Song: link
Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious
It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.
Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: wewe joined the army.
Kevin: You're gonna climb Mount Everest.
Parker: No, no, and no. I'm doing something zaidi important.
Liam: What's zaidi important than the army, and mountain climbing?
Parker: You'll see. *Walks into the arcade*
Kevin: Whatever's going on in his mind is making him very confident.
Liam: I'm a little scared.
Parker: *Playing Fast & Furious Super Cars*
Kevin: Exactly why are wewe scared?
Liam: I'm hoping that whatever he does is a figment of my imagination. I feel like he's finally going to be good at something.
Kevin glanced at the game Parker was playing.
Kevin: Well it's not Dig Dug, so I'm not worried. Neither should you.
Liam: Kevin, I actually have high scores on that game. If he really succeeds, I don't know what'll happen.
Kevin: Well, one thing's for sure, he's not normal. Perhaps he'll turn into a species from outer space, and turn everyone else into monsters.
Liam: *Chuckles*
Parker was using a red Camaro, and was in first place. Liam noticed this, and began to sweat.
Liz: *Walking over to Kevin, and Liam* Everything okay over here?
Kevin: I'm fine. What about wewe Liam?
Liam: Huh?
Parker: *Wins the race* YES!!
Everyone stared at Parker as he began overreacting.
Parker: I BEAT LIAM'S RECORD!!
Liam: Now you're going to see why I was scared.
Parker: *Runs over to Liam* Liam's a loser! Liam's a loser!
Liam: *Punches Parker*
Parker: Ow! Jealous much? *Walks back to the arcade* I'LL BEAT ALL OF YOUR RECORDS!
Kevin: Well, he definitely turned into a monster.
Liam: wewe were right about that. Now what do we do?
Kevin: We'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I got that business meeting in Clinton.
Liam: Okay. I'll call wewe later.
Kevin: We'll stop Parker. Don't worry about that.
Kevin and Liam were reunited at Kevin's house. They began to play Gran Turismo.
Liam: This is actually a bit tougher than F&F Super Cars.
Kevin: Which should also help wewe out a little bit. The controls in F&F Super Cars are zaidi simple, so getting wewe prepared against Parker will be easy.
Song: link
Later in the afternoon, Kevin and Liam returned to The Nut House
Kevin: Okay, let's race together and see what wewe got.
Liam: What about Parker?
Kevin: I got him distracted with something important outside.
Pause the song
Parker: *Looking at a tow truck trying to tow his car* Hey! This is a 1947 Packard! Why are wewe towing my Packard?!
Green Square: Read the note on the back window, and see for yourself.
Parker: *Goes to the back of his car, and reads the note* Dear Parker.
Green Square: *Drives the tow truck*
Parker: *Walking as he reads the note* Your car is being towed because it was illegally parked. Try to park between the white lines inayofuata time.
Green Square: *Turns left, and accelerates*
Parker: *Running while still trying to read the note* AND wewe WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN!!! Signed....*Stops running, and is standing in the middle of a road* A bila mpangilio police officer. *Gets hit kwa a Ford Bronco* Hey! What is the meaning of this?!
Yellow Circle: You're goin' all the way to Phillipsburg with me boy!
Resume the song, starting at 0:27
Liam: Well, good to know. Now let's get started. *Placing four quarters into the slot*
Kevin: *Puts his quarters in* Let's choose a track you're familiar with. *Selects Monaco*
Liam: This is my favorite. *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Kevin: I haven't played this in a while, but I'm going to pick a challenging car for wewe to overtake. *Chooses his Corvette* Are wewe ready?
Liam: Whenever wewe are.
Kevin: *Starts the race*
Liam: I'm feeling lucky.
Kevin: Okay. May the best shape win.
But once the race was over, Kevin got 1st place.
Liam: *Frozen in place as he falls onto the ground*
Kevin: I guess it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?
Liam: *Slowly nods*
Kevin: Well I got a free race, so if wewe want to try and beat me again, I'll give wewe zaidi quarters.
