Pinkie Pie is nice.
Her big happiness gets all.
I guess it got me.

Twilight is a nerd,
yet she does truly sparkle.
What could go wrong next?

Where is Rarity
when one possibly needs her?
Complaining, of course.

If little ponies
consume keki and whatnot,
would they be poisoned?

Yes, the farmer horse
could let loose from the hard work
and not worry much.

Both the Princesses
of the mighty Canterlot
should stay together.

Shall we not forget
the great and one wonderful
royal wedding now?

Kindness and high love
are two of the best weapons
to fight the evil.

(I'm afraid that these are all I have for right now. If these don't seem right, let me know so that I can make some edits to this haiku list. Thanks for viewing.)

Dear bronies and pegasisters, Hasbro is//was trying to change Derpy Hooves' name to Ditzy Doo. Reason being because people think Derpy's name is offensive and is being counted as an insult to "retards".

People of the brony community au just My Little gppony, pony Friendship is Magic viewers in general are thinking that "Derpy" is slur against mentally disabled people. But that's not true, Derpy has no problems.

This sprouted when Derpy spoke in The Last Roundup. She sounded like she was "mentally retarded" and her eyes were supposed to back up the information that followed.

What do wewe think?

Should this pony's name be Derpy Hooves au Ditzy Doo?

Seriously! If wewe have porn to post, do it on paheal! I think I'm speaking for most of us when I say this fanspot should stay clean for the sake of the little ones and the non-clopping bronies. I'm not telling anyone to stop enjoying porn - as if they would, because I told them - and if wewe clop that's fine; upendo and tolerate, right? But I would like to point out, that even though like 90% of the internet is porn, there are places where it's inappropriate and unwanted. I really hope I'm speaking for the majority of the mashabiki here. If not, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

One siku Derpy was at the muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu factory. She got in there because Pinkie Pie was being stupid and opened the door for her-- the secret door. Derpy gasped when she saw a big green bucket of fresh baked muffins, and decided to take them nyumbani for later. "Oui, dos are de best muffins in de factoree." alisema Pinkie as Derpy left. "I'll call wewe when I eat all the--oof!" She fell down." I am not sure whet wewe were going to say but oui, I will accept a call!" Pinkie called. "My...Muffins..." Derpy groaned, being to lazy to to get up and reaching for the bucket. "You got the job!" Came a voice from the factory. "All right!" alisema upinde wa mvua Dash's voice, and the flapping of wings were heard.