Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama YOLO! Glad to see wewe actually CAME back. Our ratings were dropping.
**cricket**
Chris: I can’t make any jokes here, can I? -_-”
Chef: Nope. No one thinks you’re funny. I think when wewe torture Teenagers is funny, but other than that, nope.
Chris: Awwww…Do wewe really mean that, Chef? Well, it looks like this season we are hitting them hard.
Chef: >:D.
Lia: **enters mess hall followed kwa Isis and Iris** Excuse me, Chris?
Chris: What?
Lia: Where is breakfast going to be served?
Chris: Here. And there it is. **gestures to odd looking machungwa, chungwa substance**
Lia: …D:. That????
Isis: wewe HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! D;.
Iris: I don’t think he is kidding, sis.
**the rest of the campers lazily drift into the mess hall**
Luna: I need food. I am starving.
Tyler: Relax, they have some.
Chris: Alright everyone get in line!
Riley: Why? This isn’t kindergarten.
Chris: To me, it is. GO!
**everyone forms a line**
Chef: PUT YOUR PLATES OUT IN FRONT OF wewe AND NO COMPLAINING.
Marissa: :s I think I’m going to be sick…
Lia: This is not food.
Joey: …Well, if you’re hungry, you’re hungry. **eats some** Meh, it’s not that bad.
Tyler: **eats the slop** Not bad.
Luna: I am not eating this. **stomach growls** >_<. Fine.
Madelyn: I’ll eat it >_>.
Jenny: This isn’t anything I’ve ever had at a party…
Iris: …**silently eats the slop**
Isis: **eats the slop** Ew…
Gwen: I know better than to eat chef’s cooking.
Leshawna: Same here. **both dump plates into the trash**
Duncan: Eh. **eats** To hungry to care if it’s mom’s au Chef’s cooking. They both taste the same xD.
Noah: I’m not eating. **dumps plate**
Danny: **takes slop** …Oh god, why.
Chef: Sorry, no zaidi chakula here, geekmeister.
Timothy: Oh…Okay…
Danny: **Turns to Timothy** Here, wewe can have mine.
Timothy: No, it’s okay.
Danny: Here, take it. wewe need it zaidi than I do. wewe are a growing boy ^-^.
Timothy: S-So are you…
Danny: I want wewe to eat though. **gives to Timothy**
Timothy: T-Thank you.
Danny: No problem. ^-^.
**everyone finishes eating**
Chris: Alright, separate into teams.
**teams separate**
Madelyn: Okay, so now what do we do?
Chris: Get ready for…TOTAL DRAMA TRIATHALON!
Iris: Truh-Triathalon…?
Chris: Yes, TRIATHALON! In this TRIATHALON, the three events will be…Running, climbing, and then hurdles. ;D.
Gwen: No way that it will be that easy.
Duncan: Yeah, what’s the catch?
Chris: Well, you’ll see. Alright off of Team Shooting Starscapes, Iris, Joey and Noah will be running.
Noah: I don’t run.
Iris: M-Me neither…
Chris: Too bad. Climbing will be Isis, Luna and Riley.
Riley: I don’t climb.
Chris: TOO. FUCKING. BAD. And Hurdling will be Jenny and Gwen.
Gwen: …At least it’s not climbing…
Chris: That’s the spirit! Alright, off of Team Fire-Lit Moonscapes, Runners will be: Duncan, Leshawna and Tyler!
Duncan: I’m better at climbing.
Leshawna: wewe pick me for running???
Chris: Yes ^-^. Climbing will be Danny, Marissa and Lia.
Danny: I’m good at climbing. This will be easy!
Chris: -_-. No it won’t ^-^. And Hurdling will be Timothy and Madelyn!
Madelyn: …NO NOT HURDLES! D:.
Chris: Ohyes, HURDLES!
**everyone goes to their event**
Chris: Campers ready? GO!
**Tyler and Joey in the lead**
Duncan: Fuck…Running…
Leshawna: I...Know…can’t…breathe…Dx.
Iris: **runs in silence**
Noah: I’m so…tired…Damn you, Chris…
Tyler: This is too easy.
Joey: H-How do wewe keep…such…a…steady…pace?
Tyler: I’m too good at this! **passes up Joey** So long! **trips and falls** oof!
Joey: **passes up Tyler** Kiss my ass! **crosses finish line** YES!
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes win! Now on to the climbing!
Noah: I’m going to watch people fail. Anyone wanna come with me?
Iris: Y-Yes.
Noah: Okay. **walks over to climbing area with Iris**
Iris: ^//^.
Chris: Campers ready? :D. GO!
**Danny and Luna in the lead with Riley and Lia not far behind**
Chris: Time for Dynamite!
**explosion knocks Luna and Lia back**
Lia: D:.
Luna: Damn you, Chris.
Riley: I can win this! O:<.
Danny: **climbs as fast as he can just missing an explosion**
Riley: **Climbs faster** I’m going to beat you, Danny.
Danny: We’ll see.
**explosion leaves area foggy**
Chris: Who won??
**fog clears**
Chris: Danny is the winner!
Danny: I’d like to thank the academy!
Chris: No speech. Get down. Now to the Hurdles!
Danny: **climbs down** Marissa!
Marissa: Yeah?
Danny: Come wiff me to watch Timothy hurdle!
Marissa: I knew wewe liked him :3.
Chris: Hurdlers ready? GO! Remember, this is for the win! We are all tied up, so, no pressure!
**Hurdlers take off**
Madelyn: **trips and falls** Ugh! I hate my clumsiness! It’s up to you, Timothy!
Timothy: **gulp**
Jenny: **trips and rips her shorts** Dx. Damn it, these were my favorites! Go Gwen!
Gwen: Yeah, yeah!
Timothy: **jumps a hurdle** Please don’t let me fall…
Gwen: **jumps a hurdle** That was way too close for comfort!
Timothy: **just barely misses a hurdle** **falls** Damn it…
Gwen: **jumps another**
Danny: Marissa! We have to go help him! **runs out onto the track**
Chris: HEY! GET OFF OF THERE! I WILL CALL THE COPS IF wewe DON’T GET OFF, DANNY JAMES!
Danny: I’ll take my chances! Timothy, are wewe okay?
Timothy: I-I’m fine.
Danny: Your leg is all bloody…I’ll carry wewe to the cabin. **picks Timothy up**
Timothy: ^//^. O//O.
Girls: **awwwwww!!!**
Boys: -_-”.
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes wins! Now to elimination >:D.
**elimination ceremony** I’m going to onyesha all of your elimination tapes ;D.
Timothy: Oh no…
Chris: Oh yes! >:D.

