Sean the hedgehog Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, inaonyesha Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he moto six shots? au only five? Well to tell wewe the truth I kinda Lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* wewe gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do wewe punk? Do wewe punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now wewe go to Chicago, and get ambushed kwa a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then wewe go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches wewe how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. wewe know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there wewe have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 1 Part 1/2

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Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of wewe are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed kwa

Adventures Of Thomas & Marafiki - Rated...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of shabiki Fiction Part 3

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Frank & Martha: Whoa!!!!
Sean: *Enjoying the ride down the slide*

At last, we reach a long corridor. Ponies, and Sonic characters walk pass each other, along with a few other characters from other shabiki fictions.

Pierce Hawkins: *Passes Sonic* How's it going Sonic?
Sonic: Good, good.
Frank & Martha: *Staring in amazement*
Sean: What you're looking at are characters from my shabiki fictions.
George: *Passes between Larry Wilcox, and Knuckles*
Knuckles: How come you're a gppony, pony with a curly blonde mane, and glasses?
Larry: How come that human we passed was in Black & White?
George: I'm from a shabiki fiction...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 12 Highlights

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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns...

Sean Meets The PPG: Driving

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Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are wewe done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one zaidi class I have to take.
Blossom: What's that?
Sean: Employment Transitions.
Blossom: What kind of a class is that?
Sean: It's only available for post-grads like me. After graduating, wewe can take an extra mwaka of high school, and it helps wewe prepare for being an adult.
Blossom: What's the job you're going to do?
Sean: Work at a child care center in Health Quest.
Blossom: That's cool. *Looks at an intersection* But wewe didn't put on your left blinker.
Sean:...

Vehicles for Grand Theft Ponies 3

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This is a orodha of cars that are going to be featured in the new Grand Theft Ponies 3 Roleplay. This takes place in 1995.

1974 Canterlot 705: link

1976 Canterlot 705: link

1995 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 2 door: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 4 door: link

1991 Chevronet Camareo: link

1995 Chevronet Capri (Also available as a taxi): link

1995 Chevronet Corvette: link

1995 Chevonet Pearla (Also available as a police car): link

1995 Dodge Cobra: link

1995 Dodge Towtruck: link

1995 Dodge Truck: link

1989 EMW P3: link

1994 Flam Lightningbird: link

1975 Flam Tornado: link

1988 Flam Wrestler: link...

Johnny Lightning Episode 17 Part 1

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Charleston, South Carolina. Johnny Lightning's inayopendelewa vacation spot that didn't involve any cold weather.

Johnny: *Driving down Interstate 95 in his Alfa Romeo*
People: *Driving past Johnny as they continue going south*
Johnny: *Gets off at the exit*

He was now travelling on Interstate 26, and had 10 miles left in his journey.

Thug: *Driving a Toyota Highlander at 80 miles an hour*
Johnny: *Sees the Toyota behind him going too fast*
Thug: *Getting closer to Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Swerves into the left lane*
Thug: *Crashes into a fuel truck, and creates a big explosion*
Johnny: What next? A helicopter?...

Johnny Lightning Episode 17 Part 2

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Episode 17: upendo & War

Johnny: *Arrives at the hotel*

Special guest stars

Daniel Craig as Discord
Jazlin Colon as Rebecca Goldman
Louis Bodine as Silver

Johnny: *Enters his room, and places his bags on the ground* Wonderful. *Looks out the window*

In an unknown location, Discord was looking at one of his soldiers working on a computer.

Discord: You're doing good, but we must work harder. The men I sent were killed. This one agent is harder to kill than I was hoping for. tafuta for reservations in hotels located in Charleston.
Computer Soldier: Yes sir.

Johnny walked downstairs in a black tuxedo to...

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PPGZ Bubbles

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My Little Pornstar Episode 11

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a mti stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. wewe look very adorable. I gotta take wewe to meet some friends....

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My Little Pornstar Episode 7

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hujambo asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...

My Little Pornstar Episode 4

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and upinde wa mvua Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would wewe like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two farasi with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely kwa their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 82

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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 61 Part 2/2

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Song (Start at 2:38): link

Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are wewe supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the shabiki fiction begins.

Song: link

Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See wewe inayofuata Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 shabiki Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 60 Part 2/2

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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here inayofuata Friday since that is the first Saturday of the mwezi of July, but we will see wewe on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 50 Part 2/2

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Percy: It may be for a brief moment, but I am glad to be back.
Thomas: Me too.
Sean: wewe think you'll be back?
Thomas: I know we won't be back in time for season 3.
Percy: Maybe in season 4, au 5.
S.B: It would be nice to see wewe again. S.B here, and we're going to onyesha wewe zaidi episodes from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One siku at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge Railway to pull a train to Ulfstead Castle. Sir Robert Norramby asked for visitors, coal, cables,...

Guards N' Retards: The Vacation

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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 41 Part 2/2

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Percy: I'm still sad that Bartholomew is no longer with us.
Jeff: He'll be back. He's getting his own spin off.
Jerry: *Blows his horn twice as he returns* Welcome back to our show. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and I'm your host for tonight. Six Shooters is on it's way now.

Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant siku as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen kengele as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 5 Part 2/2

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Sean: *Looks at a grey hedgehog who looks just like him* Your name wouldn't happen to be Sean too, would it?
Sean The Hedgehog: It is. What a pleasure to meet you. I'll be back, I gotta insult Saten Twist, because he's playing as Alex Trebek.
Gordon: *Standing near a yard tower*
Hawkeye: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Waiting.
Hawkeye: For what?
Gordon: *Gets hit a 2 ton bag of salt* Wrong pony!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry!
Double Scoop: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. Our final two shows for the siku are...

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Double Scoop:...