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THE inayofuata MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a zaidi mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, wewe were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Marafiki were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red gppony, pony smiled with joy in his eyes!

Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!

Trixie: ... Future wife.

Saten: Yeah, I see wewe being m-

Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.

Saten (annoyed): Just get out!

Squirrely: But wewe two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical krisimasi gift ever!

Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.

Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!

Saten (annoyed): We don't care!

Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.

Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.

Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.

Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on krisimasi Day.

Mousey: So soon!

Skunky: How delightful!

Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!

Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]

Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.

Saten: (annoyed facepalm)

Critters: Awwww.

Beary: But we got to have a manger.

Rabbity: Can wewe do it, guys. Can wewe build us a manger? Huh?

Critters: (Cheers)

Narrator: "Of course we will build wewe a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!

Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.

Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.




Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE wewe HIDING Queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW wewe ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL wewe FLUTTERSHY IS SHE muda wake umeisha HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT upendo "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND wewe CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE wewe DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME wewe I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so wewe were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - wewe sure wewe killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? hujambo my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - wewe guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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Notes: My Little gppony, pony is owned kwa Hasbro and created kwa Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that wewe enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight alisema "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the inayofuata Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity alisema "I look mbele to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once wewe wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Central Commandment Center
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Dan - I see...
Void - That's all what happend. wewe didn't called me because of that tho... Right.
Dan - wewe know me too well Captain Void. wewe see RMP have us closed down now. With help of KGB and German Special Forces (GSF) were pretty much closed down as military.
Void - I knew that Rose is a rat.
Dan - And you're at fault.
Void - What? She obviously is a dog of RMP!
Dan - The mbwa are in your Squadron. jogoo and Sunshine.
Void - What... No... Their my friends...
Dan - *gives him files* and were Commanders in RMP. Listien RMP with hivi karibuni activities of army can call government...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to onyesha wewe the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As wewe all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE ngome and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her ngome and saw Spike kusoma one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed kwa Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, au not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to wewe in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do wewe want to talk...
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posted by Aph-Finland
 Candy Sunshine
Candy Sunshine
at Alicorn City, there is a young gppony, pony named Candy Sunshine. her mother Gem Sunshine wanted her to see the land of Equestria and every gppony, pony there. when she got on the train her mother was crying tears of joy and waving her hoof in the air. meanwhile at PonyVille, Every gppony, pony was trotting and flying in ponyville. the mane 6 was standing inayofuata to the train station. they knew a train was not coming to pick them up to go to Canter-lot because it was early in the morning and the train driver might still be sleeping. "the train is not coming every pony" Twilight said. every gppony, pony started to be sad....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed kwa Equestrian agent and aliyopewa direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for wewe kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....
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The video starts off with my three inayopendelewa ponies.
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My Little Poney
Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will songesha zaidi because of my not typical work. May songesha soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...
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