My Little Dashie <3

Bob: *Walks outside of his house to get a newspaper*
Bobby: *Parks his car in front of Bob's house*
Bob: *Watching Bobby get out of his car, and walking towards him*
Bobby: *Gets inayofuata to Bob, and sees the flowers* They're beautiful.
Bob: Thanks. Is there something wewe want to talk about?
Bobby: Before we try to pull off our drug bust, I just realized something. Leonard won't want us to keep all of the money we make when we sell those drugs.
Bob: Look, everything is under control. wewe don't have to worry about it. We sell the drugs, make millions of dollars, keep our mouths shut, and don't buy anything...

At the warehouse, for the very last time in this fanfic.

Master Sword: *Watching Gordon pull into the warehouse in his car*
Gordon: Get in here!
Master Sword: *Runs into Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Drives out of the warehouse*
Master Sword: What are we doing now?
Gordon: Escaping. Our plan has gone horribly wrong.
Jon: *Behind Gordon, and turns on his siren*

Song: link

Gordon: *Floors it, and holds his neck* Ah!
Master Sword: Your neck still hurts?
Gordon: Yes. That is why I am wearing this neck brace! *Turns left*
Jon: I can't wait to get my hooves on those two! *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 15...

inayofuata morning at 6:50 AM, Ditto arrived at police headquarters, just outside of Frenchtown.

Police gppony, pony 36: hujambo Ditto.
Ditto: Hi.
Police gppony, pony 36: What are wewe doing here so early?
Ditto: I'm gonna talk to the captain.
Police Captain: *Sitting in his office*
Ditto: *Enters office* We need to talk.
Police Captain: About?
Ditto: Huh?
Police Captain: What do wewe want to talk about?
Ditto: Oh, I didn't hear what wewe alisema earlier. I want to talk about why nopony is going around town in trucks with snowplows placing salt on the roads.
Police Captain: That won't be necessary until tomorrow.
Ditto: Did...

Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 5:21 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

At the train station, Pete was in his office talking on the telephone.

Pete: Well, why didn't wewe have the courtesy to help him out right away?
Engineer Pony: My boss made me bring my engine back to the yards. I had no choice.
Pete: Than your boss is most likely hated kwa everypony in Equestria. *Hangs up* God. Why can't anypony have enough common sense to do things nice for others?
Hawkeye: *Walks into office* Pete-
Pete: Save your breath, I know all about it. Are wewe alright?
Hawkeye: I'm fine. Nikki is still...