TEXT CONVO:

Mya: i need to talk to wewe and the boys asap
Prince: ok come on over to my house we are all chillin here

(at princes’ house; Mya nocks on door)

Prince: comin (opens door) hujambo babe (kisses her)
(boys wearing; roc: link Prod: link Ray: link Prince: link
(Ali is still wearing this httplink)
Ray: whats up Mrs.Perez
Mya: how do wewe know my last name
Ray: cause i was princes’ best man at wewe guys wedding
Mya: your not a man wewe a little boy
Ray: thats what i alisema to you
Mya: shut the **** up (tackles ray playfuly)
Roc: hujambo Mya
Mya: hujambo roc
Prod: sup Mya
Mya: hujambo prod, i gotta tell wewe guys something
MB: what
Mya: ok so i have a plan. we are going on a double date
Prod: who!!
Mya: you!!
Prod: with who!!
Mya: me and prince
Prod: oh so imma be the third wheel thanks a lot Mya
Mya: no your not cause i have someone for you
Prod: hell no!! im not goin on no blind tarehe what the ****!!
Mya: dont get your tity whity’s in a knot. shes my best friend Mel. she is really cute, shes mad funny and she can eat
Prince: so shes your twin
Mya: no but we are like sisters
Prod: so wewe want me to go on a tarehe with a girl named Mel
Mya: her real name is Melanie jerk off.
Prod: oh
Mya: yeah so what do wewe say, will you
Prod: fine
Roc & Ray: hey!! what about us!!
Mya: yall can have a tarehe her at the house
Roc: ok baby wewe ready wewe ready for some alone time
Ray: bring it on sexy mama (fake make out)
(everyone is laughing)
Prince: (laughing) yall are retards