After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few sekunde for everyone to settle down. He continued with zaidi material.
Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days zamani at a shopping mall, but she alisema no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply alisema I don't like that!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: wewe make this? I don't like it!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Why? They wanted reasons.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well wewe don't always have a reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I don't know. I know I don't like it. And I know if I ate it, I would like it even less.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe like it? wewe eat it!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Then they try to corner wewe with logic. How do wewe know wewe won't like it? If you've never even tried.....it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It came to me in a dream!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Biiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Clapping, and whistling*
Tom: Some things I didn't like because of the sounds of the food. To this day, I still cannot eat.....Yogurt.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Yo-yogurt. It sounds like it's coming up again.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Yogurt. Yogurt. I can't eat anything with a Y, and a G in it.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Something else that doesn't sound good. Squash!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe WANT SOME SQUASH?!?!?!?!?!?
Crowd: *Laughing and clapping*
Tom: Shit no! It sounds like someone sat on my dinner.
A few sekunde of laughter occurred as Tom continued naming foods.
Tom: Succotash. Want some succotash? What wewe call me fucker?!? Oohlaheeoh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, hey, cool out. It's just lima beans, and corn, cool out.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Wheatgerm. *Goes cross-eyed while making a scary face*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: No! Get it off my plate!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Even something, like. Eggplant!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well which one is it anyway?! Tell it to make up it's mind, then come back!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Terrible sounding food. Headcheese.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: UUUHHHH!! *Slowly walks to the right* UUHHHH!!!!
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: UUUHHHHHH!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't even look at the sign!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'll be down at the baloney. wewe look at it!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Between headcheese, and blood tongue, I may never eat again!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Certainly won't be at the deli. Then there are some foods that are too humorous to eat.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Did wewe ever hear something too funny to eat? Guacamole!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It sounds like something wewe wear to a dance. May I borrow your green guacamole?
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: Garbanzo. hujambo wewe want some garbanzos?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Sounds like a circus act, fillies and gentlecolts, the garbanzos!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Clapping could also be heard, but when it settled down, Tom mentioned the inayofuata food.
Tom: And the funniest chakula of them all. Kumquats.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I don't even bring 'em nyumbani anymore! They just go to waste.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Some things just don't look right. I don't like that ma. Don't look right to me. Did wewe make that? Is there a picture of it in the cookbook?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'll bet it don't look like that.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Let's face it, some things don't look right! But of course some ponies will eat anything. I saw a few ponies in the army at the chow line. What's this?! Never mind! Give me a whole lot of it!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: That's rat's asshole Don.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well it certainly makes a fucking good fondue!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't look right, I don't eat anything I don't recognize immediately. If I have to ask questions, fuck it. I'll pass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Tomatoes don't look right either. On the outside, they're fine. Tomatoes look lovely on the outside, but when wewe take a look on the inside, something is wrong. Something has gone afoul inside of a tomato.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It doesn't look right! It doesn't look like it's finished for one thing.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It looks like it's in the larval stage of something.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's a thousand seeds and a whole bunch of jelly looking stuff! Uuuughh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sticks his tongue out while closing his eyes* Uuuuughgh!! Ullullululuuughhh!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Get it off my plate. Ullulllullugh! Squishy, it's like that stuff on the end of an egg. Bluugh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: UUUGHH!!!!
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: And I know it's not the end of an egg, it's the beginning of a chicken!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's handcum! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Get it off my plate!!!
One of the crowd members can be seen laughing while clapping.
Tom: It don't look right!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Something else that doesn't look right for food. Lobsters and crabs.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean anything, coming at me. *Intimidates a kaa while walking on his back legs*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Walking sideways. With big pinchers. Somehow doesn't make me hungry.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: In fact my instinct is step on that fuck!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Look at the big bug, step on the big bug!!! Before he gets to the children.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They look like they mean business. Can't order frog's legs. Can't help but wonder, what did they do to the rest of the frog?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: What do they do? Give 'em crutches, and wheelchairs?
Tom then impersonated someone in a wheelchair while the audience clapped, and laughed.
Tom: Try. Try to return them to a normal life if wewe can.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Trouble is the, crutches for froggies program has been. Cut in half.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We probably also won't see them in wheelchairs anytime soon.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'd rather eat a box of cookies. Doesn't that always come in handy? Just eat a box of goddamn cookies. wewe ever do that? The whole box of kuki, vidakuzi right in a row. I don't mean take them out, I mean eat them in the kitchen. Standing right in the jikoni eating a whole box of goddamn cookies.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Just stare at the electric clock while you're eating those cookies.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Do wewe ever notice on the box, it says open here?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well what the fuck do they think you're gonna do? songesha to Beijing just to open their box of cookies?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Of course you're going to open them here, you're going to eat them here!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe almost, have to open them here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank god it doesn't say, open somewhere else.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Shit I'd be up all night trying to find a good location.
Crowd: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days zamani at a shopping mall, but she alisema no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply alisema I don't like that!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: wewe make this? I don't like it!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Why? They wanted reasons.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well wewe don't always have a reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I don't know. I know I don't like it. And I know if I ate it, I would like it even less.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe like it? wewe eat it!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Then they try to corner wewe with logic. How do wewe know wewe won't like it? If you've never even tried.....it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It came to me in a dream!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Biiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Clapping, and whistling*
Tom: Some things I didn't like because of the sounds of the food. To this day, I still cannot eat.....Yogurt.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Yo-yogurt. It sounds like it's coming up again.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Yogurt. Yogurt. I can't eat anything with a Y, and a G in it.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Something else that doesn't sound good. Squash!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe WANT SOME SQUASH?!?!?!?!?!?
