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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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link Review kwa Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...
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Angela Martin is pretty much my inayopendelewa character. As a die-hard Office shabiki I upendo every single character but Angela comes out on top. I know a lot of wewe are big mashabiki of Jim, Dwight, and the other "main characters" of the show. So, I am just going to onyesha some reasons why Angela is awesome.

She is one of those that wewe would just hate if wewe actually knew her.
Okay, this is my worst reason but it works. Obviously, many of the Office characters are
like this. But that's what make those characters hilarious. If I knew an Angela I would probably not be uandishi why she was awesome. So, yeah...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, kwa my family, kwa my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to au understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I alisema and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to onyesha my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing au two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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ON THE COVER: Amy Ryan
November 2, 2008

In this week’s Page Six Magazine – Amy Ryan talks about what it takes to be famous and how a guest stint on The Office may be just what the actress needs to catapult her to stardom – and allow her to live happily ever after.

On her role in The Office:
“I think it’s one of the funniest shows on TV. I felt so lucky to go [to work and] laugh my head off. I’ve been guaranteed to screw up at least three takes a day, ruining my makeup in the process kwa crying with laughter – that’s now funny the cast is.”

On being ready for the spotlight:
“I...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy makala as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the onyesha (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope wewe enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After kusoma ANOTHER makala that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. wewe can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank wewe and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
I know this writer's strike is devastating to most mashabiki of The Office as it means that production for the 4th season has been shut down, but it is important that the writers of such an amazing onyesha are fairly compensated for their talent.

NBC has episodes of The Office on their website for free (but with ads) and on DVD. However, the writers aren't paid for these massive sales.

Most of wewe are probably vowing to never buy another DVD au watch another free episode, and that does help, but what I think we should all do is write in to the people who are keeping us from watching one of the best shows...
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posted by powerhour
Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power saa video. What is a power saa wewe may ask? It's 60 shots of bia in an hour. For a video power saa such as this, there are 60 one dakika clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind wewe to drink the shot of beer. kwa the end, wewe should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full wewe fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with bia and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If wewe don't know how to use bittorrent, Google it. If wewe do, please proceed to my site to find the viungo to download. Don't forget to seed please!


www.happypowerhouring.com


From one shabiki to another, hope wewe enjoy.
 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a orodha of websites where wewe can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has ilitumwa their screencaps in a form where wewe can view all of the nyara without downloading (see image on right), but if wewe want to save an image, wewe must do so one kwa one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and wewe can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if wewe are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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 Dwight, my inayopendelewa character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in televisheni (if not the funniest) I decided to make a juu 10 of my inayopendelewa characters. kwa the way this is from 1 being my inayopendelewa and 10 being my least inayopendelewa of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is uchungu, chungu enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still upendo how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity siku episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your kusoma pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real tarehe since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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Update: Some of wewe may have missed it, but the winners of the contest were ilitumwa last week in the comments. They are:
Haiku Category: moradik1
Limerick Category: WorshipDwight
All-Around Office Poet: Temptasia
(we were able to offer a 3rd prize!)

Details of the winners are found below in the maoni section.

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Hey all wewe Office fans. With the release of the Season 3 DVD set and the coming one-hour premiere of Season 4 on link, we thought it would be fun to hold a little contest. What better way to celebrate the witty, profound...
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posted by yoyoder
So, I know all wewe guys know all this stuff but I had to write a paper in English about something bila mpangilio and I was like The Office! So I'm just putting this up here for fun and this spot is going pretty slow and all the makala are old anyway.

The Office is a mockumentary, which means it acts like a documentary with the cameramen being a real presence in the show, but the episodes are still scripted and have actors. It focuses on the company Dunder Mifflin that sells paper, and zaidi specifically on the workers at the Scranton branch. One of the reasons The Office is so great is how wewe could...
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posted by sandyboard93
On the foramu I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a mwaka before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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My inayopendelewa character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim au knows a Jim and if wewe haven't met him yet I hope wewe do soon! I've listed my juu ten inayopendelewa Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. wewe know the ones! John does them so well and I upendo them because it makes wewe feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...
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Looking back, some of these old clips on 'The Office', were probably a big refresher. It didn't help that I not too recently watched those very same clips, but it was good to view some of the Season One office people and how some matured, while others became zaidi childish over the seasons. The funny thing is, there was a similar video on 'YouTube' which quoted their Ten Reasons To Watch The Office, so another reason could be that even if wewe missed a maarufu clip, wewe could watch it again on this reminiscent episode of 'The Banker'.

If I were to be realistic, I know of other series that have...
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This was actually a good comeback from the last episode dealing with clips. It's almost as if they took some time to make a good come back, and it was an enjoyable 'The Office', with the bonus of development plots.

It's good that Jim and Pam are searching for the right daycare for their child, it shows proactive behavior on their part and it actually opens us up as an audience to embrace a new member to the cast of 'The Office'. How would that turn out though, can anyone think it up; my guess is constant visits from Michael and some kind of protective wear for the child. Definitely no 'bring...
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