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Harry- GET UP BITCH!
bitch, kahaba I alisema GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of kwa Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.

Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the chakula you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and kwa the way i never really was going to rape wewe hahah. I just wanted to get wewe to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted wewe to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.

Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..

Harry- Do wewe like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well bitch, kahaba where do wewe want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like wewe to call me kwa my proper name. Janine. sekunde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant au anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- wewe really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. wewe do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in wewe and wewe get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're swimsuit and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. wewe see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take wewe shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry wewe don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with wewe just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say wewe look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank wewe you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)

*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.

Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are wewe trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)

(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his inayopendelewa swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black flowers on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.

Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do wewe think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding wewe look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank wewe Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER punda IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank wewe Harry....
Harry- so wewe want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want wewe to pay for it. the only thing that i want from wewe is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.

Janine- Thank wewe so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't wewe live kwa yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do wewe get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
Q.1 = How do wewe feel about being voted One Direction FOTM?
A.1= really pleased! i wasn't expecting it :) thank wewe to the people who voted for me :) xx

Q.2 = who is your favourite member? Why?
A.2 = Louis :) simply because he's perfect in every single way possible :) xx

Q.3 = what was your favourite live onyesha song? Why?
A.3 = definitely torn cos they sounded perfect and looked AMAZING on the platform :) xxx

Q.4 = If they could release one song, what would wewe want it to be?
A.4 = I would upendo them to release The Lazy Song kwa Bruno mars cos it would be so hilarious to hear them sing it :)) xx

Q.5...
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I walked into school and everyone was surrounding harry and his girlfriend Amy.


“Why did wewe lie to me about your grandmother being sick?” Amy screamed at harry.
“I’m telling wewe it WASN’T ME!” harry roared.
“Oh shut up wewe prick! We’re over!” Amy shrieked as she stormed off.
Harry spotted me in the crowd and made his way over to me.
“You ok harry?” I asked.
“Yeah I’m fine. Amy dumped me to go out with niall.” Harry sighed.

I froze. Please tell me I heard him wrong!

“I think she may have a problem......” I said.
“Why?” he asked.
“Because niall sort of asked...
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Me and niall stayed in silence for a couple of dakika on the way home.

“So Mickie, I guess wewe enjoyed harry hitting me in the balls, eh?” he smirked.
“Uh… no of course not.” I lied.
He narrowed his eyes at me.
“Ok maybe a little....” I admitted.
Niall laughed.
“Look Mickie, I’m really sorry.” He sighed.
I stopped him.
“Niall, its fine. There’s no need to apologize AGAIN!” I laughed.
“Ok. Promise I won’t say sorry again!” he joked.
“Thank you!” I laughed.


Suddenly it started to get really cold and windy.
Great. I forgot to bring a koti, jacket au a hoodie and...
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I called in for Amanda and she was on wingu nine. Her and zayn were a match made in heaven. She is going out to chajio, chakula cha jioni with him tonight and can’t wait.

She looked down at my arm.

“Why did they hit wewe THIS time?” she asked.
“I kissed niall.” I replied.
“Really? OMG! But why would they hit wewe for kissing niall?” she asked.

I shrugged and we called in for kate. She look at my arm and rolled her eyes.
“I’m not even going to ask.” She alisema grumpily.

We got to school and Kate was really nervous.

“What’s wrong kate?” I asked.
“I’m gonna go tell harry what I did now.”...
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Mickie’s P.O.V:


I woke up late that morning, which meant I was late for school. I quickly got ready and ran out the door. I didn’t bother getting any breakfast as I didn’t want to bump into any of my sisters.


I got to school about an saa late. I ran to my locker and grabbed my books. I began to make my way to my inayofuata class when I bumped into someone and fell.



“Woah! Somebody’s in a rush!” the person who I bumped into laughed as he helped me up. I looked up and saw that the person I bumped into was niall. Oh shit.


“uh um sorry. I’ late for class.” I stuttered.
“ahh you’re...
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Mickie Leanne Rosemary lives with her five older sisters, Melissa, Andrea, Claire, Tanya and Emma.
Her parents past away 10 years zamani when she was young, she’s 16 now. Before they died, her and her sisters had daily chores to do. Now all of those chores are up to her.

When she was about 4 years old, she collapsed and her body stopped working. Everyone thought she was going to die, so her parents gave her a lot of attention. She could sense that her sisters were jealous, but they were very kind to her.

