TheVolturiGirl Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are wewe talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are wewe so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? wewe keep me here and wewe won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad wewe are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... wewe want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an saa au else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank wewe my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did wewe just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: wewe mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If wewe become a vampire wewe will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never alisema that!

Me :: But wewe implied it...

Heidi :: Do wewe know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. wewe just told everybody wewe didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet wewe $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet wewe $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the inayofuata saa then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get wewe to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did wewe invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their barua pepe adresses. Do wewe want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An saa later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: hujambo guys. What's up? upendo your new scars! Do I know you?

emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.

emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!

emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push wewe all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want wewe guys to die. I'm a brave girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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Camp Meyers : A Place For upendo Chapter 6

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And Jasper Likes...

JPOV

"Yo. wewe see that blonde one?" pointed Emmett. "She's the one I want." he said. She was the girl from cabin, kibanda Eclispe.

"Really? wewe like that one? She's okay but she seems like a bitch." I said.

"What's your point? Most of them here are bitches." he alisema and pointed at each girl. They seem to be in their own little world. He was right. I saw a lot of deadly faces.

There was one girl who I thought had a sweet face. And she was the assistant camp conselour. She was really pretty but she didn't feel like the other girls at this camp.

"So... which one do wewe like?" he asked following...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 6

posted by lollipopszx3

Memories

Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.

Gianna :: Barely.

Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.

Caius :: I agree.

Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.

Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.

Alec :: Yeah...

Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.

Me :: NO! wewe may not go back to Italy yet!

Jane :: Why is that?

Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*

Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!

Mysterious voice :: No we're not!

Gianna :: Who alisema that? *looks around*

Mysterious voice :: I...

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Some bila mpangilio Quotes! (:

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Mostly sad ones );

"A siku of true happiness
Leads to a lifetime of disaster"

"Forget that bastard who broke your heart
Just remember the one who healed it"

"Chance's are your going to go to the one who doesn't feel the same way wewe do
And chances are I'm going to be the shoulder to cry on;
The guy who is sekunde choice;
The one as just a friend;
I upendo wewe forever;
And if I'm not number one;
That's alright;
I upendo wewe and I would just do about anything for you;
And the siku wewe realize I'm zaidi that a friend;
Is the siku you'll be in my arms"

"A guy who doesn't like wewe back isn't ~worth it~
A guy that dumped...

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The Cullen Journal Chapter 1

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Emmett = • (7)
Edward = ♦ (4)
Jasper = ♣ (5)
Rosalie = ♥ (3)
Alice = ◘ (8)
Bella = ♠ (6)
Renesmee = § (21)
Jacob = ¦ (0166)
Carlisle = ± (0177)
Esme = ˆ (0136)

January 20

•Oh my gosh! Esme just bought me a journal with my name imprinted on it! It is so fabutabulous! I am going to keep it forever and ever! But Esme spelt my name wrong. There isn't a C, U, L, and N in my name. Oh well. But there is also the word Diary on it. For a vampire Esme isn't that good at spelling. Oh well! Nothing a few sparkling, cupcake scented stickers can't fix!•

♦Emmett is an idiot. He really needs to learn...

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upendo Note Chapter 6

posted by lollipopszx3

When the kengele rang I got out of my seat. Edward walked over to me. Since it was lunch, I thought I could've left him to fend for himself. I guess I was wrong.

"Well, it's lunch." I snapped at him. He just stared at me, uigizaji as if I never talked. "That means wewe are allowed to leave. Like go eat lunch? They made a new policy and wewe only allowed to eat in the cafe now." We used to be allowed to leave school property during lunch. But they changed it now, because of some unmentioned people, they said. I'm sure it was me. All I did was go into all the chakula stores, order a lot chakula in the drive...

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upendo Note Chapter 7

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"Hey Isabella!" alisema Alice, coming up from behind me. She gave a hug to Edward. "Hey bro. It's so good to finally see you." She grinned at him, then turned back to me. "So... Isabella, I upendo the advice wewe gave." She gave a really obvious wink. She was even SAYING the words wink, wink.
"Yeah, whatever." I whispered. She heard me though, and I guess she took that as a compliment. It was obviously not, especially almost getting into trouble for it.

"So, I heard that wewe guys are in the same class..." Wow. Somebody actually talked about me. And it wasn't in a negative way. Amazing. "Yup. Tanya...

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upendo Note Chapter 5

posted by lollipopszx3

I walked into the office and there was the office lady. She looked at me, over her glasses and she pointed at one of the chairs. I sat down and stared at the floor. Look innocent. Smart.

"Is Isabella here?" asked Mr. Greene, the principal.

"Yes. I'll sent her right in." She nodded at me to go. I stood up and walked into the office. I saw mad principal, a fuming Rosalie, and a really disappointed Ms. Cope.

"Isabella. Did wewe ever see this?" asked Mr. Greene, picking up the newpaper, turned to the page with my column. I shook my head. I tried to look as innocent as possible.

"She's lying! I assigned...

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upendo Note Chapter 4

posted by lollipopszx3

After the class was over, I walked over to Edward. The only reason why I did it was because the teacher was staring at me. He really knew how to make somebody hate them.

He was surrounded kwa a lot of girls. They were giggling and flirting with him. I rolled my eyes at them. So one girl might have a chance to go out with a hot jerk punda like him. Then they'll get dumped and he'll go look for another girl. That sounds like fun! Not.

He walked over to me. He smiled down at me. "What the hell are wewe smiling at?" I demanded. Like I alisema before, back off if wewe know what's good for you.

"Nothing." he...

