MLP: FiM

The Flim Flam brothers were close to getting to the river, but Applejack, and Braeburn were close behind them.

Flim: Kyle, Karl. Deal with those two.
Karl: We're on it.
Applejack: *Hits Kyle*
Karl: au at least, I am.
Braeburn: *Kicks Karl*
Applejack: Deal with these two. I gotta save Applebloom. *Runs off*
Braeburn: *Grabs shotgun*
Karl: Hey, that's mine.
Braeburn: Then wewe can have it again in hell. *Shoots Karl*
Kyle: *Pushes Braeburn on ground*
Braeburn: Ah! *Drops shotgun*
Kyle: *Going for shotgun*
Braeburn: *grabs revolver*
Kyle: *Grabs shotgun*
Braeburn: *Shoots Kyle*
Kyle: *Shoots Braeburn*

Neither...

Prologue: The beginning
Rift's father: He's so cute honey, I knew he would what should we name him?
Rift's mother: How about Rift.
Rift's father: Rift?
Rift's mother: Rift, for that scar going down his eye.
Rift's father: That's just perfect, our little Rift.
Nurse: Ahh I see he's awake.
Rift: Daddy.
Rift's father: *gasp* Honey he alisema his first word
*5 years later*
Rift: hujambo dad where are we goin'?
Dad: We are going to see a play at your school.
Rift: Awwwww, how'd wewe find out?
Mom: We saw the flyer wewe tried to throw away mister.
Rift: Shoot. 
*at Rifts school*
Teacher: Ok class we have a new student today...

Even though Pete told them not to race, Hawkeye, and Gordon decided to do it anyway.

Hawkeye: I'm going to win, and wewe know it.
Gordon: Nuh, uh. I'm going to win, because I am going to have two diesels on my train.
Hawkeye: That doesn't mean anything. I'll make sure to send wewe a postcard from Denver when I get there.
Gordon: Don't bother.

They found their engines at the servicing facility, and started driving them to the yards. The trains were already set up kwa Snowflake's tower.

Snowflake: Where is Gordon?
Metal Gloss: The zaidi important swali is, Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye & Gordon: *Backing...

That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack were talking about her behind her back.

Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in upendo with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find upinde wa mvua Dash, and Applejack*

Next morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.

Lord Burlington:...