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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost gppony, pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every mwaka on the siku of the accident, the ghost gppony, pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie, what are wewe talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie: upinde wa mvua Dash didn't believe in your ghost.
Snips: Neither did I. It was only a pretend ghost story on television.
Pinkie Pie: Ach.
Snails: Ach?
Pinkie Pie: That's german for oh.

Later that night, Pinkie had to rush to the store to get zaidi flour for Mr, and Mrs. Cake. She liked running in the dark, and was thinking of throwing a party because of this.

But a gppony, pony was delivering flour to the duka Pinkie was going. The driver, was unfortunately drunk.

Drunk Driver: *going towards Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Aah!
Drunk Driver: *spins truck around*

The driver nearly flipped his truck after coming to a complete stop. Flour flew onto Pinkie. She went quickly to Sweet apple Acres.

Applebloom: Applejack?! There's a white gppony, pony I don't know coming towards us!
Pinkie Pie: Applebloom? It's just Pinkie.
Applebloom: Oh.
Applejack: *Arrives* Pinkie, Halloween is tomorrow. Are wewe dressed as a ghost?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Some drunk gppony, pony nearly hit me, and got flour on me.
Applejack: I see. We should get wewe cleaned off.
Pinkie Pie: Wait, I got an idea. Let's pretend that I am a ghost, and scare upinde wa mvua Dash. That'll teach her to call me a gullible pony.
Applebloom: I can help. *runs off*
Applejack: *Goes with Applebloom*

upinde wa mvua Dash was at Twilight's getting a new Daring Do Book.

Applebloom: *arrives* Pinkie just got killed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Poor Pinkie. This isn't good. That means no zaidi parties.
Applejack: They're having her funeral tomorrow, but there's something worse.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Tell me Applejack, I can't wait all evening.
Applebloom: I just saw something!
Applejack: Me too! It looked like Pi-Pinkie's ghost! It alisema it was c-c-coming here t-to haunt us!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pfft. You're just a scaredy cat. Don't worry Applejack, I'll protect you.
????: *knocking on door* Oooooohhhh!! Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!! Let me in!! Let me in!!!
Applejack: No, no! Don't wewe dare take an inch into this house!
???: I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the door open

The door was opening very slowly, and there standing in flour was Pinkie Pie, looking like a ghost

upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, it's getting late. I-I had no idea! I've got a busy siku tomorrow for work. *flies through open window*

The inayofuata siku at Sweet apple Acres

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: Where have wewe been? wewe missed the funeral.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Nervous* Well, uh.. Actually.. I knew wewe were sad about Pinkie Pie, and I didn't want to intrude. I just stayed at my home, and did my job-

Pinkie Pie was soon in upinde wa mvua Dash's sight. She wasn't covered in flour anymore, but Dash still thought she was.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, sorry. Can't stop. Gotta go meet with the wonderbolts! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: *arrives* Well, well, well. What do wewe think about that?
Applejack: Anyone will think, that our Dashie has just seen a ghost

The end

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upinde wa mvua Dash And The Chinese Dragon

upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get scared.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to sleep*

inayofuata morning, upinde wa mvua Dash was called down to town hall.

Mayor Mare: I would like wewe to collect something unusual at the trainstation tonight.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What sort of something?
Mayor Mare: Wait, and see.
Pinkie Pie: *Pushing a gari of keki outside of Sugarcube Corner*
Derpy: *Has a gari of muffins for sale* Who wants muffins?
Everypony: *Goes to Derpy*
Derpy: *Making money off of the muffins she is selling*
Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie! Why haven't we sold any cupcakes? I can't afford to have our business be defeated kwa that stupid pegasus selling muffins.
Pinkie Pie: I'm doing my best.
Mr. Cake: Yeah well your best is not good enough. *Ties Pinkie Pie to cart, and cinderblocks* I'll check on wewe tomorrow morning. *Leaves*

Pinkie Pie was not allowed to leave until all of the keki were sold. That night, she was looking around the mitaani, mtaa she was on, and was scared.

Pinkie Pie: *Hears a loud scream* Oh! What was that?

It was only an owl, but Pinkie Pie didn't know that. Meanwhile at the trainstation, upinde wa mvua Dash was getting something for the mayor.

Workers: *Taking dragon out of train, and onto wagon*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees dragon* Run for your lives! It's a dragon!
Worker: Don't worry. This dragon is made out of cardboard, and paper. It's for a party that Mayor Mare is holding for one of her friends.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, hehe. False alarm.
Worker: There's a button on here that makes smoke come out of the dragon. Make sure it works.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits button, and sees smoke come out of dragon* It works.

Then upinde wa mvua Dash had to take the Chinese Dragon to Mayor Mare. Pinkie Pie was asleep, and had no idea about the dragon.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pushing dragon towards Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *Still sleeping*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits button*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets hit kwa smoke, and wakes up*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues pushing dragon*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* AAAAAAAAAH!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!

