Derpy!
One siku Derpy was at the muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu factory. She got in there because Pinkie Pie was being stupid and opened the door for her-- the secret door. Derpy gasped when she saw a big green bucket of fresh baked muffins, and decided to take them nyumbani for later. "Oui, dos are de best muffins in de factoree." alisema Pinkie as Derpy left. "I'll call wewe when I eat all the--oof!" She fell down." I am not sure whet wewe were going to say but oui, I will accept a call!" Pinkie called. "My...Muffins..." Derpy groaned, being to lazy to to get up and reaching for the bucket. "You got the job!" Came a voice from the factory. "All right!" alisema upinde wa mvua Dash's voice, and the flapping of wings were heard.
Oh Celestia...