Then she miraculously got better and everyone was so happy. Well, at least that’s what she...
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“ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!” niall alisema as I pulled him down the road.



“come on!” I alisema and let go of his ear.
“why cant I stay in the hospital?” niall sulked.
“because I want someone to come with me to the take-away.” I replied.


“because he’s too busy for me. He puts leah first all of the time.” I grumbled.

“well she mightn’t make it through this! I guess we all just want to stay with her.” he told me.

“don’t make me feel guilty blondy!” I roared.
“well he IS her brother! They’ve always been insepretable.” Niall said.

“oh be quiet! I know the reason got...
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PART EIGHT FOR MY FREEEAAKS :D

NIAMHSPOV***
i woke up the nest morning in the same palce that i fell asleep ,
Right in Nialls Arms , Snuggled in as tight as i could , and his arm pulling me tighter !

*DINGDONG*
Ugggh im not moving !! Someone else can answer the door ...

Im comfy ;D


and if nobody else gets it , they can come back later ,, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......

Ugh .. hujambo wait wheres niall gone :( Niaaaaaaall ? ? ?

Yeeees ?

Where are wewe ? o.O

Booooo !!

Arrrrrrgh :/ Bold Niall :( *Hidesundertheblanket*


Niamh Come out , your going to suffacate , and then i wont be able to bring wewe to buy new...
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Niall’s P.O.V:


I came downstairs after about an hour. Louis, zayn and harry we kusoma something in the sitting room.

“hi guys.” I alisema quietly.
Harry ignored me but louis and zayn smiled.

“look haz. I’m really sorry for uigizaji like a jerk.” I said.
“it’s ok man.” He smiled.

We had a bromance hug for a dakika before I sat down beside zayn to see what they were reading.

It had ‘rules’ written on the front of it. It read:

‘1. Don’t eat MY food.
2. don’t touch MY stuff.
3. don’t come into MY room. (unless wewe are harry)
4. don’t come into MY sitting room.
5. do...
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Louis’ P.O.V:


I went into my new bedroom and it had…. CARROT WALLPAPER!!!!! And carrot bedcovers, a carrot laptop cover, a carrot tv, a mini- fridge with carrots inside and my FAVOURITE DVD EVER: ‘the life of a carrot!’


Lois’ P.O.V:


My bedroom was a dark-ish pink colour. It had a flat screen tv, a walk-in wardrobe, a wii (finally I can play it now without louis saying ‘its not for girls’) and Justin Bieber, Ronan Park and Jayden Smith posters on the wall!



Then I walked into a room that alisema ‘louis + lois’ on the door. It was a massive room with a big en suite toilet. Louis...
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PART 4 FOR MY LOVLEY BRATS <3

*NEXT DAY* Nialls Pov !
7:50pm

This is it , im gonna do it tonight , ium just going to kiss her before we go see the movie .

*NiamhsPov*

Waaaaasup Guys ? I alisema
Nawthin much wewe ? ;) Niall alisema wi a wink ,
Why does he keep winkin at me :/ Hmmmmm… its really worryin me now , Aweel :L

I cant wait to Maria Gets here ,, whoopwhoop ,
(Btw maria is Niamhs Bestie From before she moved)

Shit I better ask Niall when Liams getting here , (Liam Is nialls friend from his old school )
NIIIAAAAALLL !!! Whens Liam Coming ? (:
Niall : In like 10 mins why ? whens Maria Coming...
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Niamhs P.O.V.
6:00 p.m.
The door banged shut.SHIT!!!!! our mum was nyumbani she was going to embarass us.'you better go' i alisema to Niall.
'Why?'
'please go, our mum is home'
'oh ok'

Harry stood up and gave Sarah a little kiss on the cheek.And she gave a giggle.

