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1. Throw whatever training wewe have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's mashabiki sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let wewe imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got wewe so delirious Kiss wewe through the phone, while I lick wewe just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and wewe can be my Shasha Fierce Baby wewe so sexy, I upendo the way them jeans fit Put wewe on my team list, Call wewe miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if wewe don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got wewe phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are wewe for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but wewe remain Your eyes starin back...