Liam: Sure. I got nothing to lose.
Song: link
The inayofuata day, Kevin and Liam were at The Nut House.
Parker: *Arrives* I'm back to beat zaidi of your records Liam!
Kevin: Are wewe ready?
Liam: I am.
Kevin: Go get him.
Liam: *Walks with Parker to the arcade*
As the two of them got the quarters into the game, everyone was watching, hoping that Liam would win.
Parker: *Goes to Detroit*
Liam: wewe should ask before selecting the track inayofuata time.
Parker: Shut up.
Liam: *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Parker: *Chooses a Dodge Viper*
David: *Drinking a root bia as he stands inayofuata to Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Wayne: *Walks in with Mrs. Heart* What's going on?
Kevin: Liam is about to get back at Parker.
Liam: *Next to Parker at the starting line*
Kevin: *Walks towards them to watch the race*
Wayne & Miss. Heart: *Following Kevin*
David: *Walks over with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liam: *Takes off with the other cars*
Parker: *In 5th place*
Liam: *Passes Parker, then enters 4th place*
Mack: *Walks into the Nut House, and heads towards the crowd*
Liam: *In 2nd Place*
Parker: *Catching up*
Liam: *Drives through a factory on fire, then lands on the left side of a freight train*
Parker: *Lands behind Liam, and pushes his car into the train*
Liam: *Using nitrous to pass him, then enter 1st place*
Parker: Ah! I don't have nitrous!
Kevin: He's got it!
David: Yes! Yes!
Liam: *Crosses the finish line*
Crowd: YES!!!!!!!!!!
The song fades away as everyone cheers for Liam. Parker was angry.
Parker: No fair! I want a rematch! *Puts his hand in his pocket* I don't have quarters!
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Liam: Sorry Parker, better luck inayofuata time.
Kevin: And it looks like wewe set a new record on this track.
Liam: I've never even been on this track before.
Kevin: Well done.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
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Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 18: Camping
At The Nut House, Kevin and Liam were making plans.
Liam: That's my inayopendelewa spot.
Kevin: Which is why I recommended it.
Wayne: *Walks in with Miss. Heart*
Kevin: Here come the upendo birds.
Wayne: What's up guys?
Liam: We're just planning a camping trip.
Miss. Heart: A camping trip? How lovely.
Wayne: *Annoyed* wewe say that about everything.
Kevin: Would wewe two like to jiunge us?
Wayne: Count me out.
Miss. Heart: Wayne doesn't like camping.
Kevin: Whatever for?
Wayne: It's boring.
Liam: It's not boring.
Kevin: I think you're only saying that because you're scared.
Liam: What's a few bug bites gonna do to you?
Wayne: I'm not falling for that trick. wewe three will not get me to go camping no matter what.
At Wayne's house.
Wayne: Fine. I'll do it.
Miss. Heart: That's the spirit.
Wayne: But if wewe ever threaten to break the flat screen again, that'll be the very last mistake wewe ever make.
Tinicum Park, Pennsylvania. Across the river from Frenchtown.
Wayne: *Driving his 1956 Bel-Air into the park*
Miss. Heart: I wonder where Kevin and Liam are.
Wayne: I hope we don't see them.
Miss. Heart: Come on Wayne, I think you're being too hard on them. What they did with me was three years ago.
Wayne: And I do not want them getting near wewe again. *Looks at a sign* 15. That's the spot we reserved. *Pulls into the parking space* Let's get everything unloaded.
Kevin arrived in his Silverado. He and Liam reserved a spot inayofuata to Wayne, and Miss. Heart.
Kevin: *Parks his truck* Let's go say hi to our friends.
Liam: I brought ear plugs in case he starts screaming.
Kevin: *Gets out with Liam*
Miss. Heart: Hi boys.
Wayne: Wha-You?!
Kevin: We only came to say hello.
Liam: There's no harm in that. Is there?