Elimination tapes:

Duncan: I think we should vote out that Madelyn girl. She is too clumsy.

Leshawna: That Danny kid is too sweet! Savin’ little Timothy like that! But…I think we should get rid of the person that will cause the most trouble in the game. And I think we all know that it’s Duncan.

Lia: I don’t know who to vote out. I don’t think anyone deserves to go home. But I think I will vote Duncan. I don’t really like him. He is really rude.

Marissa: I-I think…um…Duncan…

Madelyn: I think I should go. I’m too clumsy…

Tyler: That Duncan really is rude. I vote him off.

Danny: I don’t think anyone really needed to go nyumbani tonight. This should be a non-elimination, but no. Chris is too much of a tightwad to do that. That and he just loves torturing kids. But anyway, I don’t really like Duncan. He is rude to everyone.

Timothy: I bet I’m going nyumbani ;-;. I think it was really sweet of Danny to help me. He is so nice…and cute…and…perfect…Wait…no, I’M STRAIGHT! …I am!...

-End of INDIVDIUAL elimination-

Chris: Goodbye Duncan.
Duncan: Thank god. Thank you, wewe all! I fucking hate this island anyway!
Chris: You’re welcome. Bye.

**In the girls cabin**
Leshawna: Do y’all think that Timothy and Danny have something going on?
Lia: I think so. It is so cute!
Luna: I miss Tyler!
Gwen: I hate this island.
Iris: **doodling hearts around Noah’s name**
Isis: **jumping on the bed** :D.
Marissa: I think…
Riley: **puts in headphones and ignores everyone** Try to keep it down.
Jenny: I think the DannyxTimothy thing is really hot.
Isis: Agreed.


Chris: Find out what happens inayofuata on TOTAL DRAMA YOLO!!!!

To be continued.

maoni c:.