1. Call him "Little Baby Taruto"
2. Ask him if he knows how babies are made, if he says he doesn't know, laugh, if he says he does, but he's wrong, laugh, if he does know, laugh.
3. Take all his Candy away, for a month!
4. Yell "Guess what, Taruto loves Pudding!" really loud to anyone who will listen, make sure Taruto is there at the time.
5. Make him listen to clam, slow music.
6. After a month, when wewe give him back his candy, make him eat only ice cream, so much that he gets terrible brainfreeze.
7. Lock him in a room full of cicadas, make sure he the room is teleport-proof.
8. Put a collar, alama and...