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What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
gppony, pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at wewe for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are wewe talking about?
Tim: wewe told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't wewe stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, wewe two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: wewe two will stop working together for a while.

Tim, and Julia stared at each other. They weren't expecting the Captain to mention something they were talking about earlier.

Captain Jefferson: Two new recruits just arrived, a little later than scheduled. You're going to work with them for a while.
Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Julia: Where are they?

They spotted the new ponies coming outside of the barracks, and walking towards them.

Captain Jefferson: I'd like wewe two to meet Toby Linnehan, and Red Velvet.
Toby: Hi.
Red: Pleasure to meet you.
Tim: Likewise.
Captain Jefferson: Red, you're working with Julia. Tim, wewe take Toby around town in one of our Caprices.
Tim: Yes sir. *Walks with Toby to a police car*
Red: Would wewe like me to drive?
Julia: Sure.

Meanwhile, Toby was thinking about Julia.

Toby: That blue pegasus is smoking hot.
Tim: Yeah, well keep your mind on the radio. *Gets into the driver's seat*
Toby: Alright. *Sits down inayofuata to Tim*
Tim: *Drives out of the parking lot, and turns left. He drives towards the docks*
Red: *Driving the M4 to the road*
Julia: Turn right.
Red: *Turns right* So how long have wewe known Tim?
Julia: Since yesterday.
Red: Do wewe know if he's single?
Julia: With good looks like that, I doubt it.
Red: *Looks at Julia* I want him to be mine.
Julia: Keep your eyes on the road.
Red: *Looks at the road while she drives*
Julia: We're not allowed to tarehe anyone that we work with.
Red: *Her smile disappears*

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting inayofuata to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: wewe two officers gotta help me. An machungwa, chungwa unicorn aliiba my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of the car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns on the siren, and lights*

In front of them was an intersection. They saw Red, and Julia chasing the Porsche, going to the right.

Tim: *Speeds up, and turns right*
Ponies: *Dealing with a car accident*

The Porsche turned left, and was heading for the Round Freeway. He took another left, and was heading the wrong way.

Julia: *On the radio* He's going against the traffic!
Tim: This guy has to be stopped now.
Red: *Catching up to the Porsche*
Ponies: *Steering out of the way*
Red: *Taps it*

The Porsche spun out of control. Stop the song.

Julia: Suspect has spun out.
Red: *Stops behind the Porsche*
Tim: *Gets in front of the Porsche*

In the car was Bartholomew Perfect The 55th.

Bartholomew: *Gets out* Well, this certainly could have gone better.
Toby: *Gets out* Place your hooves on your head. *Arresting Bartholomew* You're under arrest for Grand Theft.
Bartholomew: Spare me the details.
Toby: wewe know wewe could have killed someone going the wrong way? Get in. *Opens the back door*
Bartholomew: *Gets inside the car*
Toby: *Sits inayofuata to Tim*
Tim: They trained wewe well. *Turns the car around, and goes off the freeway*
Red: *Follows Tim*

Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: wewe wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*

Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do wewe enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do wewe think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know someone that'll upendo dating Toby.
Tim: *Turns left, and passes a moto Department, and a hospital* I bet she has curves just like yours.
Julia: Oh stop it. *Playfully hits Tim's shoulder while laughing*
Tim: Here we are. *Stops at Local Consideration*
Julia: Don't go anywhere yet. Stay here until I come out.
Tim: Okay.
Julia: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the shop*
Tim: *Sticks his head out of the window* What do wewe have planned?
Julia: It's a surprise.
Tim: *Waits*

A few sekunde later, a loud engine could be heard inside the shop.

Tim: What is she-
Julia: *Does a burnout on her motorcycle, then stops to the left of Tim's Viper* I just got new tires! What do wewe think?
Tim: They're nice. They look like tires that have a lot of grip.
Julia: See wewe tomorrow Tim. *Rides off on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Drives off in his Viper*

It started to get dark, as Tim stopped at a friend's house.

Tim: *Knocks on the door four times*
Rick: *Opens the door, and is excited when he sees who is at the front door* Tim Miller! I haven't seen wewe in a month.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a long time. Hasn't it?
Rick: Come on in.
Tim: Don't mind if I do. *Walks in*

They sat down at a table. Rick got himself, and Tim a can of 7-Up.

Rick: *Opens his can* So, how's the Police Department treating you? *Drinking his soda*
Tim: Fine. That's actually why I came to see you.
Rick: Why? What's up?
Tim: *Opens his can, and takes a small sip* There's this mare that joined us. She seems to be attracted to me, but we're not allowed to tarehe other officers.
Rick: Right. Why are wewe telling me this?
Tim: wewe alisema wewe wanted a mare to date, and I think she'd be good for you.
Rick: Well, if wewe say so. How are wewe going to introduce me?
Tim: Come down to the station as soon as wewe can, and ask to see me, and Red Velvet. I'll handle everything else once we come to see you.
Rick: I got it. Thanks Tim.
Tim: No problem man. Cheers.

They tapped their soda cans together, and drank what was left inside of it.

inayofuata morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do onyesha up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

Song: link

Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what mitaani, mtaa she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a mitaani, mtaa lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did wewe stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think wewe have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: wewe don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. wewe will get better at it, but we neeed some zaidi training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The inayofuata siku was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs zaidi training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* hujambo sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: wewe know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are wewe talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to tarehe each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a gppony, pony I'd like wewe to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And wewe look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, wewe two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see wewe later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And wewe will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the mitaani, mtaa with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are wewe okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a gppony, pony with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran wewe over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to wewe about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important message from Captain Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: The cop killers have finally entered Gran Turismo. They just entered our town heading southbound. Your target is a black Camaro.

