NCIS

Here are some quotes, the best ones

Kill Ari Part 1
"Sometimes I used to picture wewe naked,"
Then Ziva is there, simply watching.
"I'll call wewe back," alisema Tony hurriedly as though he was on speaker phone
Then he stutters various gibberish along the lines of "it's not what it looked like"
Thus the very first swali Ziva asked Tony was "Having phone sex?"

Tony: wewe ever Gibbs Slap me again David and I will slap wewe back harder.
Ziva: I was following orders!

Cover Story
Ziva: It was no secret. He's uandishi about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Liza and her broken...