Crowd: *Laughing and clapping*
Tom: Shit no! It sounds like someone sat on my dinner.
A few sekunde of laughter occurred as Tom continued naming foods.
Tom: Succotash. Want some succotash? What wewe call me fucker?!? Oohlaheeoh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, hey, cool out. It's just lima beans, and corn, cool out.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Wheatgerm. *Goes cross-eyed while making a scary face*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: No! Get it off my plate!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Even something, like. Eggplant!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well which one is it anyway?! Tell it to make up it's mind, then come back!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Terrible sounding food. Headcheese.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: UUUHHHH!! *Slowly walks to the right* UUHHHH!!!!
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: UUUHHHHHH!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't even look at the sign!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'll be down at the baloney. wewe look at it!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Between headcheese, and blood tongue, I may never eat again!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Certainly won't be at the deli. Then there are some foods that are too humorous to eat.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Did wewe ever hear something too funny to eat? Guacamole!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It sounds like something wewe wear to a dance. May I borrow your green guacamole?
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: Garbanzo. hujambo wewe want some garbanzos?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Sounds like a circus act, fillies and gentlecolts, the garbanzos!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Clapping could also be heard, but when it settled down, Tom mentioned the inayofuata food.
Tom: And the funniest chakula of them all. Kumquats.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I don't even bring 'em nyumbani anymore! They just go to waste.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Some things just don't look right. I don't like that ma. Don't look right to me. Did wewe make that? Is there a picture of it in the cookbook?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'll bet it don't look like that.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Let's face it, some things don't look right! But of course some ponies will eat anything. I saw a few ponies in the army at the chow line. What's this?! Never mind! Give me a whole lot of it!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: That's rat's asshole Don.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well it certainly makes a fucking good fondue!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't look right, I don't eat anything I don't recognize immediately. If I have to ask questions, fuck it. I'll pass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Tomatoes don't look right either. On the outside, they're fine. Tomatoes look lovely on the outside, but when wewe take a look on the inside, something is wrong. Something has gone afoul inside of a tomato.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It doesn't look right! It doesn't look like it's finished for one thing.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It looks like it's in the larval stage of something.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's a thousand seeds and a whole bunch of jelly looking stuff! Uuuughh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sticks his tongue out while closing his eyes* Uuuuughgh!! Ullullululuuughhh!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Get it off my plate. Ullulllullugh! Squishy, it's like that stuff on the end of an egg. Bluugh!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: UUUGHH!!!!
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: And I know it's not the end of an egg, it's the beginning of a chicken!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's handcum! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Get it off my plate!!!
One of the crowd members can be seen laughing while clapping.
Tom: It don't look right!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Something else that doesn't look right for food. Lobsters and crabs.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean anything, coming at me. *Intimidates a kaa while walking on his back legs*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Walking sideways. With big pinchers. Somehow doesn't make me hungry.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: In fact my instinct is step on that fuck!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Look at the big bug, step on the big bug!!! Before he gets to the children.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They look like they mean business. Can't order frog's legs. Can't help but wonder, what did they do to the rest of the frog?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: What do they do? Give 'em crutches, and wheelchairs?
Tom then impersonated someone in a wheelchair while the audience clapped, and laughed.
Tom: Try. Try to return them to a normal life if wewe can.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Trouble is the, crutches for froggies program has been. Cut in half.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We probably also won't see them in wheelchairs anytime soon.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I'd rather eat a box of cookies. Doesn't that always come in handy? Just eat a box of goddamn cookies. wewe ever do that? The whole box of kuki, vidakuzi right in a row. I don't mean take them out, I mean eat them in the kitchen. Standing right in the jikoni eating a whole box of goddamn cookies.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Just stare at the electric clock while you're eating those cookies.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: Do wewe ever notice on the box, it says open here?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well what the fuck do they think you're gonna do? songesha to Beijing just to open their box of cookies?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Of course you're going to open them here, you're going to eat them here!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe almost, have to open them here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank god it doesn't say, open somewhere else.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Shit I'd be up all night trying to find a good location.
Crowd: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Spectrum
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired upinde wa mvua Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I alisema the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The siku came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Marafiki alisema I was the inayofuata element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
Ivey
Sharp Winged
Gladys
Snowstorm
Rainbowdash
Bah... I just woke up. kubeba with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do wewe want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what gppony, pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I upendo parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old mti house. The inayofuata siku only twelve ponies showed but boy did she onyesha them a good time!
After the party a moyo with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do wewe want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what gppony, pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I upendo parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old mti house. The inayofuata siku only twelve ponies showed but boy did she onyesha them a good time!
After the party a moyo with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
Moon Dust
I have decided to give wewe all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!
Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named mti Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born kwa Princess Luna.
Luna alisema she found Moon Dust in the snow kwa the ngome with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna alisema she sensed great power from this filly. mti Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. mti Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a upinde wa mvua mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named upinde wa mvua Wing. kwa then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
Luna