Miss. Heart: Of course not. That's very kind of you. Isn't it Wayne?
Wayne: Umm...sure.
Kevin: We have six hours until the sun sets. How about we go towards the canal and walk on the path.
Wayne: What for?
Liam: To get some exercise for a start.
Kevin: Plus we can enjoy each other's company.
Wayne: wewe two go ahead. I'm going to read a book. *Sits down on a bench*
Miss. Heart: Where's your book?
Wayne: In the car. Go get it for me.
Kevin: Suit yourself. *Walks away with Liam*
Miss. Heart: What is it with those two that make wewe tick?
Wayne: They want to steal wewe from me.
Miss. Heart: I'm not an object Wayne. I'm a living shape, just like you.
Wayne: I'd rather have Parker out here than those two.
The sun was setting. Liam and Kevin started a moto in their fireplace, and were preparing hot mbwa with s'mores.
Wayne: *Rubbing two sticks together*
Miss. Heart: Wayne, that never works.
Wayne: You're right. We should have brought your car instead. That thing's so unreliable it would've started a moto for us.
Miss. Heart: *Slaps Wayne* I'm asking Kevin if we can jiunge him. Go get our chakula and utensils.
Wayne was not happy, unlike the other three.
Liam: *Places several small sticks into the fire*
Miss. Heart: *Placing leaves in the fire*
Kevin: *Looks at Miss. Heart*
Miss. Heart: They burn better than wood.
Kevin: Perfect. I'd say these are ready.
Liam: Thanks Miss. Heart.
Kevin: *Moves the pan to the side of the fire*
Wayne: *Waiting behind Miss. Heart, and is in an agitated mood*
Miss. Heart: May we jiunge wewe for dinner?
Kevin: Sure. I can make another hot dog for the both of you.
Wayne: That's not required.
Miss. Heart: Wayne brought something else for us to eat.
Wayne: *Opens a bag of sausage* We're going to have a fine Italian cuisine.
Kevin: Quite similar to our hot dogs.
Wayne: I doubt you've had a sausage sandwich, sandwichi before.
Kevin: Actually, I have. They taste good with peppers, and nyanya sauce.
Wayne: Exactly what I brought along. I don't suppose wewe want to steal one from me.
Kevin: Liam and I are saving room for desert. Aren't we Liam?
Liam: *Holding graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows*
Kevin: wewe can steal as many of those as wewe wish.
Without saying another word, Wayne started warming up the sausages in a frying pan.
Liam: *With another stick, he holds his marshmallow above the fire*
Wayne: That's going to melt.
Liam: *Moves it away from the fire* wewe kidding? It's perfect.
Wayne: wewe moved it after I stopped talking.
Miss. Heart: Maybe it's best if wewe continue to stop talking.
Wayne: What are wewe saying?
Miss. Heart: I only came here to enjoy a nice pleasant evening with you, and you're ruining it kwa arguing with two friendly shapes that haven't done anything to wewe at all.
Wayne: wewe know something Miss. Heart? I've been dating wewe for three years now, and I was planning to have wewe marry me, but now wewe Lost your chance. *Walks away*
Miss. Heart: I'd rather marry an ape.
Wayne: *Shows Miss. moyo the middle finger*
Miss. Heart: Well, looks like our relationship has gone down the toilet.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Liam: We didn't want Wayne to break up with you.
Miss. Heart: wewe two did nothing wrong. I was planning on breaking up with him anyway. He only cares about himself.
Wayne: *Takes off in his car*
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Miss. Heart: *Looks at Wayne's sandwich* Looks like he left something behind.
Kevin: It seems that he does care about wewe after all.
All three of them laughed, and had a good evening.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 22, 2019
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Derek: *Looks at the remains of his car* Perhaps I'll get another chance when we return on January 23.
Liam: There's gonna be another host.
Derek: That doesn't mean I can't try to sell cars.
Liam: Happy holidays everyone. See wewe inayofuata month.
Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious
It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.
Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: wewe joined the army.
Kevin: You're gonna climb Mount Everest.
Parker: No, no, and no. I'm doing something zaidi important.
Liam: What's zaidi important than the army, and mountain climbing?
Parker: You'll see. *Walks into the arcade*
Kevin: Whatever's going on in his mind is making him very confident.
Liam: I'm a little scared.
Parker: *Playing Fast & Furious Super Cars*
Kevin: Exactly why are wewe scared?
Liam: I'm hoping that whatever he does is a figment of my imagination. I feel like he's finally going to be good at something.
Kevin glanced at the game Parker was playing.
Kevin: Well it's not Dig Dug, so I'm not worried. Neither should you.
Liam: Kevin, I actually have high scores on that game. If he really succeeds, I don't know what'll happen.
Kevin: Well, one thing's for sure, he's not normal. Perhaps he'll turn into a species from outer space, and turn everyone else into monsters.
Liam: *Chuckles*
Parker was using a red Camaro, and was in first place. Liam noticed this, and began to sweat.
Liz: *Walking over to Kevin, and Liam* Everything okay over here?
Kevin: I'm fine. What about wewe Liam?
Liam: Huh?
Parker: *Wins the race* YES!!
Everyone stared at Parker as he began overreacting.
Parker: I BEAT LIAM'S RECORD!!
Liam: Now you're going to see why I was scared.
Parker: *Runs over to Liam* Liam's a loser! Liam's a loser!
Liam: *Punches Parker*
Parker: Ow! Jealous much? *Walks back to the arcade* I'LL BEAT ALL OF YOUR RECORDS!
Kevin: Well, he definitely turned into a monster.
Liam: wewe were right about that. Now what do we do?
Kevin: We'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I got that business meeting in Clinton.
Liam: Okay. I'll call wewe later.
Kevin: We'll stop Parker. Don't worry about that.
Kevin and Liam were reunited at Kevin's house. They began to play Gran Turismo.
Liam: This is actually a bit tougher than F&F Super Cars.
Kevin: Which should also help wewe out a little bit. The controls in F&F Super Cars are zaidi simple, so getting wewe prepared against Parker will be easy.
Song: link
Later in the afternoon, Kevin and Liam returned to The Nut House
Kevin: Okay, let's race together and see what wewe got.
Liam: What about Parker?
Kevin: I got him distracted with something important outside.
Pause the song
Parker: *Looking at a tow truck trying to tow his car* Hey! This is a 1947 Packard! Why are wewe towing my Packard?!
Green Square: Read the note on the back window, and see for yourself.
Parker: *Goes to the back of his car, and reads the note* Dear Parker.
Green Square: *Drives the tow truck*
Parker: *Walking as he reads the note* Your car is being towed because it was illegally parked. Try to park between the white lines inayofuata time.
Green Square: *Turns left, and accelerates*
Parker: *Running while still trying to read the note* AND wewe WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN!!! Signed....*Stops running, and is standing in the middle of a road* A bila mpangilio police officer. *Gets hit kwa a Ford Bronco* Hey! What is the meaning of this?!
Yellow Circle: You're goin' all the way to Phillipsburg with me boy!
Resume the song, starting at 0:27
Liam: Well, good to know. Now let's get started. *Placing four quarters into the slot*
Kevin: *Puts his quarters in* Let's choose a track you're familiar with. *Selects Monaco*
Liam: This is my favorite. *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Kevin: I haven't played this in a while, but I'm going to pick a challenging car for wewe to overtake. *Chooses his Corvette* Are wewe ready?
Liam: Whenever wewe are.
Kevin: *Starts the race*
Liam: I'm feeling lucky.
Kevin: Okay. May the best shape win.
But once the race was over, Kevin got 1st place.
Liam: *Frozen in place as he falls onto the ground*
Kevin: I guess it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?
Liam: *Slowly nods*
Kevin: Well I got a free race, so if wewe want to try and beat me again, I'll give wewe zaidi quarters.
