Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.
Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are wewe heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will wewe give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-
Okay, wewe don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to songesha onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.
Pierce: *Looks...
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