He's rude, has no respect for adults, and makes his sister's life hell. But maybe Bart's not as
bad as wewe think...
1) He loves his sister
Bart once took the blame for Lisa when she aliiba the teachers' handbooks -- just so she wouldn't ruin her school career. And when Bart got $500 in a court settlement, he used the money to buy a rare blues record for Lisa. And remember the time he alisema sorry to Lisa after making her cry at Thanksgiving? Aaaaah.
2) He's an animal lover
Bart went without chakula to help pay for Santa's Little Helper's operation, and also rescued his mtoto wa mbwa when Mr Burns tried to make a fur, manyoya kanzu, koti out of them. Plus, he once looked after some eggs until they hatched, took care of his pet tembo Stampy, and helped Lisa save snakes on Snake Whacking Day.
3) He's a great songwriter
"Do the Bartman" was a chart-topping hit. But don't forget his other great tunes: "Lisa, It's Your Birthday" with Michael Jackson and "Jingle Bells" (`...Batman smells, Robin laid an egg'). And "Beans" will always be a classroom favourite: `Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the zaidi wewe eat, the zaidi wewe toot!'
4) He doesn't always fail in class
In an astronomy project, Bart actually discovered a comet and had it named after him! He even came first in a science fair once, for proving that hamsters can fly planes. And don't forget the time Bart managed to get a D-minus in history -- the ripoti is still stuck on the Simpsons' fridge door!
5) He's a good member of the community
He stood up for the right of Springfield kids when he took on Nelson the bully. He led the mission to get the town's stolen lemon, limau mti back from Shelbyville. He also stopped Sideshow Bob from blowing up the entire town with a nuclear bomb. Now there's a good citizen!
6) He'll do anything for a friend
Even though Milhouse is a nerd, Bart has always stood kwa him. Remember the time he helped Milhouse when he was in the film of the "Radioactive Man" cartoon? And of course, Bart has always been there for his buddy Krusty the Clown. He reuinted Krusty with his father (aaah!) and helped get his onyesha back on air after it was cancelled.
7) He's good with the ladies
Remember that time when he pretended to be Gordie Howe and wrote upendo letters to Mrs Krabappel? His way with words was so romantic, he managed to fool his own teacher! But he's not in any rush to get a proper girlfriend, thank goodness!
8) He's girly
Did wewe know Bart's an expert ballet dancer? And that he gave Lisa modelling tips when she entered the Springfield Beauty Pageant? And that he is a brilliant babysitter for Maggie? Who would have thought? Not us, for sure!
9) He's a great filmmaker
When Springfield had a film festival, Bart's film called "The Eternal Struggle" showed Homer trying to get into a pair of too-small trousers. Not only that, he also filmed an alien in the woods and had it shown on the news, although the alien later turned out to be Mr Burns - D'oh!
10) He's clued up
Bart once took a stand against smacking and hitting children when he refused to be booted up the bum kwa the Prime Minister of Australia! And he put the legal system to the test when he went to court to prove a man was lying about being attacked in a restaurant -- even though it meant he had to admit to bunking off school. See, he's not so bad after all!
bad as wewe think...
1) He loves his sister
Bart once took the blame for Lisa when she aliiba the teachers' handbooks -- just so she wouldn't ruin her school career. And when Bart got $500 in a court settlement, he used the money to buy a rare blues record for Lisa. And remember the time he alisema sorry to Lisa after making her cry at Thanksgiving? Aaaaah.
2) He's an animal lover
Bart went without chakula to help pay for Santa's Little Helper's operation, and also rescued his mtoto wa mbwa when Mr Burns tried to make a fur, manyoya kanzu, koti out of them. Plus, he once looked after some eggs until they hatched, took care of his pet tembo Stampy, and helped Lisa save snakes on Snake Whacking Day.
3) He's a great songwriter
"Do the Bartman" was a chart-topping hit. But don't forget his other great tunes: "Lisa, It's Your Birthday" with Michael Jackson and "Jingle Bells" (`...Batman smells, Robin laid an egg'). And "Beans" will always be a classroom favourite: `Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the zaidi wewe eat, the zaidi wewe toot!'
4) He doesn't always fail in class
In an astronomy project, Bart actually discovered a comet and had it named after him! He even came first in a science fair once, for proving that hamsters can fly planes. And don't forget the time Bart managed to get a D-minus in history -- the ripoti is still stuck on the Simpsons' fridge door!
5) He's a good member of the community
He stood up for the right of Springfield kids when he took on Nelson the bully. He led the mission to get the town's stolen lemon, limau mti back from Shelbyville. He also stopped Sideshow Bob from blowing up the entire town with a nuclear bomb. Now there's a good citizen!
6) He'll do anything for a friend
Even though Milhouse is a nerd, Bart has always stood kwa him. Remember the time he helped Milhouse when he was in the film of the "Radioactive Man" cartoon? And of course, Bart has always been there for his buddy Krusty the Clown. He reuinted Krusty with his father (aaah!) and helped get his onyesha back on air after it was cancelled.
7) He's good with the ladies
Remember that time when he pretended to be Gordie Howe and wrote upendo letters to Mrs Krabappel? His way with words was so romantic, he managed to fool his own teacher! But he's not in any rush to get a proper girlfriend, thank goodness!
8) He's girly
Did wewe know Bart's an expert ballet dancer? And that he gave Lisa modelling tips when she entered the Springfield Beauty Pageant? And that he is a brilliant babysitter for Maggie? Who would have thought? Not us, for sure!
9) He's a great filmmaker
When Springfield had a film festival, Bart's film called "The Eternal Struggle" showed Homer trying to get into a pair of too-small trousers. Not only that, he also filmed an alien in the woods and had it shown on the news, although the alien later turned out to be Mr Burns - D'oh!
10) He's clued up
Bart once took a stand against smacking and hitting children when he refused to be booted up the bum kwa the Prime Minister of Australia! And he put the legal system to the test when he went to court to prove a man was lying about being attacked in a restaurant -- even though it meant he had to admit to bunking off school. See, he's not so bad after all!
Mr. Burns:
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly kubeba underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast au two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that au skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur, manyoya tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts:
Kill two for matching clogs.
Mr. Burns:
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't wewe see my vest!
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly kubeba underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast au two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that au skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur, manyoya tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts:
Kill two for matching clogs.
Mr. Burns:
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't wewe see my vest!