Maonyesho ya Televisheni ya Vampire Diaries Article: ☆10 ways to annoy Damon Salvatore☆

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posted by JBDisneyDemi

1)Put vervain into the water supply of Mystic Falls,so that when people drink it and he bites someone,he'll become weak
2)Each and every time he asks wewe a question,say "that's for me to know and for wewe to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill wewe because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do wewe know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time wewe see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should onyesha wewe how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls

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The Host Chapter 21 Light in the Dark (7/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

A couple of hours later
Elena was lying in Damon’s arms, when the door opened and Stefan and Katherine appeared in the doorway.
“Damon? Can I talk to you” Katherine asked careful. Damon nodded, but prevented Elena from leaving. “In private?”
“It’s okay, Damon” Elena sighed and she freed herself from his hold. “I’ll be back” she alisema with a faint smile. She walked away from the kitanda and followed Stefan outside.
“Elena, I’m sorry” Stefan said.
“Not now, Stefan” Elena said.
“Yes, now” Stefan said. “I know wewe hate me and wewe have every right to. wewe should hate...

The Host Chapter 21 Light in the Dark (4/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“We’re home, Damon” Elena said. She and Stefan were helping Damon reach the porch, something he’d rather do alone, thinking he’d recovered enough.
“I’m going to open the door” Stefan said. He let go of Damon and ran to the door and opened it. Then he walked back at Damon and Elena. When he wanted to help Damon enter Damon pushed his arm away.
“I don’t need your help” he alisema pissed, avoiding to look at him.
Stefan looked helplessly at his ex, but she gave him a ‘what did wewe expect’ kind of look back. She helped Damon enter the house and Stefan walked behind them like...

The Host Chapter 21 Light in the Dark (3/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

The hospital
“I’m fine” Jeremy alisema for the seventh time. Caroline had brought him to the hospital, along with Bonnie.
“I think I should make that decision, don’t wewe think?” the doctor said. It was the same that had taken care of his hand. “Now, will wewe please lay down so I can check if wewe have any broken ribs?”
Jeremy reluctantly lay down on the hospital kitanda and pulled up his shirt, like the doctor had asked him.
“Does this hurt?” she asked, pressing the right side of his stomach. Jeremy shook his head. “And this?”
“No”
“This?”
“Oww!” Jeremy exclaimed.
“Okay”...

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The Host Chapter 20 The Host (2/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Stefan grabbed Elena kwa her hair and dragged her back into the house, his ripper face still on.
“Stefan, let go of me. You’re hurting me” Elena cried.
“Well, you’re hurting me!” Stefan growled. “We haven’t even officially broken up yet and you’re already clinging on my brother like a fetus on a navel string”
He dragged her to his bedroom and wanted to throw her inside, when he felt a sudden aching in his back. He looked aside and saw Katherine. He brought his arm back until he found the stake.
“Okay, first of all, ouch!” Stefan alisema and he pulled out the stake. “Second...

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The Host Chapter 20 The Host (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena looked around and learned she was in Damon’s bedroom. She looked at her hands. They were covered in blood. That way she knew she didn’t just have a dream, she knew it meant something. Damon needed her.
She heard her phone ring and saw Alaric was calling her. Remembering what Stefan had alisema she picked up. Giving him no chance to say anything she said: “Damon’s not with you, is he?”
A little confused Alaric replied: “No, but Elena...something happened with Jeremy”
Fear came over Elena. No, not Jeremy too.
“Damon stabbed him, but it was really Emily. At least that’s what Jeremy...

The Host Chapter 19 Sweet Dreams (8/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Jenna brought Jeremy to Bonnies kitchen. Damon pushed Bonnie against the wall.
“What do wewe think I want? I want wewe to take away whatever’s keeping me in check. I want wewe to undo the spell wewe put on Elena” Bonnie shook her head, looking desperate. “I can’t, Damon, I’m sorry” Damon grabbed her neck, pressing her wound. She screamed. “And why can’t you?” he asked his voice caught in his throat. “The only way to free wewe is to kill me”
Jenna turned to Jeremy. “Now wewe know what to do”
“I have to kill her” Jeremy said.
Jenna nodded. “Bonnie was supposed to kill...

