Maonyesho ya Televisheni ya Vampire Diaries Article: ☆10 ways to annoy Damon Salvatore☆

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posted by JBDisneyDemi

1)Put vervain into the water supply of Mystic Falls,so that when people drink it and he bites someone,he'll become weak
2)Each and every time he asks wewe a question,say "that's for me to know and for wewe to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill wewe because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do wewe know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time wewe see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should onyesha wewe how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls

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The Host Chapter 17 The Party (4/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Jeremy was standing in front of Bonnies house. Caroline had told him about the party tonight and he planned on offering to escort Bonnie to it. Part of him alisema ‘Screw her, dude. She dumped wewe to hook up with Damon Salvatore, the dick that killed you’, but another, much louder part said: ‘You still upendo her and despite what she’s done wewe want to give her another chance. She would do the same for you’
But after knocking several times he understood his ex wasn’t home. He considered going back home, then figured it wouldn’t hurt if he just waited inside. And so he opened the door...

The Host Chapter 17 The Party (2/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Matt banged on the door and Tyler stumbled out of bed.
“I’m coming!” he shouted. He walked to the front door and as soon as he opened he saw a fist aiming for his face. The inayofuata moment he lay on the ground, Matt standing over him.
“What the hell?” Tyler muttered, touching his nose.
“Stay away from Caroline” Matt alisema threatening.
“What the hell are wewe talking about?” Tyler alisema as he scribbled up and his nose was healing.
“She told me wewe were with her” Matt alisema shaking.
“Where?...Oh” Tyler started to understand. “Look, Matt, it’s not what wewe think. It’s not...

The Host Chapter 16 Like Fugitives (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Stefan ran into the hospital, Katherine in his arms. “Somebody help me! My girlfriend’s sick”
A doctor came running, while a nurse followed him with a stretcher. Stefan lay her down on it. “What happened?” the doctor said, while he rode the stretcher to an examination room. “She OD’d on some pills” “Do wewe know what pills? What kind?” the doctor continued. “Sleeping pills” Stefan hastily said. “I didn’t catch the name, though” He looked at the doctor. “She’ll be okay, right?”
“We’ll empty her stomach, but it’s important for us to know what pills she...

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (3/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena opened her eyes and sat up. One thing was certain. This was not her room. Neither was it Damon’s. A picture of her and Stefan told her this was Stefan’s room. She got up and regretted it the moment she stood on her feet. Her head bounced, everything was blurry and she got so dizzy she had to sit down again. And on juu of that her stomach was twisting around. Then she remembered the state she was in. This was just one of the symptoms…Wait, Caroline didn’t say anything about feeling nauseous.
“Hey, I cleaned your sheets” Damon alisema in the doorway. He noticed Elena’s pale face....

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Kelsey’s body dropped on the floor and Damon appeared with her moyo in his hand.
“You killed her” Stefan said.
“You’re welcome” Damon said.
“You shouldn’t have done that” Stefan said. “I deserved to die”
“You’re welcome” Damon repeated now pissed. Stefan’s ingratitude annoyed him immense. His ripper mood didn’t appeal to Damon, not anymore. But neither did he have to go back to his holier than the pope days.
“You always do this. wewe face a problem wewe can’t handle and so wewe eliminate the problem” Stefan said.
Damon lifted up the body and threw it over his...

The Host Chapter 14 Natural (2/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

After Damon had made that awkward phone call, he was the one being called. “Miss me already?” he said, thinking it was Caroline.
“Are wewe okay?” Alaric asked. Without awaiting an answer he continued. “How good are wewe with cars?”
“I can drive them quite well” Damon bragged.
“Yeah, I know, but not’s not what I meant” Ric said. “Remember I spent the night in prison?”
“Well, since I’m planning on telling the inayofuata generation of Saltzmans I couldn’t possibly forget” Damon smirked.
“I had to leave my car there, on the street” Alaric said. “And a tow truck brought...

