Kiyurie *me*: Hello, everyone! I’m your onyesha host of ‘What they really thought,’ the new hottest onyesha ever! This week, we have Gwen, Trent, and Izzy here with us!
Izzy: hujambo everyone! I’m like, so stoked to be here! There wasn’t anything good on TDA anyway. Except for Owen; that guy is totally like a marshmallow! Soft, cuddly…
Gwen: Yurie! I’m glad to see you!!! *Waves to Kiyurie*
Trent: *Sobbing in the back room* :’(
K: Gwen, tough break-up! What happened? Okay, we couldn’t talk about that now. Let’s welcome our first guest, Izzy!
G: Gee, thanks for asking, Yurie.
K: *Shocked* Well, I’m sorry!
I: *running onto stage* hujambo guys! Hi, Kiyurie!
K: Hey. So, Izzy, what were wewe feeling when wewe found out wewe were kicked off?
I: Well, I knew I had Lost a million dollars, but hey! At least they called me E-scope! Finally! I mean, how would wewe feel if everyone got your name wrong? Well, I’ve changed it back now. Oh well.
K: Um… okay. Weren’t wewe sad au anything? Upset?
I: o_O
K: Uh… well, alright then. Gwen, your turn.
G: :O
K: C’mon! Hurry up already!
G: It’s my turn already?!
K: Yes.
G: Okay then!
K: So. How did wewe feel?
G: *sighs* I owed the other team.
K: Yeah, I know.
G: But… I voted myself off. I hope that’s worth something. I know I Lost out on a million biggies, but I deserved it, I guess. *Turns to room Trent is in*
Look, Trent, I’m sorry!
T: *still not inaonyesha himself* :’(
K: This is sad, guys.
K: Gwen. I said-
G: Okay, okay! I was like, oh, NO! when Justin announced he had overheard Trent and I talking. I don’t know why I agreed to help them, and betrayed my own teamies. But there’s something in me, something that forced me to agree.
K: Wow… Gwen.
G: Yeah. *sighs* But I really wished I hadn’t, and wewe should have seen the others faces’ when they found out! Everyone was so disappointed in me. Duncan, Heather, Leshawna, Harold… Everyone. *sighs again*
I: hujambo Gwen…
G: Yeah, Izzy? I mean E-scope? I mean Izzy…?
I: wewe are telling the truth, right?
G: ^’_ ^
G: Um… of course.
K: She is. She wouldn’t lie.
Courtney *from the bleachers*: Oh yes she would! Especially considering how she hanged with my Duncan!
K: Courtney. Seriously. I know Gwen, and she wouldn’t do that!
G: *walking over to Kiyurie*
G: *nods* :K
(LOL, vampire teeth!)
C: *Grits teeth* Prove it, you… wewe backstabbing little boyfriend stealing…
K: Calm down, girl. We all know wewe have it bad for him.
I: Omigod, wewe totally do! Anyone can tell. I thought I was crazy, but I guess there’s one thing in which wewe ARE crazier than me! Lo-o-ove! Courtney’s in love! Courtney’s in…
C: *interrupts* SHUT UP! *turns to Kiyurie* Stop her this instant! au else… I’ll call my lawyers!
K: Riiiight. Like that will stop this. Nothing can stop Izzy. Yeah, Iz?
I: Totally, Kiyurie. She’s right. Crazy for love, that’s what wewe are, Courtney. Courtney’s in…
I: o-O Wait, Kiyurie, did wewe just call me Iz?
K: ^’_ ^
K: Nooo… *stares at ceiling*
G: *suddenly speaks up* C’mon Kiyurie, on with the show!
K: *quickly speaks up* Yeah. Right. On with the show.
C: Not so fast! *Lunges for filming camera thingie*
Camera: *falls*
*fade to black*
Courtney: Interview over.
K: Hey! What are wewe doing! >:(
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K: And I guess that’s the end of the show! *mutters* Thanks, Courtney.
Izzy: hujambo everyone! I’m like, so stoked to be here! There wasn’t anything good on TDA anyway. Except for Owen; that guy is totally like a marshmallow! Soft, cuddly…
Gwen: Yurie! I’m glad to see you!!! *Waves to Kiyurie*
Trent: *Sobbing in the back room* :’(
K: Gwen, tough break-up! What happened? Okay, we couldn’t talk about that now. Let’s welcome our first guest, Izzy!
G: Gee, thanks for asking, Yurie.
K: *Shocked* Well, I’m sorry!
I: *running onto stage* hujambo guys! Hi, Kiyurie!
K: Hey. So, Izzy, what were wewe feeling when wewe found out wewe were kicked off?
I: Well, I knew I had Lost a million dollars, but hey! At least they called me E-scope! Finally! I mean, how would wewe feel if everyone got your name wrong? Well, I’ve changed it back now. Oh well.
K: Um… okay. Weren’t wewe sad au anything? Upset?
I: o_O
K: Uh… well, alright then. Gwen, your turn.
G: :O
K: C’mon! Hurry up already!
G: It’s my turn already?!
K: Yes.
G: Okay then!
K: So. How did wewe feel?
G: *sighs* I owed the other team.
K: Yeah, I know.
G: But… I voted myself off. I hope that’s worth something. I know I Lost out on a million biggies, but I deserved it, I guess. *Turns to room Trent is in*
Look, Trent, I’m sorry!
T: *still not inaonyesha himself* :’(
K: This is sad, guys.
K: Gwen. I said-
G: Okay, okay! I was like, oh, NO! when Justin announced he had overheard Trent and I talking. I don’t know why I agreed to help them, and betrayed my own teamies. But there’s something in me, something that forced me to agree.
K: Wow… Gwen.
G: Yeah. *sighs* But I really wished I hadn’t, and wewe should have seen the others faces’ when they found out! Everyone was so disappointed in me. Duncan, Heather, Leshawna, Harold… Everyone. *sighs again*
I: hujambo Gwen…
G: Yeah, Izzy? I mean E-scope? I mean Izzy…?
I: wewe are telling the truth, right?
G: ^’_ ^
G: Um… of course.
K: She is. She wouldn’t lie.
Courtney *from the bleachers*: Oh yes she would! Especially considering how she hanged with my Duncan!
K: Courtney. Seriously. I know Gwen, and she wouldn’t do that!
G: *walking over to Kiyurie*
G: *nods* :K
(LOL, vampire teeth!)
C: *Grits teeth* Prove it, you… wewe backstabbing little boyfriend stealing…
K: Calm down, girl. We all know wewe have it bad for him.
I: Omigod, wewe totally do! Anyone can tell. I thought I was crazy, but I guess there’s one thing in which wewe ARE crazier than me! Lo-o-ove! Courtney’s in love! Courtney’s in…
C: *interrupts* SHUT UP! *turns to Kiyurie* Stop her this instant! au else… I’ll call my lawyers!
K: Riiiight. Like that will stop this. Nothing can stop Izzy. Yeah, Iz?
I: Totally, Kiyurie. She’s right. Crazy for love, that’s what wewe are, Courtney. Courtney’s in…
I: o-O Wait, Kiyurie, did wewe just call me Iz?
K: ^’_ ^
K: Nooo… *stares at ceiling*
G: *suddenly speaks up* C’mon Kiyurie, on with the show!
K: *quickly speaks up* Yeah. Right. On with the show.
C: Not so fast! *Lunges for filming camera thingie*
Camera: *falls*
*fade to black*
Courtney: Interview over.
K: Hey! What are wewe doing! >:(
***
K: And I guess that’s the end of the show! *mutters* Thanks, Courtney.