The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (9/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“I’ll be back” Bonnie said. “Don’t try to go anywhere, wewe know what happens if wewe do”
She walked out of the cage and left. She reappeared in the ICU of the hospital where Jeremy lay in coma.
She walked to the kitanda and lay her hand on his heart. She felt how it heated up and soon the curves on the monitor went flat and a long tune was heard. She disappeared right before the medical staff rushed in.
She reappeared in Damon’s cage and gasped. Even in this darkness she could see the cage was empty. He was trying to escape.
Damon slowly walked alongside the rough walls, his fingers...

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The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (8/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“You’re too kind”
Even if his current state Damon found the strength to be sarcastic. “Can I ask wewe something? Why did wewe have to bring Stefan into this?”
“Oh, Stefan. Good, old Stefan” Bonnie sighed. “It’s not like he was involved right from the beginning. When Katherine pretended to be Elena and Stefan brought her to the hospital after taking some sleeping pills, I told Stefan there was a way to bring the real Elena back instead of waiting for it to happen”
“And that involves torturing me?” Damon asked.
“No, that’s just for fun” Bonnie alisema shameless.
“And me...

The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (7/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Bonnie sank down inayofuata to him. “I’m sorry” she said. “For your arm, your eyes, your ear, your chest. I don’t want to hurt you, but when you’re around I get really mean. wewe bring out the worst in me, Damon Salvatore”
“I figured”
Why was he talking to her? He should just ignore her.
“Don’t wewe ever wonder why no one saw the cuts in your face?” Bonnie asked. She felt Damon shrug and he groaned. His arm hurt.
“The spell I put on wewe let’s people only see what I want them to see” Bonnie explained. “It’s quite exhausting, but soon I can just drop that part of the spell....

The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (2/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“That’s enough” Bonnie alisema and Damon stopped feeding. Bonnie was so kind to wipe the blood of his chin. “I understand what Elena’s sees in you. I mean, wewe are hot”
“Leave Elena out of this” Damon muttered.
“Yeah, I wish I could, but the thing is, wewe are connected to her” Bonnie said. “No, not in a related kind of way. You’re not family. But her moyo beats for the two of wewe and she, the real Elena, will come back for you. Stefan will keep her away for a while, but eventually she will come look for wewe and find you”
“I don’t want her to see me like this” Damon...

The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (1/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon woke up and looked around. It was pitch dark, but he knew actually where he was. He felt blood streaming over his arms and on his naked chest. He looked up and saw the blood was coming from his wrists. The cuffs were cutting in his flesh and due to Bonnies anti-healing spell his wounds wouldn’t heal.
He jerked his arms, but the zaidi he jerked, the sharper the cuffs cut.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you”
Damon looked around, trying to see where she was.
“Each time wewe do that a little bit of flesh is sliced, so do that for an saa au so and wewe will be free, but wewe will also...

The Host Chapter 17 The Party (5/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“What is this?” Jeremy pointed at the spell book.
“That, my dear Jeremy” Bonnie alisema in a sugar-sweet voice as she walked downstairs. “would be my spell book. wewe know, the book with spells?”
“Since when are wewe into this whole voodoo crap?” he asked, referring to the doll.
“Well, because it’s fun, Jeremy” Bonnie pulled her shoulders. “It’s fun to see him kweta like a samaki on land. It’s fun to be able to hurt him and see and hear him screaming, even though I’m not around”
Jeremy frowned. “He? Who he?”
Bonnie held her head diagonally. “Oh my sweet Jeremy,...

The Host Chapter 17 The Party (3/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

If looks could kill Bonnie would’ve been dead right now. She, Elena and Caroline had just finished lunch and they were now walking through the shopping street. Elena had been shooting dirty glances at Bonnie all day, but Caroline was too busy talking to notice. au so they thought.
“You have to keep your eyes on the onyesha windows, not on Bonnie” Caroline alisema a little annoyed. “You’re not wearing her tonight, Elena”
Elena shrugged and jerked her eyes from Bonnie. The inayofuata moment she let out a shriek. Caroline and Bonnie jumped up and looked at Elena, who was pointing at a dress in...

The Host Chapter 16 Like Fugitives (8/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Katherine was sitting on Caroline’s bed, a blood bag in her hand. Her stomach was healed and she was wearing one of Caroline’s tops. When she had finished the bag she gave it back to Caroline.
“Thank you” she said, though it took her quite some effort. They heard a car park. “I think your mother’s home”
Liz had been working really late. Caroline walked to the window and shoved the curtains. “No, it’s not mom” she rotated her head to the bed. “It’s Matt”
Katherine nodded and got up. “Yeah, I need to go nyumbani anyway”
“No, wewe can stay” Caroline said. “I’ll just...

