My Little Poney Article: SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I alisema no magic. wewe were supposed to do it kwa hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if wewe hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make zaidi sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for wewe to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher wewe have.

Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.

Saten Twist: Hello.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.

Saten Twist: wewe invited me.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! wewe have to make a new friend!

Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships kwa magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!

Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]

Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.

Twilight: (elbows him).

Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him zaidi talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies kwa making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's chajio, chakula cha jioni the inayofuata evening. upinde wa mvua Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.

To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville siku Spa. There, she meets a gppony, pony who is also from out of town and burdened kwa a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.

At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.

Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least wewe stopped drinking.

Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.

Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.

Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!

Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!

Starlight Glimmer: She's great!

Twilight Sparkle: Great!

Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.

Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!

Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?

Starlight Glimmer: She's—

Trixie: Hello... princess!

Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!

Saten: Yaaay! Your back!

Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want wewe to see me so stressed out.

Saten Twist: Like it would mat-

Starlight: Twilight knows wewe two?

Trixie:

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a sekunde chance, and I appreciate it..

Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings wewe to Ponyville?

Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage onyesha of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

Saten Twist: wewe still do the 3rd person thing?

Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?

(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).

Twilight: [hushed] I know I alisema make Marafiki with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-

Saten (offended) What are wewe trying to say about my girl!?

Twilight: Uhhh..

Saten: onyesha she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, wewe did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own Marafiki the way Princess Celestia trusted you.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! wewe won't regret it!

Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]

Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!

(they leave).

Twilight: (gulps).

Saten: (groans and lights new joint)

Twilight: I'm sorry fo-

Saten: Just drop it girl.

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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I WILL BE THE IRON PONY.

added by shadirby

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Princess Luna and Celestia

added by karinabrony

I Made This Fortune Teller Today

added by karinabrony

Source: Me

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

added by Tawnyjay

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Cold War Episode 2 "Hello Evil Me"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : wewe HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was gppony, pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and wewe want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one gppony, pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 10: Exile - part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2

Ha ha ha ha! wewe should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until wewe hear this inayofuata part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... wewe seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now wewe look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon wewe did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

“Do wewe have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer wewe a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are wewe sure, wewe don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the inayofuata part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... wewe know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here wewe go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got wewe a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant swali mark, my friend....

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Under Pressure Part 14

posted by karinabrony

There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...

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Chapter 24

posted by Canada24

"How long do wewe suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. upinde wa mvua replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" upinde wa mvua asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" upinde wa mvua alisema to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 10 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 1 Finale of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 10

Back From The Future

June 8, 1951

The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.

Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do...

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The Seven Up's Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the shina of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the shina of that car.
garage owner: What are wewe doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills karakana owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 1/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over kwa the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up zaidi stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw wewe enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are wewe doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws shabiki into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...

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The Truth About Chrysalis' Life: PART 2

posted by soomin1208

The inayofuata siku in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" alisema a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" alisema another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" alisema a mwana-, mwana-punda as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are wewe crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* wewe RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

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my little pony:tree Marafiki are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging kwa who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles au Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could wewe help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...