The Host Chapter 13 Three Years zamani (8/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

She slammed the door open and went straight to the kitchen. Rachel looked up both shocked and excited. She wanted to walk to her, but Kelsey raised her hand. “Don’t come any closer” she said. “I just spent the most horrible and painful night of my life and I want to know why”
“Honey, I only know the big lines. I can’t tell wewe much” Rachel said. “Your father is coming nyumbani soon and he’ll be furious if he knows you’re here”
“Dad doesn’t have any right to be furious” Kelsey snapped. “He lied to me. He’s been keeping secrets from me”
“I know and I can’t make...

The Host Chapter 12 Just the Two of Us (7/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Kelsey watched how Stefan and Katherine took off from behind a tree. It had been this close before she got busted. She came from behind her mti and walked further into the woods in the direction of the hotel Klaus had kept his prisoners. At first sight the place seemed to be deserted. She entered the hotel and covered her mouth. The bodies were lying there for a little longer than a mwezi now.
“You get used to it”
Kelsey startled. She recognized Klaus’ voice.
“Don’t be rude” Klaus said. “Turn around. I can’t compel you, so I’ll have to trust on your manners”
Kelsey slowly...

The Host Chapter 12 Just the Two of Us (4/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

A cold wind teased Kelsey’s naked body and she shivered. She slowly opened her eyes and looked around. There was nothing but leaves. Kelsey searched the ground with her hands and they touched something cold and solid. She slowly and fearful rotated her head. When she saw her sister’s body she gasped and covered her mouth. “Oh my God” she started crying as she crawled to Amber. “Amber, wake up. Please, honey, wake up” But Ambers eyes remained closed. “I’m so sorry, Amber. This is all my fault” she sobbed.
“Hey, wewe didn’t do all of it. I kicked some punda too”
Kelsey looked...

The Host Chapter 12 Just the Two of Us (2/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Stefan looked up when he heard the door open. Damon and Katherine entered, but they were alone. “Where’s Elena”? Stefan asked, looking over Katherine and Damon’s head.
“She’s in the car with Caroline…and Bonnie” Katherine added grumpy. Stefan looked outside to see the car.
“The car that’s still on the road” Damon cleared up.
“Ah” Stefan said.
“Where did that treacherous bitch, kahaba go?” Katherine tried to be neutral.
“You mean Amber?” Stefan said. “I don’t know. I thought she was right behind me, but I only turned around when I was here and kwa that time she was gone”...

The Host Chapter 11 A Clear View (9/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena was tied onto a pillar in the center of the parking lot. Damon could see her from where he was standing. He could also see how mtu-bweha and Wanyonya damu were lurking from the dark. With the chance of being his moyo ripped out he speeded to Elena who was still unconscious. He carefully tapped her face, to wake her. She slowly opened her eyes and when she realized it was Damon who had come to her rescue a little smile appeared on her face. “I knew you’d come” she alisema weak.
“Ssh” Damon said. “Don’t speak. I’ll get wewe safe”
“These ropes are really tight. It hurts” Elena...

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Character rating Rose

posted by loveXheart

Wow! Do I remeber the shabiki reaction to her and one word to sum that up is NEGATIVE. Which I could see why with her constant running and making Delena mashabiki mad about her hook up with Damon. But who isn't running on this onyesha anymore?

I have to say that this character in MY OPINION had a lot of potential and I'm sad that the writers just made her another throw away character that they tended to do a lot in the sekunde season. But anyway I did start to like her in the last couple episodes she was in, especially 2x12.

The uigizaji was incredible and I have to admit she was sexy in a punkish way and a...

The Host Chapter 10 The Birthday (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

One week later…

Sunray illuminated Elena’s face. She was awake, but didn’t want to get out of kitanda yet. The past week had been quite hectic. After Stefan and Damon had brought her nyumbani from the hamburger place Damon had returned and taken care of tattoo-guy. au that was what he had planned to. However, when he got back he told Stefan and Elena that there was good news and bad news.
“The good news is that he’s not dead. Yay you, Elena” Damon alisema throwing his fists in the air. “The bad news is that he’s probably a vampire and he’s gone” That was a bummer. He assured Elena he...

