I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, inaonyesha Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he moto six shots? au only five? Well to tell wewe the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* wewe gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do wewe punk? Do wewe punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now wewe go to Chicago, and get ambushed kwa a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then wewe go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches wewe how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. wewe know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there wewe have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he moto six shots? au only five? Well to tell wewe the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* wewe gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do wewe punk? Do wewe punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now wewe go to Chicago, and get ambushed kwa a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then wewe go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches wewe how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. wewe know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there wewe have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Johnny made it back to Milford with his friend Trevor. They were back at his house playing Call Of Duty.
Johnny: With the two of us playing on the same team, they'll never stop us.
Trevor: I just got a double kill with a grenade.
Johnny: I just got a head shot with an MG15.
Trevor: *Picks up an MP40, and is exchanging shots with an enemy soldier using a Sten* I got him. *Kills him*
Enemy Player: Spiderman, whoever wewe are, I will kill you, and your friend!!!
Johnny: What, are wewe going to track me down au something?
Enemy Player: Shut up!
Trevor: *Laughing*
Johnny: *Laughing* We've already had that problem my friend. Don't even think about trying it.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
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Johnny: With the two of us playing on the same team, they'll never stop us.
Trevor: I just got a double kill with a grenade.
Johnny: I just got a head shot with an MG15.
Trevor: *Picks up an MP40, and is exchanging shots with an enemy soldier using a Sten* I got him. *Kills him*
Enemy Player: Spiderman, whoever wewe are, I will kill you, and your friend!!!
Johnny: What, are wewe going to track me down au something?
Enemy Player: Shut up!
Trevor: *Laughing*
Johnny: *Laughing* We've already had that problem my friend. Don't even think about trying it.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2018