1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom ‘Thing 1’ and ‘Thing 2’.
2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.
3. When they come back to their nyumbani town after a tamasha yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five dakika constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t wewe be going somewhere?”
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.
6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.
7. Constantly remind them that the female of the species is zaidi deadly than the male.
8. Let a very large, non-poisonous, buibui loose in the recording studio.
9. Record their loud, girly screams.
10. Poke Tom in the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not only annoy Tom, but his high-pitched squeaking will annoy the others too!)
11. Watch “The Others” and spend the inayofuata week asking them if they’re ghosts.
12. Make them watch Steven King’s “It”. At two in the morning dress up as a very evil looking clown and sit on Georg’s bed.
13. Demand that they write a song about you.
14. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his long-lost twin brother.
15. Sing “That’s What Girls Do” at ungodly hours of the night.
16. Laugh… just laugh for no reason at all.
17. Trip Tom and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after you, and shout, “En guard!”
18. Super-glue Georg’s inayopendelewa bass, besi guitar, gitaa to the ceiling and insist that the evil elves made wewe do it.
19. Slap a cracker, mkate mkavu with siagi onto Gustav’s face.
20. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and follow them around with a wooden bunduki in your hand and an unusually serious expression on your face.
21. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as wewe can and say “I could have sworn I’ve heard this somewhere before…?” and look like you’re concentrating really hard on it.
22. Get sugar into your system and try to play each of their instruments at a time… ‘accidentally’ breaking/de-tuning them.
23. While kusoma “Green eggs and Ham”, and when Bill asks why wewe are kusoma Dr. Seuss, scream “It’s green!” and stare wide eyed at him until he starts to back away… then knock him to the ground.
24. Then read “Green eggs and Ham” while sitting on him.
25. Sit and wait in their hotel room when they’re on tour. When they return to their room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why they were so late.
26. Jump on all their backs and demand piggy-back rides.
27. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure they are all asleep, take a deep breath and scream “THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!”
28. Lock the doors so they can’t get out.
29. Run up to them saying the producer wanted wewe to tell them something very important. Pretend to faint. When wewe wake up pretend like wewe can’t remember what he said. A few dakika later say “Oh, I remember now!!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.
30. Stare at Gustav for several minutes. When he asks what’s up ask if he’s pregnant.
31. Demand from Bill that he takes your bunny ‘Fluffy’ in his will (as his only heir) au else wewe will
sit on him the whole day
32. When Tom’s asleep, paint his dreads in every colour of the upinde wa mvua (offcourse wewe do at least half in pink!)
33. Try putting on ALL clothes of the guys, starting with Bill’s tight outfits and ending with Toms XXXXL clothes
34. When the guys discover your amazing idea, dance around like an elegant ballerina
35. Then try and tackle Gustav
36.Treat Bill as a puppy, when he comes from the bathroom, pat his head and say with a little squicky voice: that’s a good boy..
37. Ask Tom if he’s 50cent in the white version(don't mean to be racist)
38. When Bill’s doing his hair start imba the lion king song (In the jungle, the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight.. In the jungle the mighty junge the lions sleeps tonight..) all over the room/tourbus
39.Ask Gustav to do an impression of KingKong, for the rest of the day, watch him with big fascinated eyes
40. An saa before the concert, steal all of Georgs clothes and replace them kwa a single Santa Claus suit
41. At 3am, demand that the guys play twister with you, when they’re all playing it, knock them all down and start rolling them in the plastic mat. When they start screamin what the hell you’re doin,
