My Little Poney

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than upinde wa mvua Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to onyesha off au brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while upinde wa mvua is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings zaidi and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. upinde wa mvua Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

WARNING: IF wewe HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the gppony, pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except upinde wa mvua Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the mti tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some keki shoutouts, so if wewe haven't read Cupcakes, please do. maoni will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement kwa the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie alisema she was sorry, her expression alisema a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the awali installment, its based on creepypastas, zaidi specifically Jeff the Killer. Please maoni and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a kitanda she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little gppony, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies wewe opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
When danger...