Our mum walked in 'oh, hello boys!'
'they were just going mum'
'oh ok bye'

Me and Sarah went to my room
'what was that?' i alisema to her
'what was what?'
'Harry kissed you!'
'oh yeah, we're going out'

i sware im not told anything anymore

Sarahs P.O.V

Niamh fall asleep when we we're wacthing 'Run Fat oy Run' and Niall was asking me how he should ask her out. i alisema just randomly kiss and she would get it


tats all i have!
much luv
sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PART TWO 
*Niamhs POV* I must of fell asleep straight away when I got nyumbani as I had 5 messages and 3 missed calls from niall .. I decided to text him back in case he tought I was ignoring him !
*Me: hiya Niallers , whats the craic ? Sorry I must of fell straight to sleep last night when I came in : ( sorry .. wewe and Harry wanna come over later ? : ) Im bored and mum started work so shes not nyumbani .. hehe .. wewe can amuse me today :D I had a great time lastnight btw ;) … Xxx Niamh
Niallers: why hello der , nothing much wbu ? ah it ok , no worries : ) Yeah sure we can , don’t think were...
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// party planning! //


Leah’s P.O.V:


“sorry harry!” I laughed. He grinned cheekily.
“so how are wewe and kate?” I asked.
“ah we’re good now. She was just feeling a bit left out.” He explained.


“is she ok now?” I asked.
“yeah. I’m bringing her out shopping in a minute.” He smiled.


“aw! You’re such a good boy!” I alisema as I patted his curly hair.

“woah woah! Don’t mess up the fro!” he gave me a dirty look.


Just then kate walked in.


“what are wewe doing here leah?” she asked.
“um…. I live here!” I told her.
“oh ya. I forgot.” She lied.


“are wewe ready to go...
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an unpleasant suprise


“oh my god niall! wewe really had a pet pig called jaws?” i asked.



“yep!” he winked over at me.
“well that’s random!” giggled Lois.
“where is he now?” zayn asked.
“uh um... my uncle... ate him.” He said.



We all gasped.
“OMG! WHAT A MEAN UNCLE!” louis roared. I don’t think he gets that we are all standing beside him.



Niall nodded and then laughed. I don’t think anyone can not laugh when louis is around!



“I WANT A CARROT!” louis roared, yet again.
Lois just smiled shyly.
“they’re in the fridge lou.” She smiled.



He got a carrot and sat down. Ya.......
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
one direction she's the one

I was her she was me
We were one we were free
And if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one

We were young we were wrong
We were fine all along
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
When wewe get to where wewe wanna go
And wewe know the things wewe wanna know
You're smiling
When wewe alisema what wewe wanna say
And wewe know the way wewe wanna play
You'll be so high you'll be flying

Though the sea will be strong
I know we'll carry on
Cos if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
one direction only girl in the world

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la

[VERSE 1]
I want wewe to upendo me, like I'm a hot ride
Be thinking' of me, doing' what wewe like
So boy forget about the world cuz it's gon' be me and wewe tonight
I wanna make your beg for it, then imma make wewe kumeza your pride
oooohhh

[CHORUS]
Want wewe to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever upendo
Like I'm the only one who knows your moyo
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make wewe feel like a...
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Niall’s P.O.V:



Finally!! Im finally with leah! I climbed up onto my balcony and walked into the apartment. Amanda smiled at me when i came in.



“where were you?” she asked.
“with leah.” I replied.
“oh god. Don’t wewe annoy her enough already? And where’s liam?” she asked.



“well um... about that.... liam has been cheating on her for the past mwezi and today she found out.” I said.
“OMG!!! Is she ok?” lois asked.
“we need to go down to her FAST!” Amanda exclaimed.


“no there’s no need to. I went down and talked to her and made her feel a bit better and we sort of.... kissed.”...
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We all got our drinks and sat down.


“why do i have to sit with them?” kate asked harry.
“you’re a bit of a grump, aren’t wewe kate?” louis laughed.



“i don’t like wewe louis.” Kate glared at him.
“do wewe like anyone except harry?” zayn asked.
“ummm.... wewe seem all right. But get on any of my nerves and your dead.” Kate threatened.



Zayn looked over at me, frightened.
“don’t mind kate. She just likes threatening people.” I whispered.


Zayn nodded and smiled.
“im going to the bathroom.” Kate announced. None of us replied.


“I alisema IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM!” she roared....
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With all Sugarscapers! Probably. But mainly with each other.



It's a massive love-fest in One Direction isn't it? That Louis Tomlinson is bromancing all over the place - first with Harry Styles and now with Niall Horan! Liam Payne and Zayn Malik are seemingly just left to their own devices...but zaidi on that another time.



Louis took to Twitter to deny claims that he's a big ol' smoker (and therefore, a JOKER);

"I've read a few tweets saying I smoke," he said.

"I can happily say that I've never even had a drag of a cigarette in my life :) not about to start now :)"

Right on Louis. Even though the...
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