Answer on a normal way that you’re making a Tokio Hotel wrap
42. At a bila mpangilio moment try to put a tutu on Georg (if needed, us violence)
43. Ask the twins if they were connected with their butts at their birth
44. Dress up like Miss Piggy and try to seduce Gustav
45. Whenever wewe kuvuka, msalaba Tom start rapping ‘Baby Got Back’ then ask Tom to jiunge you
46. Suprise them kwa jumping on stage during a tamasha playing the trombone as loud as wewe can
47. Get them drunk, play spin the bottle, quietly sneak out of the mduara, duara to get your camera.
Offcourse wewe invited Saki and that hairy shabiki wewe saw a few hours ago
48. Stuff gummy worms down every facial opening, make an extra effort for their nostrils (it doesn’t matter if they’re awake au not)
49. At exactly 5:30am do a very remarkable imitation of Bill’s nyota tafuta performance of ‘It’s raining man’
50. Put on a rabbitsuit and start jumping on Bill’s kitanda yelling the song ‘Old McDonalds had a farm’ very offkey
51. Come up with ways to annoy Tokio Hotel and discover that it’s fun
52. Every saa say randomly that Gustav and Georg should make out
53. While Tom is laughing his punda off and Gustav and Georg are giving wewe a killerlook
yell: ‘VIVA LA DIVA!’ and run up to Bill and tackle him. While Bill is screaming like a girl,
get up, yawn and walk away bored
54. Sell their boxers on Ebay and replace them kwa fur, manyoya panties
55. Have a sit strike on the middle of the stage, when they kindly ask wewe to leave,
look shocked and scream ‘Save the PEANUT!’
56. Demand that Bill and Tom take salsalessons, with eachother
57. Replace Bill’s jewellery kwa cock-roaches and bugs. Sit on his kitanda with wide open eyes
till he comes to get his jewellerybox. Then say in a creepy little voice ‘I have a little suprise for you’..
58. Smear honey all over the doorhandles and the (only) toiletseat in the tourbus
when they find out, point to Georg. Tom will force him to lick it off
59. While Georg is licking off the toilet seat, suggest to Tom that he could use a baseballbat in case Georg refuses to continue
60. paint the baseballbat with Bill’s nail polish
61. Ask Tom if he’s hatching dinosaurs in his hat
62. Try to catch the guys with a lasso on bila mpangilio times
63. Ducktape Tom to the back of Gustavs bedroom door
Luv Tokio Hotel but I an a weird person, luv doin funny things. And these are funny!!
2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.
3. When they come back to their nyumbani town after a tamasha yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five dakika constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t wewe be going somewhere?”
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.
6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.
7. Constantly remind them that the female of the species is zaidi deadly than the male.
8. Let a very large, non-poisonous, buibui loose in the recording studio.
9. Record their loud, girly screams.
10. Poke Tom in the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not only annoy Tom, but his high-pitched squeaking will annoy the others too!)
11. Watch “The Others” and spend the inayofuata week asking them if they’re ghosts.
12. Make them watch Steven King’s “It”. At two in the morning dress up as a very evil looking clown and sit on Georg’s bed.
13. Demand that they write a song about you.
14. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his long-lost twin brother.
15. Sing “That’s What Girls Do” at ungodly hours of the night.
16. Laugh… just laugh for no reason at all.
17. Trip Tom and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after you, and shout, “En guard!”
18. Super-glue Georg’s inayopendelewa bass, besi guitar, gitaa to the ceiling and insist that the evil elves made wewe do it.
19. Slap a cracker, mkate mkavu with siagi onto Gustav’s face.
20. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and follow them around with a wooden bunduki in your hand and an unusually serious expression on your face.
21. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as wewe can and say “I could have sworn I’ve heard this somewhere before…?” and look like you’re concentrating really hard on it.
22. Get sugar into your system and try to play each of their instruments at a time… ‘accidentally’ breaking/de-tuning them.
23. While kusoma “Green eggs and Ham”, and when Bill asks why wewe are kusoma Dr. Seuss, scream “It’s green!” and stare wide eyed at him until he starts to back away… then knock him to the ground.
24. Then read “Green eggs and Ham” while sitting on him.
25. Sit and wait in their hotel room when they’re on tour. When they return to their room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why they were so late.
26. Jump on all their backs and demand piggy-back rides.
27. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure they are all asleep, take a deep breath and scream “THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!”