The Host Chapter 9 Not What It Seems (10/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“I think we should go” Damon said, looking at the clock. It was eleven p.m. “Okay, I’ll just go refresh myself and then we can leave” Elena said. She got up and walked to a red door inayofuata to the desk. To get there she had to pass the meza, jedwali were tattoo-guy and companions were still sitting. She felt her moyo beating faster and she got sweaty palms. But they didn’t look up and she reached the bathroom without a problem. When she closed the door behind her she dared to breathe again. There were two doors opposite of each other. One alisema men, the other women. She opened the women’s...

The Host Chapter 8 The Evil Enchantress (9/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Stefan’s eyes glided from Elena’s juu to her naked legs. “You really had nothing else to wear?” he asked doubtful. Elena frowned her eyebrows and pouted. “What’s wrong with this?” she asked, looking at her clothes.
“Nothing” Stefan waved his hand. “It’s fine. wewe look great, Elena”
“Are wewe angry with me?” Elena asked careful.
“No, I’m not angry” Stefan alisema annoyed.
“Yes, wewe are” Elena alisema upset. She crossed her arms and pressed the door bell, refusing to look at Stefan.
Stefan walked inayofuata to her. “Elena, come on, don’t… be like this, okay? Look,...

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The Host Chapter 7 The Hunt (7/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Katherine stared at him like it was the first time she saw him. Damon walked passed her and entered the Boarding House. “Nice to see wewe too, kwa the way” he alisema to a speechless Katherine. “I heard Bonnie brought my stuff back here” Katherine nodded, then realized Damon didn’t see her since he was standing with his back to her and mumbled: “Yeah, she did” She gathered herself together and walked towards Damon and stopped right in front of him. “Why are wewe here?” she asked suspicious. “I mean, not that wewe can’t, this is your house, but are wewe allowed to be here? Does...

The Host Chapter 7 The Hunt (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Amber looked outside her window. The house was surrounded kwa police cars and a police officer held a loudhailer in his hand. She automatically covered her hands when he shouted: “Amber Lindy! You’re surrounded, there’s no way wewe can escape! Walk outside with your hands behind your head!”
Yeah, sure, I’ll surrender for something I didn’t do, Amber thought while she put her finger in her ears. They ringed. She would’ve heard him perfectly fine without the speaker, but of course they couldn’t know that.
Amber took out her phone and dialed a number. It took a while before she reached...

The Host Chapter 6 The Letter (4/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“You should go see a doctor”
Elena and Damon were sitting at the jikoni meza, jedwali with the first aid kit in the center. Elena had tried to bandage Damon’s finger, but the bandage didn’t want to cooperate.
“I can’t go to a doctor, I’m a vampire” Damon said. “And it’s broken, a first aid kit is not going to help”
“But doesn’t it hurt?” Elena asked compassionate.
“It’s okay” Damon said. Bonnie had made the pain lighter, just like she did with the whole jinx, but of course she couldn’t take it away completely. For that she had to die and since he couldn’t kill...

The Host Chapter 5 The Reunion (10/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

It was ruined. It was completely and totally ruined. Katherine had realized that she blew all chances on a reunion with the Salvatore brother she really loved. What was she thinking, pretending to be Elena? Bonnie was annoying, but not stupid. Katherine was lucky to be still alive. And so was Bonnie. She had Damon to thank for that. Katherine hoped, with every fibre in her body, that he would take her down.
She had tried to pass Damon’s message to Elena, but it seemed to be a Lost case.
“Elena, Damon needs to tell wewe something” she alisema looking Elena sharp in the eye. “He wanted to...

The Host Chapter 5 The Reunion (8/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

The sun was almost down and Stefan and Amber were once again sitting with each other. Now that Klaus knew they were just Marafiki he didn’t find it necessary to send someone spying on them. He wanted Stefan to be his most loyal servant and he wanted to trust him. His closeness to Amber was alarming, but on the other hand Stefan wouldn’t be so stupid to go against Klaus’ wishes, knowing what could possibly be the consequences. No one would stop him if he went after Damon, au worse Elena. No, Stefan wouldn’t take that chance.
He couldn’t be zaidi wrong. He watched Stefan and Amber talking,...