A picture of the car appeared on the front window

Song: link

Tim: *Turns right. He's on the road that the suspects are on, heading towards them*
Julia: Are wewe thinking what I'm thinking?
Tim: We block the road as soon as we spot our suspect.
Bad Ponies: *Passing a railroad crossing*
Tim: There they are. *Brakes, and slides the car sideways to block the road*
Bad Ponies: *Driving on the sidewalk to avoid Tim*
Tim: *Backs up, and turns left*
Bad Ponies: *Making a left turn*
Tim: *Driving after the bad ponies*
Julia: GT24, we spotted the suspects on Helsun Boulevard.
Red: GT12, westbound on Green Drive. Do wewe need backup?
Tim: No.
Julia: Negative. We're fine for now. We'll call wewe when we need backup.
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Driving fast, and turns right after passing a police station*
Bad gppony, pony 2: wewe ever been in this city before?
Bad gppony, pony 1: No.
Bad gppony, pony 2: Well I have. Make a left.
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Turns left, and goes over a bridge crossing a river*
Tim: He's heading for the freeway.
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Passes an autoshop, then turns right onto the freeway*
Tim: *Catching up*
Bad gppony, pony 1: Turn on the nitrous.
Bad gppony, pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Going faster*
Tim: They're using nitrous.
Julia: Two can play at that game.
Tim: Right. *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad gppony, pony 2: *Lowers his window, and points out a Micro SMG. He fires twenty bullets at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: *Gets shot in the arm twice, hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Pause the song. The car flipped onto it's side.

Julia: *Grabs the receiver*
Tim: Does the radio still work?
Julia: I'm checking that out now. *Talks in the receiver* GT24, we're out of it. Suspect is turning off the freeway, and onto Green Drive.
Toby: Now's our chance.
Red: GT12, we'll take it from here.
Tim: That's what I was afraid of.

Play the song again.

Bad gppony, pony 1: *Passes a police station, moto house, and hospital.*
Toby: *Drives after the suspect after he passes him*
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Turns left at the intersection*
Toby: *Turns on his sirens*
Bad gppony, pony 2: Dammit. We got another cop on our tail.
Bad gppony, pony 1: wewe know what to do. *Floors it as he passes a Mustang*
Toby: They're getting close to city limits.
Red: What do we do?
Bad gppony, pony 2: *Firing bullets at them*
Toby: Return fire.
Red: *Opens her window, and shoots the back tire on the right side of the car*
Bad gppony, pony 1: *Loses control, and goes into a field*

Stop the song

Toby: *Stops*
Red: We got them.
Bad gppony, pony 2: I'm afraid I'm out of ammo.
Bad gppony, pony 1: I knew we should have bought more.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When wewe read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Red: *Pointing guns at the bad ponies*
Bad Ponies: *Getting out of the car*
Toby & Red: *Arresting the bad ponies*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *His voice is heard with Toby's, Julia's, and Red's having a conversation with them in the future* I guess I owe wewe an apology Toby.
Toby: An apology, what for?
Tim: For not believing that wewe would be a good driver.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Bad Ponies: *Getting placed in the car*
Red: We just proved that we have what it takes to drive, and operate a radio.
Julia: Yeah, but everything wewe did after that wasn't too grand.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Toby: Whatever are wewe talking about?
Tim: Rumor has it that wewe got in an argument with the state troopers about who would be taking the suspects in.
Toby: *Backing up, but crashes into a State Trooper's police car*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Red: Hey, most of Neigh Jersey's State Troopers are known for having a bad attitude over everything.
Julia: Even so, it doesn't really help since wewe hit one of their cars.

Police cars furnished kwa Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Police Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Julia: wewe two still have a lot to learn.
Police Pony: *Talking to Toby, and Red*
Toby: Damn.
Tim: Hey, it's nothing to be mad about. We went through the same routine too.

Motorcycles furnished kwa Kawasaki

Julia: I never did.
Tim: Yeah, okay Julia.
Julia: What? I really didn't!
Toby & Red: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Taking the bad ponies out of Toby's car, and putting them into his*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on juu of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits inayofuata to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* wewe two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed kwa a town kwa there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let wewe talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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I thought I would have zaidi ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till inayofuata time my dear mashabiki :)

I'm suppose to write zaidi words so here's bila mpangilio Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, kwa an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ukanda of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank wewe sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to wewe in my office?
Pete: wewe mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called wewe yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss wewe Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train wewe two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. wewe two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are wewe going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected kwa leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help wewe with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your mashua is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the mashua with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one zaidi thing. *Gives papillon, kipepeo three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're inayofuata job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are wewe waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them wewe idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees butterfly, kipepeo on...
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posted by Canada24
For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, wewe had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping wewe AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm zaidi than happy to help.
AJ: wewe have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).


TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing kwa the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do wewe two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about wewe James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If wewe don't start laughing, I'll kick wewe out of here, and wewe won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are wewe gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write zaidi bila mpangilio things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten uandishi classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy machungwa, chungwa mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The machungwa, chungwa mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but wewe might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are wewe doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get zaidi engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the siku is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...
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