TheVolturiGirl Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are wewe talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are wewe so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? wewe keep me here and wewe won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad wewe are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... wewe want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

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Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an saa au else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank wewe my emos.

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Heidi :: What did wewe just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: wewe mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If wewe become a vampire wewe will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never alisema that!

Me :: But wewe implied it...

Heidi :: Do wewe know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. wewe just told everybody wewe didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet wewe $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet wewe $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the inayofuata saa then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get wewe to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did wewe invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their barua pepe adresses. Do wewe want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An saa later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: hujambo guys. What's up? upendo your new scars! Do I know you?

emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.

emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!

emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push wewe all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want wewe guys to die. I'm a brave girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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The Queen Bs Chapter 2

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There sitting on the kitanda was a girl. She was stripped down in her panties and bra. There was a guy on juu of her, stripped down to his boxers. I didn't take a good look at either of their faces.

The girl screeched at me. "Get out of my room!" she said. I heard some movement. Maybe they were getting dressed au they were looking for something to throw at me.

"It's kind of my room too! I'm your new roommate! Now get dressed!" I screeched back. I don't like looking at people almost naked. Especially if I didn't even know that person!

"What are wewe fricken kidding me?" I looked out of the corner of...

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The Queen Bs Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

"Bella!" shouted my dad. "Rosalie! Come on! We have to catch your train!" He slammed the door shut to emphasize his point. We walked down holding our suitcases and rain jackets. We lived in Forks, one of the rainiest towns in the world.

Isabella swan is my name. I prefer to be called Bella. Rosalie, who I call Rose, is my sister. She is in grade 12. I'm in grade 11. We are off to boarding school. Rose and I both got accepted to the Lansdale Academy in California. We recieved our acceptance three weeks ago.

"Can wewe believe it?" whispered Rose as we walked into the backseat of the car. "Lansdale...

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A Promise that Last Forever Chapter 16 Epilogue

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Edward and I were sitting on the couch. We were both under the same blanket. His hand was wrapped around my waist and my head was snugged nicely in a plane on his chest. We have been sitting in this same position for a while now. The slow rhythmn of his moyo was starting to put me to sleep.

I don't know how long we were on the kitanda but soon I heard the door open. Then a lot of giggling and clicking.

"Oh my gosh!" shouted Alice and jumped up and down on the other couch. "You guys are together?" I blushed, looked on the ground, with a light smile on my face.

"I can't believe it! That's so cute!"...

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A Promise That Last Forever Chapter 15

posted by lollipopszx3

There, beyond the trees was a meadow. Covered in beautiful green grass. The sun, shining through the trees, seemed to glisten the place up. In the middle of this beautiful place was a blanket, a picnic basket, and a stereo.

I looked around to see if anyone was still here but it was just me. This place seemed to pretty to be real. But hey, nothing in Forks felt real anymore. I walked into the meadow. It felt like a whole other world.

"Bella." alisema Edward coming from the other end of the forest. I jumped a little. I thought I was alone.

Our eyes connected for a second. Before anyone thinks we are...

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Alone in Forks Chapter 7

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Heart-to-Heart

When I got upstairs there wasn't any sympathy au bitches. Instead there was something just as worst.

Because my parents left me at such a young age and I never really got a mother-daughter makeover, shopping experience. Well now I was going to get one... from the master herself.

"Hey Bella!" she alisema as I got to her room.

"Hey Alice... What's all this?" I demanded looking around the room. Well exactly like the house it was clean and expensive. The furniture and tv look really new, unlike all the things I own, au used to own. Unlike the rest of the house, this room was painted pink...

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Camp Meyers A Place for upendo Chapter 5

posted by lollipopszx3

AlicePOV

When I got to the lunch hall, I spotted him. That brown, curly hair boy.

I was planning to go ask him his name, see what his interest were, see if he had a girlfriend... The usually stuff.

Just as I was about to walk over to him, I saw Lauren walking up to Bella. What was that bitch, kahaba up to now? I know it could never be anything good. I can see people and understand them. Bella is a nice quiet girl... Lauren is a slut girl who thinks everyone likes her... News flash! We hate her!

I started to head towards the boy, ignoring Lauren and Bella.

"Hey!" I alisema happily to that boy.

"Hi... Who are...

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A Lesson in upendo Chapter 2

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Emmett

When I got over my crisis I followed Alice to Emmett's room. It was in a whole different dorm and that's why Emmett and Rose weren't together. That didn't mean they didn't sneak though. But if there were dorms together I'd bet Rose'll be pregnant kwa now.

"Bella?" asked Emmett when we went in. Spare key on juu of the door. "EMMETT!" I squealed. We hugged. I never knew Emmett got this... big. He had a huge ring of muscle going around his arms. His face got zaidi older than the last time I saw him. I think his dimples got more... dimplier.

"OH EM GEE! I NEVER SAW wewe IN LIKE FOREVER." He still...

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No Dates, No Breaks Introduction

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Introduction to No Dates No Breaks

"Dilan! Hurry up! We're going to miss it!" shouted my best friend Jenna.
I ran up to her. Jenna just loves that ice cream.