Liam: Sure. I got nothing to lose.
Song: link
The inayofuata day, Kevin and Liam were at The Nut House.
Parker: *Arrives* I'm back to beat zaidi of your records Liam!
Kevin: Are wewe ready?
Liam: I am.
Kevin: Go get him.
Liam: *Walks with Parker to the arcade*
As the two of them got the quarters into the game, everyone was watching, hoping that Liam would win.
Parker: *Goes to Detroit*
Liam: wewe should ask before selecting the track inayofuata time.
Parker: Shut up.
Liam: *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Parker: *Chooses a Dodge Viper*
David: *Drinking a root bia as he stands inayofuata to Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Wayne: *Walks in with Mrs. Heart* What's going on?
Kevin: Liam is about to get back at Parker.
Liam: *Next to Parker at the starting line*
Kevin: *Walks towards them to watch the race*
Wayne & Miss. Heart: *Following Kevin*
David: *Walks over with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liam: *Takes off with the other cars*
Parker: *In 5th place*
Liam: *Passes Parker, then enters 4th place*
Mack: *Walks into the Nut House, and heads towards the crowd*
Liam: *In 2nd Place*
Parker: *Catching up*
Liam: *Drives through a factory on fire, then lands on the left side of a freight train*
Parker: *Lands behind Liam, and pushes his car into the train*
Liam: *Using nitrous to pass him, then enter 1st place*
Parker: Ah! I don't have nitrous!
Kevin: He's got it!
David: Yes! Yes!
Liam: *Crosses the finish line*
Crowd: YES!!!!!!!!!!
The song fades away as everyone cheers for Liam. Parker was angry.
Parker: No fair! I want a rematch! *Puts his hand in his pocket* I don't have quarters!
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Sorry Parker, better luck inayofuata time.
Kevin: And it looks like wewe set a new record on this track.
Liam: I've never even been on this track before.
Kevin: Well done.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 8, 2019
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Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 18: Camping
At The Nut House, Kevin and Liam were making plans.
Liam: That's my inayopendelewa spot.
Kevin: Which is why I recommended it.
Wayne: *Walks in with Miss. Heart*
Kevin: Here come the upendo birds.
Wayne: What's up guys?
Liam: We're just planning a camping trip.
Miss. Heart: A camping trip? How lovely.
Wayne: *Annoyed* wewe say that about everything.
Kevin: Would wewe two like to jiunge us?
Wayne: Count me out.
Miss. Heart: Wayne doesn't like camping.
Kevin: Whatever for?
Wayne: It's boring.
Liam: It's not boring.
Kevin: I think you're only saying that because you're scared.
Liam: What's a few bug bites gonna do to you?
Wayne: I'm not falling for that trick. wewe three will not get me to go camping no matter what.
At Wayne's house.
Wayne: Fine. I'll do it.
Miss. Heart: That's the spirit.
Wayne: But if wewe ever threaten to break the flat screen again, that'll be the very last mistake wewe ever make.
Tinicum Park, Pennsylvania. Across the river from Frenchtown.
Wayne: *Driving his 1956 Bel-Air into the park*
Miss. Heart: I wonder where Kevin and Liam are.
Wayne: I hope we don't see them.
Miss. Heart: Come on Wayne, I think you're being too hard on them. What they did with me was three years ago.
Wayne: And I do not want them getting near wewe again. *Looks at a sign* 15. That's the spot we reserved. *Pulls into the parking space* Let's get everything unloaded.
Kevin arrived in his Silverado. He and Liam reserved a spot inayofuata to Wayne, and Miss. Heart.
Kevin: *Parks his truck* Let's go say hi to our friends.
Liam: I brought ear plugs in case he starts screaming.
Kevin: *Gets out with Liam*
Miss. Heart: Hi boys.
Wayne: Wha-You?!
Kevin: We only came to say hello.
Liam: There's no harm in that. Is there?
