Randy: *Laying on floor with his zeppelin, surrounded kwa gift wrap*
Dad: *On kitanda with Ralphie, and Mother* My god. Will wewe look at that mess?
Ralphie: Yeah.
Dad: Who's gonna clean it up?
Ralphie: Not me.
Dad: Randy did it last year.
Ralphie: Well he can do it again.
Dad: *Drinking glass of wine* This wine ain't bad. It's not good either. wewe want some?
Ralphie: Sure.
Mother: No wewe don't. Did wewe have a nice Christmas?
Ralphie: Yeah.
Dad: Did wewe get everything wewe wanted?
Ralphie: No.
Dad: Don't worry. There's always inayofuata Christmas. *Squints* Say. What's that behind the desk?
Ralphie: *Gets excited*...
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