Poor Pinkie. She didn't notice the dragon was fake, and was on a wagon being pushed kwa upinde wa mvua Dash.

inayofuata day, Mr. Cake set Pinkie free, and she went to go see Applejack.

Pinkie Pie: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
Applejack: *In no mood for puzzles* I'm a busy pony, and I don't have time for your games.
Pinkie Pie: I saw a huge dragon! It was going to kill me.
Applejack: You've been in the sun for too long. There's no dragon here. *Walks away*

applejack then told everypony about what Pinkie Pie told her.

Pinkie Pie: *Sitting on bench, and is very sad*
Rarity: *Walking by* Look out Pinkie, au the dragon might gobble wewe up! *Laughing*
Derpy & Snips: *Laughing at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Walking back to Sugarcube Corner* Maybe applejack is right. Maybe I did imagine it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Taking dragon back to train station*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* Help! Save me!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops pushing dragon* Don't worry. It's just a decoration.
Pinkie Pie: wewe tricked me!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Were wewe scared?
Pinkie Pie: Ja!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I guess that makes us even.

Pinkie Pie couldn't help, but smile at her blue pegasus friend.

The End.

Song: link

Sean: *Sitting behind his laptop, then looks at the reader* Oh, hello there. If wewe enjoyed these two shabiki fictions, I'd like to take this opportunity to say thank you. Hit the I'm a shabiki button, and leave a maoni down below. I'm also open to hear any suggestions wewe have for other shabiki fictions. My Little gppony, pony is just one of several fandoms that I write shabiki fictions for. Here are three previews to other shabiki fictions, for other fandoms.

Where Eagles Dare - 2016

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A nyota Wars shabiki Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi

Also featuring

Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod

The Landing Craft was going lower to the ground as it flew to the left of another mountain

And Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones

Based off the 1968 film of the same name

The Landing Craft was approaching another mountain. As it got closer, it took a sharp turn to the right, and starting gaining altitude to pass over another section of the mountain.

This takes place just dakika after the events of The Empire Strikes Back. Research for this shabiki fiction has been done on Wookieepedia, though the planet Chevrelium, and a few vehicles have been created specifically for this shabiki fiction.

We now go inside the landing craft, to take a look at the men inside. We got the pilot, but he's not important. Not compared to the seven men sitting behind him. The seven men chosen for a daring mission against the Empire, each wearing white snow suits, armed with E-11 blasters, and silenced pistols.

Stop the song

The seven men are John Smith, Morris Schaffer, and their teammates, Barkley, Thomas, Christianson, Jott, and Harrod.

Morris: *Looks to his right, and sees John*
John: *Looks to his left, also looking at Morris*
Pilot: *Flying over another mountain*
Republic Soldier: *Talking on a radio* Affirmative Colonel, we are three dakika away from the drop zone. *Turns on a red light*

Song: link

John, Morris, and the others in their group stood up, preparing to jump off the landing craft.

Republic Soldier: *Opens the back door*
Morris: *In front of everyone else*
Harrod: *In the middle, behind John, Morris, and Jott, but in front of Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Republic Pilot: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Republic Soldier: Stand by!
Harrod: *Looking back at Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Barkley: *Looking at Harrod's radio*
Republic Pilot: *Heading towards a mountain. He gains altitude to fly over it*

Within a few seconds, the red light turned green, signalling the time to jump. Stop the song.

Republic Soldier: Green light, go! *Deploys a drop pod*
Morris: *Jumps off first*
John: *Jumps*
Jott: *Jumps*
Harrod: *Jumps*
Barkley: *Jumps*
Thomas: *Jumps*
Christianson: *Jumps*

After jumping, they deployed their parachutes, and decreased speed as they fell toward the snowy surface. Their snow suits, being white, blending in with the snow.

Kelly's Heroes - 2018

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the nyota Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked inayofuata to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage kwa two Rebel's.

The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting inayofuata to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.

Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
Kelly: *Waves hello to the officer*
Imperial Officer: Hey! Hey!!

Song: link

Kelly: *Drives forward, heading towards the officer*
Imperial Officer: Stop them!!!! *Gets hit, and falls down*
Stormtroopers: Rebels, and they have one of our own as a prisoner!
Kelly: *Knocks down a fence, and travels on a muddy road*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A nyota Wars shabiki Fiction

Kelly's Heroes

Starring Sean Bodine as Kelly
Louis Bodine as Big Joe
Craig Becker as Crapgame
Jerry Meyers as Oddball

Also starring everyone else in alphabetical order

Andrea Libman as Colonel Allandra
Alec Baldwin as Major Colwin
Brett Dejneka as Little Joe
Cody Wengryn as Rancher
Eminem as Corporal Baledin
Ian Lafferty as General Rancor

Kelly: *Pushes an IFT-D into an AT-ST*
Imperials: *Watching the AT-ST fall into a puddle, soaking them with muddy water*

James Arnold Taylor as Lieutenant Olara
Jeff Bodine as Cowboy
Joey Timpano as Babra
Kilmer Varela as Corporal Ramn
Michael Luxich as Fisher
Mordecai the Sullustan as himself
Wes Bentley as Merner

Artillery was closing in on Kelly. He stopped, watching an explosion occur in front of him. He proceeds mbele down the road.