Miss. Heart: Of course not. That's very kind of you. Isn't it Wayne?
Wayne: Umm...sure.
Kevin: We have six hours until the sun sets. How about we go towards the canal and walk on the path.
Wayne: What for?
Liam: To get some exercise for a start.
Kevin: Plus we can enjoy each other's company.
Wayne: wewe two go ahead. I'm going to read a book. *Sits down on a bench*
Miss. Heart: Where's your book?
Wayne: In the car. Go get it for me.
Kevin: Suit yourself. *Walks away with Liam*
Miss. Heart: What is it with those two that make wewe tick?
Wayne: They want to steal wewe from me.
Miss. Heart: I'm not an object Wayne. I'm a living shape, just like you.
Wayne: I'd rather have Parker out here than those two.
The sun was setting. Liam and Kevin started a moto in their fireplace, and were preparing hot mbwa with s'mores.
Wayne: *Rubbing two sticks together*
Miss. Heart: Wayne, that never works.
Wayne: You're right. We should have brought your car instead. That thing's so unreliable it would've started a moto for us.
Miss. Heart: *Slaps Wayne* I'm asking Kevin if we can jiunge him. Go get our chakula and utensils.
Wayne was not happy, unlike the other three.
Liam: *Places several small sticks into the fire*
Miss. Heart: *Placing leaves in the fire*
Kevin: *Looks at Miss. Heart*
Miss. Heart: They burn better than wood.
Kevin: Perfect. I'd say these are ready.
Liam: Thanks Miss. Heart.
Kevin: *Moves the pan to the side of the fire*
Wayne: *Waiting behind Miss. Heart, and is in an agitated mood*
Miss. Heart: May we jiunge wewe for dinner?
Kevin: Sure. I can make another hot dog for the both of you.
Wayne: That's not required.
Miss. Heart: Wayne brought something else for us to eat.
Wayne: *Opens a bag of sausage* We're going to have a fine Italian cuisine.
Kevin: Quite similar to our hot dogs.
Wayne: I doubt you've had a sausage sandwich, sandwichi before.
Kevin: Actually, I have. They taste good with peppers, and nyanya sauce.
Wayne: Exactly what I brought along. I don't suppose wewe want to steal one from me.
Kevin: Liam and I are saving room for desert. Aren't we Liam?
Liam: *Holding graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows*
Kevin: wewe can steal as many of those as wewe wish.
Without saying another word, Wayne started warming up the sausages in a frying pan.
Liam: *With another stick, he holds his marshmallow above the fire*
Wayne: That's going to melt.
Liam: *Moves it away from the fire* wewe kidding? It's perfect.
Wayne: wewe moved it after I stopped talking.
Miss. Heart: Maybe it's best if wewe continue to stop talking.
Wayne: What are wewe saying?
Miss. Heart: I only came here to enjoy a nice pleasant evening with you, and you're ruining it kwa arguing with two friendly shapes that haven't done anything to wewe at all.
Wayne: wewe know something Miss. Heart? I've been dating wewe for three years now, and I was planning to have wewe marry me, but now wewe Lost your chance. *Walks away*
Miss. Heart: I'd rather marry an ape.
Wayne: *Shows Miss. moyo the middle finger*
Miss. Heart: Well, looks like our relationship has gone down the toilet.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Liam: We didn't want Wayne to break up with you.
Miss. Heart: wewe two did nothing wrong. I was planning on breaking up with him anyway. He only cares about himself.
Wayne: *Takes off in his car*
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Miss. Heart: *Looks at Wayne's sandwich* Looks like he left something behind.
Kevin: It seems that he does care about wewe after all.
All three of them laughed, and had a good evening.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 22, 2019
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Derek: *Looks at the remains of his car* Perhaps I'll get another chance when we return on January 23.
Liam: There's gonna be another host.
Derek: That doesn't mean I can't try to sell cars.
Liam: Happy holidays everyone. See wewe inayofuata month.
