1. Insist that he is a furby.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his fur, manyoya off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing wewe arm like wewe would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because wewe wanted to know whether au not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, kwa one of those pink poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.