The Host Chapter 16 Like Fugitives (7/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

The Salvatore Boarding House
Stefan was sitting in the kitanda between two young women.
“You want to hear a secret?”
The women stared at him as if he was a god and they nodded.
“I’m actually not supposed to be here” Stefan said. “I’m supposed to go find my girlfriend who’s hooking up with my brother. But truth is, I’m emotionally too damaged to function right now. I have to recharge first”
He looked from one girl to the other. “So, what’s the deal with wewe two? You’re some hot lesbian couple?”
“No, we’re friends” the woman on Stefan’s right side said.
“Hmm” Stefan...

The Host Chapter 16 Like Fugitives (3/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon and Elena were driving into the night.
“Where we going?” Elena asked curious. His eyes kept on the road Damon replied: “Remember when I took wewe to Georgia?”
Elena gasped. “We’re going to Bree’s Bar?” she asked excited.
“No” Damon said. “Bree’s Bar is gone. But there’s another place I’d like to take you”
He drove further for another twenty minutes. Then he parked the car on a parking lot of a restaurant. A very closed restaurant.
“Damon, what are we doing here?” Elena asked confused.
“Are wewe hungry?” Damon asked with a smirk.
“Yes” Elena said....

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (10/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

7.40 pm
Katherine watched Elena jumping into Damon’s car and Damon driving away. She knew now was her turn and an evil grin appeared on her face. She stuck her hand in her pocket and conjured a box named Sonata, which she had swiped from Jeremy.
“Elena got what?”
Stefan and Katherine turned around. Jeremy was standing in the doorway of the kitchen.
“Jeremy, please let me explain. But not here. Let’s go to the jikoni where we can talk in private” Stefan alisema and he went into the kitchen, Jeremy following him. Katherine, however, stayed behind. While Stefan filled Jeremy in on what...

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (9/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena and Bonnie were sitting outside the Grill, both having a lemonade, when both their phones rang.
“Bonnie” Bonnie said.
“Hello, Elena speaking” Elena said, trying not to give away anything and hoping Bonnie would be too caught up in her own conversation.
“It’s time” Damon said. “Meet me at the Boarding House. I’ll be in the car” He ended the conversation.
And so did Bonnie. “Elena, I’m so sorry, but I have to go” she apologized.
“Oh?” Elena alisema sheepish.
“Yeah, I’m having a tarehe tonight” Bonnie blushed.
“Really? That’s great! Who’s the lucky one?” Elena fired her curiosity.
“Ehm, I rather not say. At least not until it’s official” Bonnie said.
“Of course, I get it” Elena said. Bonnie put some money on the table. “See wewe tomorrow?”
“Yeah, tell me all that happened” Elena waved as Bonnie walked away. The moment she was gone Elena jumped up and ran away as if she was being chased.

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (6/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“I tried, Bonnie, but like I alisema it didn’t work”
Caroline and Bonnie were sitting on Caroline’s bed, a large bag of Candy between them. “Well, then wewe didn’t try hard enough” Bonnie snapped. “Why did wewe have to bring Elena with wewe anyway?”
“I’m sorry?” Caroline said, getting up from the bed. “I wouldn’t have been there if not for Elena. She’s the one that dragged me to Ric’s loft in the first place. You’re the one that butted in without an invitation”
Bonnies face changed from angry to upset. “I’m sorry, Caroline” she alisema soft. She bowed her head...

The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (5/10)

posted by HaleyDewit

“Open the door now, Stefan! I need to talk to my sister!”
Stefan opened the door after Jeremy had banged it about twelve times.
“Alright, alright, don’t get all up tied” Stefan alisema as he opened the door, a blood bag in his hand. “Now, what brings wewe here? Something about Elena, I assume?”
“I need to talk to her” Jeremy repeated. “And wewe know why”
Stefan shrugged. “Why didn’t wewe come here last night?”
“Because I knew Elena wasn’t here. I knew she was with Alaric and her friends, I didn’t want to make a scene” Jeremy explained.
“And wewe were also chicken that...