28. Lock the doors so they can’t get out.
29. Run up to them saying the producer wanted wewe to tell them something very important. Pretend to faint. When wewe wake up pretend like wewe can’t remember what he said. A few dakika later say “Oh, I remember now!!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.
30. Stare at Gustav for several minutes. When he asks what’s up ask if he’s pregnant.
31. Demand from Bill that he takes your bunny ‘Fluffy’ in his will (as his only heir) au else wewe will
sit on him the whole day
32. When Tom’s asleep, paint his dreads in every colour of the upinde wa mvua (offcourse wewe do at least half in pink!)
33. Try putting on ALL clothes of the guys, starting with Bill’s tight outfits and ending with Toms XXXXL clothes
34. When the guys discover your amazing idea, dance around like an elegant ballerina
35. Then try and tackle Gustav
36.Treat Bill as a puppy, when he comes from the bathroom, pat his head and say with a little squicky voice: that’s a good boy..
37. Ask Tom if he’s 50cent in the white version(don't mean to be racist)
38. When Bill’s doing his hair start imba the lion king song (In the jungle, the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight.. In the jungle the mighty junge the lions sleeps tonight..) all over the room/tourbus
39.Ask Gustav to do an impression of KingKong, for the rest of the day, watch him with big fascinated eyes
40. An saa before the concert, steal all of Georgs clothes and replace them kwa a single Santa Claus suit
41. At 3am, demand that the guys play twister with you, when they’re all playing it, knock them all down and start rolling them in the plastic mat. When they start screamin what the hell you’re doin,
Answer on a normal way that you’re making a Tokio Hotel wrap
42. At a bila mpangilio moment try to put a tutu on Georg (if needed, us violence)
43. Ask the twins if they were connected with their butts at their birth
44. Dress up like Miss Piggy and try to seduce Gustav
45. Whenever wewe kuvuka, msalaba Tom start rapping ‘Baby Got Back’ then ask Tom to jiunge you
46. Suprise them kwa jumping on stage during a tamasha playing the trombone as loud as wewe can
47. Get them drunk, play spin the bottle, quietly sneak out of the mduara, duara to get your camera.
Offcourse wewe invited Saki and that hairy shabiki wewe saw a few hours ago
48. Stuff gummy worms down every facial opening, make an extra effort for their nostrils (it doesn’t matter if they’re awake au not)
49. At exactly 5:30am do a very remarkable imitation of Bill’s nyota tafuta performance of ‘It’s raining man’
50. Put on a rabbitsuit and start jumping on Bill’s kitanda yelling the song ‘Old McDonalds had a farm’ very offkey
51. Come up with ways to annoy Tokio Hotel and discover that it’s fun
52. Every saa say randomly that Gustav and Georg should make out
53. While Tom is laughing his punda off and Gustav and Georg are giving wewe a killerlook
yell: ‘VIVA LA DIVA!’ and run up to Bill and tackle him. While Bill is screaming like a girl,
get up, yawn and walk away bored
54. Sell their boxers on Ebay and replace them kwa fur, manyoya panties
55. Have a sit strike on the middle of the stage, when they kindly ask wewe to leave,
look shocked and scream ‘Save the PEANUT!’
56. Demand that Bill and Tom take salsalessons, with eachother
57. Replace Bill’s jewellery kwa cock-roaches and bugs. Sit on his kitanda with wide open eyes
till he comes to get his jewellerybox. Then say in a creepy little voice ‘I have a little suprise for you’..
58. Smear honey all over the doorhandles and the (only) toiletseat in the tourbus
when they find out, point to Georg. Tom will force him to lick it off
59. While Georg is licking off the toilet seat, suggest to Tom that he could use a baseballbat in case Georg refuses to continue
60. paint the baseballbat with Bill’s nail polish
61. Ask Tom if he’s hatching dinosaurs in his hat
62. Try to catch the guys with a lasso on bila mpangilio times
63. Ducktape Tom to the back of Gustavs bedroom door
Luv Tokio Hotel but I an a weird person, luv doin funny things. And these are funny!!