My name Dilan Kuloin. It is pronounced dee-lan in case anyone's wondering. Don't call me Dylan.
My best friend's name is Jenna. She has a passion for ice cream, music, and Pon and Zi. She thinks those guys are the cutest.
We are a trio. A group of three friends. My other friend's name is Nick. His real name is Nicholas but Jenna and I call him Nick to annoy him.
Actually Jenna is dating Nick. No lie.
I used to have a boyfriend too that I met...

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Alone in Forks Chapter 6

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Argument

BPOV

When I got into the Cullen house I was amazed. The house was mansion-like. Especially just being in my own crappy house I didn't think a house so beautiful was possible.

"Mom! We're home!" screamed Emmett when we got home. Wow he was loud.

"Welcome back sweethearts! I'm in the kitchen!"

We walked into the jikoni and a sweet smell instantly hit my nose.

"Why hello. Who is your friend?" asked Edward's mom. I, of course, didn't reply because I was too busy looking at whatever was on the stove. Plain vegetables and supu can get really nasty after a while.

"That is the loser who Alice and...

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Killed My Best Friend One-shot

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Gun shots. That's all I heard for a moment before silence filled the air. Everyone fell to the ground. We were always told to drop and cover your head when wewe heard a gunshot.

Some men came joining that one of the man with a gun. They all pulled out guns. "Get in." one yelled at all of us and pointed at an army tank.

Rosalie didn't get up. She stayed on the ground. I was about to speak up when a men put tape over my mouth.

The men drove for a long time. All us little kids stayed in the back bumping into each other. They tied our hands together. I don't really know why.

Soon the door opened....

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 4

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Firewall

Me :: Hmm... what can I do to wewe guys this chapter?

Mom :: STEPHANIE! Come upstairs! It's chajio, chakula cha jioni time!

Me :: But mom! I'm playing with my friends!

Mom :: Tell them to go home!

Me :: I can't! Their mothers are in Italy.

Heidi :: Yes... under the ground.

Mom :: Really? wewe can stay here Marafiki of Stephanie. Wait. Let me come downstairs.

Me :: NO!!! Don't! They're busy... getting ready... to sleep!

Heidi :: If we could.

Mom :: Okay then! Come up for dinner.

Me :: Sure. Hold on a second! *turns and stares evilly at the Volturi*

Jane :: Now we can leave!

Me :: Again. Like I said. I'm too smart. Plus...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 3

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Let's play Kicking!

Alec :: Your not burning her! *steps in front of Gianna*

Me :: Can we at least try?

Alec :: Of course not! wewe want to try go try it on some of your human friends.

Me :: Hmm... That's not a bad idea....

ViAnne :: Um... bye. *runs before I get an idea*

Me :: Oh... she thought I was going to... oh... that's a good idea! Damnit. She's gone.

Bella :: wewe are so evil.

Me :: And that's one of the many reasons why I should be with the Volturi.

Heidi :: What are the other ones?

Me :: Um... I just want to jiunge them okay?? Stop making me feel bad!

Heidi :: I'm not...

Me :: *sticks tongue* You...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 2

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Torturing Felix

Emmett :: Here wewe go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!

Bella :: *fake cough*

Emmett :: wewe better not hurt my babies.

Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!

Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do wewe buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.

Me :: Oh no wewe didn't. wewe do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*

Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.

Me :: Are wewe sure? *takes out bag of games*

Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!

Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling....

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Disclaimer:: I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D

Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank wewe Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring wewe anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please...

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The Promise that Last Forever Chapter 14

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Another Surprise!

BPOV

"Not again!" I groaned. Alice had her car keys in hand and was going to take me shopping again. It has been a mwezi since my tarehe with Jake. Edward and I were doing the thing we wanted... taking it slow.

"Oh Bella. It won't be shopping today. We're going hiking!" She squealed. "But hikings worst then shopping! Can't I just go shopping extra long with you?" I asked. "Nope. Emmett's coming with us just in case wewe fall and break your neck. I'm not strong enough for that." That pixie may be tiny but she wasn't strong. Not one bit.

"Okay... let's go then. The faster we get there...

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The Father is the one that Loves - Prolouge

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Prolouge

I thought about what Renee alisema at that moment. "You'll think of this years later and you'll start laughing." Oh how very wrong she is right now.

I don't think she'll be laughing if she finds out that her baby doesn't belong to her lover but instead her super abusive boyfriend. That is what I'm doing right now.

I stare down at all the documents with Edward holding our, I mean mine and Jacob's, baby. Renesmee Carlie Cullen... au should I say Renesmee Carlie Black. I feel like crying. It was a mistake to ever start dating him.

Sobs rise out of my chest. "Sh... Bella honey. It's okay." I...

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My moyo Underground One-Shot

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Edward slow down!" I screamed as his needle pointed a little over 100. "Why Bella? I thought wewe loved the speed and the indredredaline." "That's you..."

"Oh yeah... well first tell me wewe upendo me then I'll slow down." "I upendo wewe my Edward... NOW SLOW DOWN!" A motocycle wasn't safe... expecially one that was going 100 miles per hour!

"Yeah... can wewe take my kofia, chapeo off... it's really blocking my view." I did what I was told. Well if I wanted him to slow down I had to do it. I put his kofia, chapeo on my head but he still didn't slow down. "EDWARD MASEN CULLEN! wewe BETTER SLOW DOWN RIG...." I alisema before...

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