Here are the juu five Stanley Quotes

Stanley Hudson - "I wake up every morning in a kitanda that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel Day…"

Stanley Hudson - "That little girl is a child! I don’t want to see wewe sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do wewe understand? Boy have wewe Lost your mind? Cuz I’ll help wewe find it! Whatchoo looking for? Ain’t nobody out there can help you! Jesus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help wewe if you...