Based off of the 1970 film of the same title.

The trio were out of Imperial territory, and were heading towards a small Rebel base, but there was still artillery closing in on them.

This shabiki fiction takes place during the same time as The Battle Of Endor. Our group of Protagonists are a squad of Rebel Soldiers that are tired of the war, hoping that it will end soon.

Kelly: *Slows down as he crashes through a fence*
Rebels: *Running around, moving supplies from one building to another* Come on boys, keep moving! It's time to get the supplies on the speeders!
Kelly: *Stops inayofuata to a building*
Rebels: *Continue running with the supplies*
Kelly: *Gets out* Come on Colonel.
Colonel Allandra: Is this how wewe treat a lady? *Gets out with Babra, still pointing his blaster at her head*
Kelly: Only if they're an Imperial. *Walking towards the building with the Colonel, and Babra*

Mustangs Of Missouri - 2018

Song: link

Narrator: In the 21st century, we have many ways to travel. One of the maarufu ways to go is kwa automobile. Whether it's a short drive to the supermarket, au a long trip down the highway to visit family in another state, you'll see millions of people in automobiles.
Nascar Racers: *Going around the Daytona Speedway*
Narrator: But people also use cars for racing. Nascar is a maarufu example, while others prefer formula one, au drag racing.
Drag Racers: *Racing each other in a Viper, and a Porsche*

Stop the song, and play this: link

Narrator: Then there's mitaani, mtaa racing. This one is illegal, but back in the 20th century, everyone was doing it.
Old Lady: *Startled kwa a fast Thunderbird*
Narrator: Well, almost everyone. We'll take wewe back into the 60's. zaidi specifically, 1966.

Five cars are seen racing each other. At the front of the pack is a red Mustang.

Narrator: The protagonist of our story is winning this very race right now.

The song fades away as he crosses the finish line.

Rob: *Stops inayofuata to two women, holding a trophy with six thousand dollars*
Woman 1: *Puts the trophy, and money in Rob's car* Here wewe go handsome.
Woman 2: Congrats on winning.
Racers: *Stopping behind Rob*
Racer 95: That's the last time he beats us at a race!
Racer 853: I'll get him if it's the last thing I do!
Rob: *Drives away*

A crowd of people block the path of the other racers, allowing Rob to escape.

Song: link

Rob: *Looks at the reader as he drives* Hi, I'm Rob Daley. I'm your protagonist. Right now, we're leaving Illinois, because I got to songesha on. Explore new horizons, and win zaidi races.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A CokeTheUmbreon shabiki Fiction

Mustangs Of Missouri

Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Rob Daley
Brett Dejneka as Mark Whitaker
Seth Macfarlane as Noah Fox
Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
Dwayne Johnson as Paul Handarez
Tim Allen as William L. Hunsacker
Bri Burke as Hilary Hunsacker

Rob continued driving until he got on the freeway. He was making his way towards Missouri. During his trip, he passed other cars, along with a few signs, pointing out many different areas to stop. McDonalds, Gulf, dealerships for Pontiac, Oldsmobile, and Chrysler, until finally, he reached a bridge that would take him across the mississippi river, into St. Louis.

Rob: *Turns right, onto another highway*

Once he made his way into the city, the Gateway Arch was to his right, and Busch Stadium was also in view to the left.

Rob: Now if I can get off this highway, and into a gas station, I'll be good to go.

Eventually, he found one. It was kwa four train tracks, and several people were also at the station. The song fades away as he stops inayofuata to a gas pump.

Rob: *Gives the attendant a ten dollar bill* Fill it.
Attendant: Yes sir.
Ladies: *Walking towards Rob*
Lady 63: Hi, wewe got a nice car.
Rob: I get that a lot. Any of wewe know where I can find a race?
Lady 55: A lot of the racers meet up at Hyde Park.
Rob: I hope one of wewe can watch me win someday.
Attendant: *Puts the nozzle back inayofuata to the pump* Your tank is full.
Rob: Thank you.
Attendant: *Gives Rob three singles*
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are wewe drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are wewe gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND kwa SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking mbele when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her ngome when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie alisema excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. wewe stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because wewe called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got wewe covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the shina of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if wewe don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens shina door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, wewe got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. wewe have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One siku at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking kwa the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake pwani Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have wewe worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, au send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered kwa steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red gppony, pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H hujambo applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are wewe drunk au something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* wewe really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see wewe again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did wewe start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

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Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

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Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

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Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

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Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

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Attempt Seven

"There's a wingu of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

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Attempt Eight

Ships.

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Attempt Nine

"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

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Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

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Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

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Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and zaidi time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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