This is inspired kwa the wewe Know You’re Obsessed When game.

wewe know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...

1)    You stalk RR.
2)    You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3)    You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4)    You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5)    You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6)    You scream like a banshee when wewe meet him.
7)    Then wewe faint.
8)    Then wewe gain consciousness.
9)    Then wewe faint again when wewe find out that RR left because he was too busy uandishi his books.
10)    Then wewe gain consciousness again.
11)    You constantly talk about RR to your Marafiki about how great his vitabu are and how wewe met him.
12)    You jumped off a bridge when wewe saw RR sailing on a mashua below you.
13)    You tried to swim over to the boat.
14)    You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15)    You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.

wewe know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...

1)    You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2)    If wewe succeeded, wewe named the pegasus Blackjack.
3)    Then wewe tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4)    You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5)    You curse PJO/HoO style.
6)    You have your very own ancient Greek au Roman weapon.
7)    You panic when wewe see a matunda stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8)    You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9)    You believe in gods.
10)    You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, au the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11)    You injured your teacher because wewe thought he/she was a monster.
12)    You flip your coin every sekunde wewe get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13)    You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend wewe a BMW.
14)    You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15)    You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so wewe looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.

The Ultimate Sign That You're A shabiki To Both Of Them...

- You're here right now on fanpop kusoma this at the Heroes of Olympus club.

So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.