The Return of Queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever wewe see apples wewe immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" wewe say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever wewe get mad at someone wewe tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and upendo the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to upendo ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" wewe say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. wewe have MLP shabiki characters.
6. wewe tell people to call wewe kwa the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and wewe go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If wewe see ANYTHING that says "20%" wewe burst into laughter.
9. If wewe see the word rainbow, wewe immediately feel...