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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure wewe are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like wewe and your Marafiki to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like wewe and your songbird choir to provide the music.

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!

Saten: I guess (drinks light beer)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one zaidi qualified than wewe to host the reception.

Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, wewe will be in charge of the catering for the reception.

Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!

Saten: ... What?

Twilight Sparkle: upinde wa mvua Dash, I would very much appreciate it if wewe could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.

upinde wa mvua Dash: YES!

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, wewe will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.

Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh! [thump]

Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, wewe will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See wewe all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?

Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give wewe this one first.

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites wewe to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...[gasp] My brother?!

Applejack: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight!

Saten (laughs): What an idiot! upendo doesn't last! (AJ punches him) Well it doesn't.

Rarity: That's great news!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [poor Shining Armor imitation] Hey, Twilight, just thought wewe should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when wewe get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?! Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]

Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are wewe okay?

Saten: She's fine, just her time of of the month.

Saten (voice): (punch) AppleJack, stop!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!

Everyone's confused.

Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?

Rest of main cast: Ohhh!

Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only gppony, pony I ever really accepted as a friend.



(song):

Twilight: When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly To see how many other ponies I could meet I had my vitabu to read, didn't know that I would ever need Other ponies to make my life complete But there was one mwana-, mwana-punda that I cared for I knew he would be there for me My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together He taught me how to fly a kite, mwewe (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams I miss him zaidi than I realized It seems...

[Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity] Your big brother, best friend forever Like two peas in a pod, wewe did everything together

Twilight: And though he's, oh, so far away I hoped that he would stay My big brother best friend Forever... Forever...


Saten: ... Derpy and I use to sing about salboats an-

Applejack: As one of your P.F.F.'s. gppony, pony Marafiki Forever... I wanna tell wewe that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.

Twilight Sparkle: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.

Rarity: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?

Twilight Sparkle: I guess we are.

Rarity: WHOO-HOO!

Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]

Saten: (shrugs and leaves).

Twilight: Wait.. wewe two Saten.. I'll need wewe to help me. And anyone else who may need it.

Saten: But wewe hate me.

Twilight: I don't hate you. we just like to tease you, cause your the only male in our core group have, besides Spike.. Your like an annoying little brother zaidi than anything.

Saten: Annoying? At times.. But no way, I hate wedding, nothing will make m- (Twilght gives him friendly kiss on the cheek) ... I'll start packing.





On the train ride to Canterlot, everyone except Twilight, and an annoyed Saten who still dislkes wedding, happily discusses the wedding, and only applejack notices Twilight's glumness.

When asked, Twilight says that she is still thinking about Shining Armor's neglect of her, though applejack tells her not to worry.





At Canterlot, it is evident that there has been an increase in security: the train passes through a pink protective sphere encasing the city, there are many guards at the station, and Princess Celestia keeps watch with the aid of a telescope from the balcony of the highest tower. Shining Armor is happy to see his sister and affectionately calls her "Twily."

Twilight immediately berates him for not telling her about the wedding, but Shining Armor explains that he had no choice and Princess Celestia wanted an increase in security in response to an exterior threat. Twilight concedes but remains hurt. Shining Armor reassures her that she has always been, and always will be, important to him, and asks her to be his Best Mare.

Shining Armor explains that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is the full name of Cadance, Twilight's former babysitter. Twilight almost instantly cheers up, she always adored Cadence.

However, Twilight sees Cadance uigizaji out of character, and rudely brushes Twilight off. Shining Armor announces that Cadance will be monitoring the wedding planning. When he says that they are happy to have Twilight there, Cadance smiles at Twilight malevolently. Twilight finds this suspicious, but Saten says that the only thing suspicious is the lack of beer

Twilight begins overseeing the wedding preparations, starting in a ngome jikoni applejack has been provided. When Cadance shows up to check the catering, applejack offers her an apple fritter, which Cadance insincerely calls "delicious." applejack gives Cadance a bag of fritters in case she forgets to stop for a meal, but when applejack turns around, Cadance tosses the fritters into the trash.

Cadance's visits Rarity, who is working in the tower room she stayed at in Sweet and Elite. Twilight begins to describe Cadance's temperamental behavior, but Cadance arrives with her bridesmaids, (Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, and Twinkleshine). Cadance ignores Rarity's greeting and appraises her dress. She says that she was hoping for zaidi beading and a longer train, and turns her attention to the bridesmaids' dresses. Displeased, she demands that Rarity make them in a different color, despite the fact that her bridesmaids upendo their dresses. Rarity is zaidi than happy to comply with the royal demands, but Twilight calls Cadance "Princess Demandypants" when Cadance is out of earshot.

After nightfall, Cadance meets Pinkie Pie inside the ngome ballroom. Pinkie presents her flamboyant reception plans, which include a board game, carnival music, and dancing. Cadance compares the setup to a "party for a six-year old," although Pinkie Pie is oblivious to the insult.

Even to Saten, she she is overly rude to him, when he simply asks where the bathroom is.

But Saten, being Saten. Finds this hot.




ARTHUR NOTE:
Not sure what Chrysalis has to gain kwa uigizaji like a spoiled bitch, kahaba all the time.. I mean, your impersonating one of the nicest characters ever.. So maybe wewe should try being a little zaidi in character when your at least in public.,
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The siku is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when wewe need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would wewe gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On juu of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do wewe hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian gppony, pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where wewe were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied wewe to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...
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The inayofuata siku came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this siku was song composing (on muziki period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz alisema to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think wewe might be overreacting" applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure wewe know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told wewe that wewe should......
Spike:Oh,why the nyasi, nyasi kavu don't wewe stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get wewe a mice hole,for wewe to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: wewe had to kill him. wewe couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well wewe better if wewe want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a gppony, pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: wewe know what you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, wewe ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need wewe to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need wewe to go back to the base wewe used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear kombora, yamuua into Canterlot. wewe HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

-----

Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several zaidi ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a gppony, pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

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Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - hujambo I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if wewe hit it book he is down and wewe win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...
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added by Windwakerguy430
At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform wewe that Eggman keeps attacking more, and zaidi of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have zaidi bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that upendo cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal mitaani, mtaa racers, au cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when wewe go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if wewe take a look at the map, wewe will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are moto departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, maarufu for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: wewe upendo it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope wewe don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, inayofuata to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...
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