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posted by chel1395

This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...

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Kevin's Fiancee Does Exist

posted by chel1395

Trish Gates

After kusoma ANOTHER makala that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. wewe can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank wewe and good night :)

Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding

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My juu 10 inayopendelewa Office Characters

posted by goalstopper

Dwight, my favorite character

As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in televisheni (if not the funniest) I decided to make a juu 10 of my inayopendelewa characters. kwa the way this is from 1 being my inayopendelewa and 10 being my least inayopendelewa of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is uchungu, chungu enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still upendo how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...

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John vs James

posted by sandyboard93

On the foramu I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a mwaka before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...

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Dwight Schrute nukuu

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...

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Pam Over the Years

posted by jameswilson

This isn't a wordy makala as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the onyesha (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope wewe enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!

"Pilot" 1x01

"The Dundies" 2x01

"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01

"Fun Run" 4x01

"Weight Loss" 5x01

"Gossip" 6x01

"Nepotism" 7x01

"The List" 8x01

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shabiki FICTION -- "Dating, Michael Scott Style"

posted by chel1395

Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your kusoma pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real tarehe since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...

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NBC Green Week: The Office Does Green Right

posted by chel1395

NBC's Green Week Logo

When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives wewe plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...

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Why Jim Halpert is the Best Character on The Office

posted by jenniferm

My inayopendelewa character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim au knows a Jim and if wewe haven't met him yet I hope wewe do soon! I've listed my juu ten inayopendelewa Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. wewe know the ones! John does them so well and I upendo them because it makes wewe feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...

Dwight Schrute - zaidi Than Meets the Eye

posted by Vixie79

I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, kwa my family, kwa my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to au understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I alisema and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to onyesha my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing au two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...

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The Office: Season 6 Episode 15 'Sabre' Review

posted by lexabuti

This was actually a good comeback from the last episode dealing with clips. It's almost as if they took some time to make a good come back, and it was an enjoyable 'The Office', with the bonus of development plots.

It's good that Jim and Pam are searching for the right daycare for their child, it shows proactive behavior on their part and it actually opens us up as an audience to embrace a new member to the cast of 'The Office'. How would that turn out though, can anyone think it up; my guess is constant visits from Michael and some kind of protective wear for the child. Definitely no 'bring...

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Poor Toby: Cursed kwa Overzealous Writing?

posted by theraconteur

Some may disagree with this, but I hate the way Toby was written off the show. Since the last half of the third season, the writers have made Toby zaidi pathetic, desperate and creepy in each episode. I know Paul Lieberstein is a producer and writer for the show, so I may be off base. Even if Paul did want to stay behind the scenes, I think he could have been phased out with zaidi finesse.
In season two, Toby gradually got zaidi screen time. He was always my inayopendelewa minor character, along with Darryl, because they were voices of reason against Michael's crazy antics. I never thought Toby seemed...

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Fandom FUNTIVITY!

posted by 75Claudia

I have an activity in mind that I think wewe will all enjoy (TWSS) ... oh yes I am going to keep it up all week ( TWHS)

lol

I am in the midst of making a super cool Office Fandom Vid and I need your help!

I would like to invite wewe all to jiunge the fun.

To participate all wewe need to do is send me through a Youtube link au barua pepe me at claudia.bianchi@carter-spencer.com with movie file.

The clip wewe send me should have wewe quoting your fave That's what SHE alisema line!!

Be sure to complete the phrase with the famous That's what SHE said!

I will then mash the clips together with a little movie magic.

So...

The Office: Season 6 Episode 14 'The Banker' Review

posted by lexabuti

Looking back, some of these old clips on 'The Office', were probably a big refresher. It didn't help that I not too recently watched those very same clips, but it was good to view some of the Season One office people and how some matured, while others became zaidi childish over the seasons. The funny thing is, there was a similar video on 'YouTube' which quoted their Ten Reasons To Watch The Office, so another reason could be that even if wewe missed a maarufu clip, wewe could watch it again on this reminiscent episode of 'The Banker'.

If I were to be realistic, I know of other series that have...

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The Writer's Strike: How One Little Strike Can Hurt So Many

posted by chel1395

Strikers outside Paramount

Picket signs. Giant cups of coffee. Sore feet. Emotionally charged people who are willing to put everyone on the line for what they believe in. Those are the makings of any good strike. Unfortunately, the current strike of the Writer’s Guild has one other ingredient that most strikes don’t have…heartbroken fans. It might not be considered normal to be psychically and emotionally affected kwa the writer’s strike, but I can attest to the fact that it is possible. Since learning of what the strike means for my inayopendelewa televisheni shows, I have been conflicted with emotions of pride, grief,...

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Lyrics to Dwight's Canada Song

posted by Vixie79

There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
wewe should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If wewe want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if wewe want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.

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The Office - Screencap Resources

posted by chel1395

Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene

The following is a orodha of websites where wewe can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has ilitumwa their screencaps in a form where wewe can view all of the nyara without downloading (see image on right), but if wewe want to save an image, wewe must do so one kwa one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and wewe can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if wewe are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...

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Kinda sorta an okay afterbirth

posted by 75Claudia

Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to chajio, chakula cha jioni at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting zaidi because it was so long since the last episode au because it was such a...

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juu 5 Reasons to upendo Andy Bernard!

posted by krazykray

Here are the juu 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on zaidi than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What zaidi could wewe want? My personal inayopendelewa song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people kwa slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone au anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.

Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??

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WANTED: Middle aged black man with sass!

posted by 75Claudia

Hi all,

Branch Wars was such a fun episode that I find myself having to write about it!

Whats not to like?

There is a finner things club happening in the break room and staff poaching! Not enough? Ok, bring on a sabotage attempt for Utica kwa Curly (Jim) Larry ( Michael) and Moe ( Dwight). Oh and the return of Karen.!

Between the constant giggles I did feel a little for Jim having to face Karen. Like most people after a nasty break up its always a goal to avoid your ex like the plague.

Jim: I can't believe wewe guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

No such luck for Jim - I bet...