Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.
Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, wewe ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*
It quickly got dusty inside the car.
JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*
JJ: What's your inayofuata plan boss?
Victor: Getting out of here before someone calls an ambulance. au the cops.
Meanwhile, Sergi and Apyr were also travelling fast. On a train.
Sergi: Aaaah. I tell wewe Apyr. Whenever we need a break from the road, this is the way to travel. Our car is safely loaded on an autorack, and the two of us get to enjoy some cool refreshments, snacks, and a fine look at the landscape.
Apyr: I'm glad we left Russia to come here.
Sergi: The United States of Equestria really knows how to treat it's citizens.
Song: link
On a desert road somewhere in Saddle Arabia, a brand new luxury car was travelling at 90 miles an hour.
The driver was a very rich stallion kwa the name of Abdul Ben Falafel. He was a Sheik.
Abdul: *Quickly stops his car in front of his mansion*
Guard 3: *Opens the door for the sheik*
Abdul: *Steps out* Thank wewe Gregory! Ah, it's a beautiful day. I know if I drive fast like that, I will dominate everyone, and everything in my way, and win the rally across Equestria.
Guard 2: But your majesty. You're supposed to stay safe, and take over your father's oil business.
Abdul: I will stay salama while I drive. Not even lightning can stop my beautiful vehicle. I will not be harmed kwa anything! And now! Another practice run!! *Gets back in his car, and quickly drives away*
Guard 3: He's really gone mad.
Guard 2: He wants to win this race zaidi than anything.
Abdul: *Goes airborne for two seconds* Weeeeehoooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Abdul Ben Falafel had a massive grin on his face as he drove his car on the dirt road at over 120 miles an hour. The paint of his car shone in the sunlight, but it wasn't as shiny as his clean white teeth as he continued running extremely fast down the road. The suspension was very hard at work absorbing every bump encountered to make sure the sheik had a comfortable journey.
2 B Continued
Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, wewe ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*
It quickly got dusty inside the car.
JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*
JJ: What's your inayofuata plan boss?
Victor: Getting out of here before someone calls an ambulance. au the cops.
Meanwhile, Sergi and Apyr were also travelling fast. On a train.
Sergi: Aaaah. I tell wewe Apyr. Whenever we need a break from the road, this is the way to travel. Our car is safely loaded on an autorack, and the two of us get to enjoy some cool refreshments, snacks, and a fine look at the landscape.
Apyr: I'm glad we left Russia to come here.
Sergi: The United States of Equestria really knows how to treat it's citizens.
Song: link
On a desert road somewhere in Saddle Arabia, a brand new luxury car was travelling at 90 miles an hour.
The driver was a very rich stallion kwa the name of Abdul Ben Falafel. He was a Sheik.
Abdul: *Quickly stops his car in front of his mansion*
Guard 3: *Opens the door for the sheik*
Abdul: *Steps out* Thank wewe Gregory! Ah, it's a beautiful day. I know if I drive fast like that, I will dominate everyone, and everything in my way, and win the rally across Equestria.
Guard 2: But your majesty. You're supposed to stay safe, and take over your father's oil business.
Abdul: I will stay salama while I drive. Not even lightning can stop my beautiful vehicle. I will not be harmed kwa anything! And now! Another practice run!! *Gets back in his car, and quickly drives away*
Guard 3: He's really gone mad.
Guard 2: He wants to win this race zaidi than anything.
Abdul: *Goes airborne for two seconds* Weeeeehoooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Abdul Ben Falafel had a massive grin on his face as he drove his car on the dirt road at over 120 miles an hour. The paint of his car shone in the sunlight, but it wasn't as shiny as his clean white teeth as he continued running extremely fast down the road. The suspension was very hard at work absorbing every bump encountered to make sure the sheik had a comfortable journey.
2 B Continued
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED