "Why did wewe call me that?"
The Joker alisema "I'm sorry to confuse wewe Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and alisema "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to upinde wa mvua Dash and alisema "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker alisema "Rarity wewe remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity alisema "Why?"
The Joker alisema "Because wewe both think that you're better looking than wewe actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker alisema "It seems like wewe forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike alisema "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and alisema "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and alisema "I upendo this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker alisema "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and alisema "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for wewe ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and alisema "I want wewe 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make wewe disappear."
Rarity angrily alisema "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "It's just a quick magic trick."
applejack alisema "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie alisema "Are wewe going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker alisema "Actually I'm going to take wewe with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Why would wewe sell us?"
The Joker alisema "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However wewe will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously alisema "Are wewe actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker alisema "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He alisema "Can wewe at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and alisema "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily alisema "Then I must stop wewe Joker."
The Joker alisema "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to ngumi, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord alisema "Can wewe stay put so I can ngumi, punch you?"
The Joker alisema "I would upendo to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord alisema "You hurt me."
The Joker alisema "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord alisema "It appears that wewe can't take away the ponies now wewe weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily alisema "I demand wewe to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and alisema "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker alisema "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord alisema "It seems like I'll have to defeat wewe in a zaidi simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at wewe ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thank wewe for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought wewe were."
Discord alisema "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
applejack alisema "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity alisema "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle alisema "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and alisema "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and alisema "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.