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posted by ThatDamnLlama

Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...

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Why Jim Halpert is the Best Character on The Office

posted by jenniferm

My inayopendelewa character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim au knows a Jim and if wewe haven't met him yet I hope wewe do soon! I've listed my juu ten inayopendelewa Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. wewe know the ones! John does them so well and I upendo them because it makes wewe feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...

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The Diary of a Cameraman - The Chair Model

posted by chel1395

Summary: This is a diary entry written from the point-of-view of one of the cameramen. Despite the fact that he is always in the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we never get to hear from him...until now. There are two entries, both pertaining to scenes from The Chair Model episode. There are no pictures because I wanted to preserve the feeling that wewe are kusoma a diary. Plus, I'm lazy.

DIARY ENTRY (date unknown):
10:30 a.m. -- Once again, I find myself with plenty of free time on my hands. For the last thirty minutes, Michael has been staring at a page in a catalog. Pam gave the catalog...

The Office: Season 6 Episode 14 'The Banker' Review

posted by lexabuti

Looking back, some of these old clips on 'The Office', were probably a big refresher. It didn't help that I not too recently watched those very same clips, but it was good to view some of the Season One office people and how some matured, while others became zaidi childish over the seasons. The funny thing is, there was a similar video on 'YouTube' which quoted their Ten Reasons To Watch The Office, so another reason could be that even if wewe missed a maarufu clip, wewe could watch it again on this reminiscent episode of 'The Banker'.

If I were to be realistic, I know of other series that have...

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The Office - Screencap Resources

posted by chel1395

Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene

The following is a orodha of websites where wewe can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has ilitumwa their screencaps in a form where wewe can view all of the nyara without downloading (see image on right), but if wewe want to save an image, wewe must do so one kwa one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and wewe can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if wewe are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...

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A Brief History of the Schrute Family

posted by chel1395

This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...

Dwight Schrute - zaidi Than Meets the Eye

posted by Vixie79

I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, kwa my family, kwa my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to au understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I alisema and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to onyesha my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing au two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...

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Why the world needs people like ANGELA

posted by greekthegeek

Okay, so most people typicaly hate mean,snotty,rude,bossy people. So, Angela, from the office, is one of those people. So really, in the real world, most people hate those kinds of people like Angela.

BUT, we need people like her . Is that a shocker to you?

People like Angela, tell it like it is. And have 100% truth in their words. Your Marafiki and family will always give wewe a positive side, but Angela will always tell the honest answer.

Also, they can tell when things are whoreish au not :). I mean really! If wewe wear orange, people will think that wewe look whoreish (maybe) so people like Angela...

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The Office: Power saa

posted by powerhour

Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power saa video. What is a power saa wewe may ask? It's 60 shots of bia in an hour. For a video power saa such as this, there are 60 one dakika clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind wewe to drink the shot of beer. kwa the end, wewe should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full wewe fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with bia and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If wewe don't know how to use bittorrent, Google it. If wewe do, please proceed to my site to find the viungo to download. Don't forget to seed please!

www.happypowerhouring.com

From one shabiki to another, hope wewe enjoy.

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Kevin's Fiancee Does Exist

posted by chel1395

Trish Gates

After kusoma ANOTHER makala that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. wewe can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank wewe and good night :)

Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding

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NBC Green Week: The Office Does Green Right

posted by chel1395

NBC's Green Week Logo

When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives wewe plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...

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WANTED: Middle aged black man with sass!

posted by 75Claudia

Hi all,

Branch Wars was such a fun episode that I find myself having to write about it!

Whats not to like?

There is a finner things club happening in the break room and staff poaching! Not enough? Ok, bring on a sabotage attempt for Utica kwa Curly (Jim) Larry ( Michael) and Moe ( Dwight). Oh and the return of Karen.!

Between the constant giggles I did feel a little for Jim having to face Karen. Like most people after a nasty break up its always a goal to avoid your ex like the plague.

Jim: I can't believe wewe guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

No such luck for Jim - I bet...

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My juu 10 inayopendelewa Office Characters

posted by goalstopper

Dwight, my favorite character

As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in televisheni (if not the funniest) I decided to make a juu 10 of my inayopendelewa characters. kwa the way this is from 1 being my inayopendelewa and 10 being my least inayopendelewa of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is uchungu, chungu enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still upendo how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...

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shabiki FICTION -- "Dating, Michael Scott Style"

posted by chel1395

Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your kusoma pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real tarehe since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...

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Dwight K. Schrute: An American Hero

posted by jamislife

Dwight. A name full of bravery and wonder.

Kurt. A name that means business.

Schrute. A name that produces very thirsty babies.

Fact: These names together make an american hero.

Work Life: For a man as young as he is, Dwight has accomplished zaidi in life than many co-workers his age. First off, Dwight makes it known that he is the juu salesman in the company. this didn't come easy, it took a lot of persistence and hard work. and with hard work comes rewards. Dwight may be a salesman, but he is also assistant regional manager. (He was assistant to the regional manager, but was promoted when he was...

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The Diary of a Cameraman - chajio, chakula cha jioni Party

posted by chel1395

Summary: This is a diary entry written from the point-of-view of one of the cameramen. Despite the fact that he is always in the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we never get to hear from him...until now. This entry is dated the siku of Michael and Jan's chajio, chakula cha jioni party. There are no pictures because I wanted to preserve the feeling that wewe are kusoma a diary. Plus, I'm lazy.

DIARY ENTRY FOR APRIL 10, 2008:
It’s about 11:30 at night and Joe and I are parked outside Schrute Farms, watching as Dwight and Michael go into the farmhouse. Dwight’s cousin, Mose, is peeking out of the ghalani at us....

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The Office Olympics (Fanpop-Style): Poetry "Biathalon"

posted by papa

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Update: Some of wewe may have missed it, but the winners of the contest were ilitumwa last week in the comments. They are:
Haiku Category: moradik1
Limerick Category: WorshipDwight
All-Around Office Poet: Temptasia
(we were able to offer a 3rd prize!)

Details of the winners are found below in the maoni section.
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Hey all wewe Office fans. With the release of the Season 3 DVD set and the coming one-hour premiere of Season 4 on link, we thought it would be fun to hold a little contest. What better way to celebrate the witty, profound...

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Pam Over the Years

posted by jameswilson

This isn't a wordy makala as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the onyesha (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope wewe enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!

"Pilot" 1x01

"The Dundies" 2x01

"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01

"Fun Run" 4x01

"Weight Loss" 5x01

"Gossip" 6x01

"Nepotism" 7x01

"The List" 8x01

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Lyrics to Dwight's Canada Song

posted by Vixie79

There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
wewe should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If wewe want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if wewe want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.

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The Office: Season 6 Episode 15 'Sabre' Review

posted by lexabuti

This was actually a good comeback from the last episode dealing with clips. It's almost as if they took some time to make a good come back, and it was an enjoyable 'The Office', with the bonus of development plots.

It's good that Jim and Pam are searching for the right daycare for their child, it shows proactive behavior on their part and it actually opens us up as an audience to embrace a new member to the cast of 'The Office'. How would that turn out though, can anyone think it up; my guess is constant visits from Michael and some kind of protective wear for the child. Definitely no 'bring...