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upendo Note Chapter 2

posted by lollipopszx3

"Where were you?" demanded the girl who I assumed was Rosalie Hale, the editor of the school. She was supposed to not be so friendly but once I got used to her I would just upendo her. I don't think so. I don't upendo anybody.

"Class. Locker. School." I alisema with attitude. Well I didn't like this chick and it's not like I didn't have a bad life as it was. I should be nyumbani where that bestseller was sitting, right in my dawati drawer.

"I don't care. I didn't think we needed a new addition for the newspaper, but Ms. Cope decided that this was going to be a good thing. I still don't think so. Anyways,...

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upendo Note Chapter 3

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The morning the paper was due, which was on a Monday, I ran to the editor room. This is what I get for leaving it last minute. I logged on and saw a few emails in there. The people were stupid enough to use their real email. All the three emails I recieved were from the same person : cullenn_

I read the emails, to see if her attempt to help me was actually any good.

"Dear Kit, I'm having boy troubles! There is a boy in my class that I have a total crush on! I need help to get him to notice me! Love, junior problem.

"Dear Kit, I was just rejected kwa my crush! I thought he liked me but he totally...

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upendo Note Chapter 1

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Here I am. A great writer. A soon to be journalist. In a high school uandishi room. Why? Because my favourite teacher Ms. Cope asked me to come. "It'll be fun!" she said. "You'll get to work with people who share your passion!" I got excited. Probably a very bad idea. Sure they can write. But they were freshmans. With no life. I actually had one. It included writing. uandishi a best-seller. Right down to it, it's probably already the best book ever written. It was my life story. With every problem I faced, from when I was three with my abusive parents, to now, bouncing between orphanages. All...

The Queen Bs Chapter 3

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After we finished shopping, we walked to Tim Hortons. We were going to order lunch there. The place was crowded though! It was really getting sweaty with all those people there, especially while we were carrying so many bags and wearing long-sleeved shirts.

"Oh there are my friends!" alisema Alice and started to wave at people. A group of girls and one guy were sitting on a big meza, jedwali hunched over ice caps. The people waved back.

Alice walked over to them with her drink. She took a kiti, kiti cha beside one of the girls with glasses.

"Guys, this is Rosalie and Bella Swan. Rosalie is my new roommate and Bella...

The Queen Bs Chapter 2

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There sitting on the kitanda was a girl. She was stripped down in her panties and bra. There was a guy on juu of her, stripped down to his boxers. I didn't take a good look at either of their faces.

The girl screeched at me. "Get out of my room!" she said. I heard some movement. Maybe they were getting dressed au they were looking for something to throw at me.

"It's kind of my room too! I'm your new roommate! Now get dressed!" I screeched back. I don't like looking at people almost naked. Especially if I didn't even know that person!

"What are wewe fricken kidding me?" I looked out of the corner of...

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The Queen Bs Chapter 1

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"Bella!" shouted my dad. "Rosalie! Come on! We have to catch your train!" He slammed the door shut to emphasize his point. We walked down holding our suitcases and rain jackets. We lived in Forks, one of the rainiest towns in the world.

Isabella swan is my name. I prefer to be called Bella. Rosalie, who I call Rose, is my sister. She is in grade 12. I'm in grade 11. We are off to boarding school. Rose and I both got accepted to the Lansdale Academy in California. We recieved our acceptance three weeks ago.

"Can wewe believe it?" whispered Rose as we walked into the backseat of the car. "Lansdale...

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A Promise that Last Forever Chapter 16 Epilogue

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Edward and I were sitting on the couch. We were both under the same blanket. His hand was wrapped around my waist and my head was snugged nicely in a plane on his chest. We have been sitting in this same position for a while now. The slow rhythmn of his moyo was starting to put me to sleep.

I don't know how long we were on the kitanda but soon I heard the door open. Then a lot of giggling and clicking.

"Oh my gosh!" shouted Alice and jumped up and down on the other couch. "You guys are together?" I blushed, looked on the ground, with a light smile on my face.

"I can't believe it! That's so cute!"...

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A Promise That Last Forever Chapter 15

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There, beyond the trees was a meadow. Covered in beautiful green grass. The sun, shining through the trees, seemed to glisten the place up. In the middle of this beautiful place was a blanket, a picnic basket, and a stereo.

I looked around to see if anyone was still here but it was just me. This place seemed to pretty to be real. But hey, nothing in Forks felt real anymore. I walked into the meadow. It felt like a whole other world.

"Bella." alisema Edward coming from the other end of the forest. I jumped a little. I thought I was alone.

Our eyes connected for a second. Before anyone thinks we are...

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Alone in Forks Chapter 7

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Heart-to-Heart

When I got upstairs there wasn't any sympathy au bitches. Instead there was something just as worst.

Because my parents left me at such a young age and I never really got a mother-daughter makeover, shopping experience. Well now I was going to get one... from the master herself.

"Hey Bella!" she alisema as I got to her room.

"Hey Alice... What's all this?" I demanded looking around the room. Well exactly like the house it was clean and expensive. The furniture and tv look really new, unlike all the things I own, au used to own. Unlike the rest of the house, this room was painted pink...

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Camp Meyers A Place for upendo Chapter 5

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AlicePOV

When I got to the lunch hall, I spotted him. That brown, curly hair boy.

I was planning to go ask him his name, see what his interest were, see if he had a girlfriend... The usually stuff.

Just as I was about to walk over to him, I saw Lauren walking up to Bella. What was that bitch, kahaba up to now? I know it could never be anything good. I can see people and understand them. Bella is a nice quiet girl... Lauren is a slut girl who thinks everyone likes her... News flash! We hate her!

I started to head towards the boy, ignoring Lauren and Bella.

"Hey!" I alisema happily to that boy.

"Hi... Who are...